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After many countless acts of bravery Samus has been a great legend to all. Never would she of thought she would grow into a reality show. That was until a group of producers gave her a deal that said if cameras followed her around 24/7 she would make millions. She agreed and was the #1 show in the U.S. It went kind of like this...
First Episode
(Samus is watching a Bay Watch marathon atop her mansion estate on earth)
Samus= Save those people now you worthless beings you!
(Samus takes off her mask and her blonde hair and blue eyes were exposed)
Samus= Like what are those guys like doing to like Becky. Oh my god, she is like so cheating on Rick. Uh uh, girlfriend you going to get it this time.
(a knock on the door echoes through the mansion. She puts on her helmet and runs to see who's there)
Samus= Who is at my presence? Show yourself or face my fury!!!
(the door opens and it is her friend Rachel and Kimberly)
Kim= Like oh my god Samus I haven't seen you in like
ages.
(Samus takes her helmet off her helmet and hugs her two friends)
Samus= Like I haven't seen you in like so long.
Rachel= I like missed you so much girlfriend.
(A load phone rings in the distance)
Samus= I'll get it.
(Samus picks up phone)
Caller= Ahhh, help Samus we are in need of help and you are the only one that can help.
Samus= You are like interrupting my like get together with me and my like gals.
Caller=Why are you talking like that?
Samus= Oh, wait a second...
(Smaus puts on her helmet once again)
Samus= Where is your location?
Caller=I'm in the subway. The ceiling is about to the
drop!
Samus speeds out of her house and goes to the subway at the end of her block and sees that the street was sinking downward. Bravely she scampers down the subway stairs and holds the ceiling from falling on
the people below it while the cameras stayed dangerously close.
Samus= Receed from putting the camara so close to my face.
(the camera man slips on shattered gravel and smacks Samus across the head causing her helmet to fly off)
Samus= Like my helmet! All this dust is totally going to get in my hair. This is like no place for like cameras!
Samus knows at this time that there is nothing she can do so she quickly lets go of the falling ceiling and runs upstairs. She hears the cries from the civilians all the way home.
Second Episode
(Samus is taking a shower in her deluxe bathroom and the cameras suddenly sprout out of nowhere)
Samus= Like AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, like AHHHHHHHHHHHH, totally like AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
(Samus steps out of the shower and covers herself with her robe)
Samus= Like I've like seriously had enough of these cameras following me like around everywhere!
Camera man= Well we can't do anything about it Samus we take our orders from the boss at headquarters.
Samus= Well I better go to like the like headcuot-os. I mean headku-atos, head-otos, or is it highquoutt-ores. Uhh, wait a second...
(Samus takes a hold of her suit and puts it on in a hurry along with her helmet)
Samus= I will be before your boss's headquarters fairly soon camera human. For now just get out of my way!
(Samus slams the camera out of the camera mans hands)
Final Episode
(the episode starts with Samus in the headquarter's elevator awaiting to reach the boss's office with cameras still close behind her)
Samus= This human will pay for what he has done o me these past few earth days.
(Samus gets off the elevator, through the hall, and shoots through the boss's office door)
Samus= Get ready to be defeated boss.
Boss= Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! Guards!!!
(guards crowd all around Samus)
Samus= I will defeat you all one by LIKE one. What is wrong with my LIKE speech?
(Samus looks at her life gauge and it is very low and she was returning to normal. She knows it would be no use to her now so she takes it off in front of all the guards)
Samus= Like why are you doing this to me sir?
Boss= Well Samus, it goes like this..... we are aliens from the outer limits going to destroy the world and we need you dead.
Samus= Like you are so mean.
(Samus begins to cry)
Boss= Um, sorry....is there any way I can make you feel better?
(while the boss was distracted by Samus's cries, Samus charges at the boss and grabs him by the collar)
Samus= Well like then like you like have to like die.
(Samus tosses the boss out an open window)
Samus= Az tayla vista baby….. or something like that.
(the guards run toward Samus and one by one she throws them out the window as well)
Samus= Like that was like a like...like...like...what was I doing again?
THE END
Drunk
First Episode
(Samus is watching a Bay Watch marathon atop her mansion estate on earth)
Samus= Save those people now you worthless beings you!
(Samus takes off her mask and her blonde hair and blue eyes were exposed)
Samus= Like what are those guys like doing to like Becky. Oh my god, she is like so cheating on Rick. Uh uh, girlfriend you going to get it this time.
(a knock on the door echoes through the mansion. She puts on her helmet and runs to see who's there)
Samus= Who is at my presence? Show yourself or face my fury!!!
(the door opens and it is her friend Rachel and Kimberly)
Kim= Like oh my god Samus I haven't seen you in like
ages.
(Samus takes her helmet off her helmet and hugs her two friends)
Samus= Like I haven't seen you in like so long.
Rachel= I like missed you so much girlfriend.
(A load phone rings in the distance)
Samus= I'll get it.
(Samus picks up phone)
Caller= Ahhh, help Samus we are in need of help and you are the only one that can help.
Samus= You are like interrupting my like get together with me and my like gals.
Caller=Why are you talking like that?
Samus= Oh, wait a second...
(Smaus puts on her helmet once again)
Samus= Where is your location?
Caller=I'm in the subway. The ceiling is about to the
drop!
Samus speeds out of her house and goes to the subway at the end of her block and sees that the street was sinking downward. Bravely she scampers down the subway stairs and holds the ceiling from falling on
the people below it while the cameras stayed dangerously close.
Samus= Receed from putting the camara so close to my face.
(the camera man slips on shattered gravel and smacks Samus across the head causing her helmet to fly off)
Samus= Like my helmet! All this dust is totally going to get in my hair. This is like no place for like cameras!
Samus knows at this time that there is nothing she can do so she quickly lets go of the falling ceiling and runs upstairs. She hears the cries from the civilians all the way home.
Second Episode
(Samus is taking a shower in her deluxe bathroom and the cameras suddenly sprout out of nowhere)
Samus= Like AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, like AHHHHHHHHHHHH, totally like AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
(Samus steps out of the shower and covers herself with her robe)
Samus= Like I've like seriously had enough of these cameras following me like around everywhere!
Camera man= Well we can't do anything about it Samus we take our orders from the boss at headquarters.
Samus= Well I better go to like the like headcuot-os. I mean headku-atos, head-otos, or is it highquoutt-ores. Uhh, wait a second...
(Samus takes a hold of her suit and puts it on in a hurry along with her helmet)
Samus= I will be before your boss's headquarters fairly soon camera human. For now just get out of my way!
(Samus slams the camera out of the camera mans hands)
Final Episode
(the episode starts with Samus in the headquarter's elevator awaiting to reach the boss's office with cameras still close behind her)
Samus= This human will pay for what he has done o me these past few earth days.
(Samus gets off the elevator, through the hall, and shoots through the boss's office door)
Samus= Get ready to be defeated boss.
Boss= Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! Guards!!!
(guards crowd all around Samus)
Samus= I will defeat you all one by LIKE one. What is wrong with my LIKE speech?
(Samus looks at her life gauge and it is very low and she was returning to normal. She knows it would be no use to her now so she takes it off in front of all the guards)
Samus= Like why are you doing this to me sir?
Boss= Well Samus, it goes like this..... we are aliens from the outer limits going to destroy the world and we need you dead.
Samus= Like you are so mean.
(Samus begins to cry)
Boss= Um, sorry....is there any way I can make you feel better?
(while the boss was distracted by Samus's cries, Samus charges at the boss and grabs him by the collar)
Samus= Well like then like you like have to like die.
(Samus tosses the boss out an open window)
Samus= Az tayla vista baby….. or something like that.
(the guards run toward Samus and one by one she throws them out the window as well)
Samus= Like that was like a like...like...like...what was I doing again?
THE END
Drunk
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Ah, you should download it.
It's good.
It's good.
No:(
DC, do you have MSN?
Next GAD? Your really putting my expectations too high.
OOOO. Mortal Combat. That's what Cubist got. He said it was good. Are you gonna claim games or DVDs for your next GAD?
I got Martal Kombet Conquest and a free membership because I wasn't a member.
yey for Drunk Cow and his GAD. I told you all they were good. Perhaps this one will win as well...
What are you going to get anyhoo?
What are you going to get anyhoo?
Do you know that I won a GAD for me other post gerrid:0 It was funnnnnn
Another humorous post, Drunk. I always enjoy them.
Like you all better like read like this.:DHehehe.
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