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Have you ever saved up for a game and waited and waited as the release date draws ever closer you keep playing the origonal game just to fill time then when you finally get the sequel it isnt that good and worst of all you find a glitch straight away for instance yesterday 'Burnout 2' finally arrived after a few days waiting i tore open the packaging and rammed it in my PS2 i hastily completed the tutorial and went on to the real game only to find that by some wierd twist of luck combined with my manic button bashing i had caused the game to crash well not crash as such but repeat the same bit of music over and over. Another prime example of a glitch (not by any means a good game) is 'the simpsons roadrage' i was happily driving along with Grounds keeper willie when i crashed into a building only to drive through it and then realise that i couldnt drive out.
But by now we are all used to finding glitches in games and some of us take pride in finding usefull glitches but what if life had glitches...
Picture the scene some world famous 100m runner is streaks ahead of the field when suddenly he stops and runs back a bit then runs forward and keeps on doing this crazy dance untill someone gives him a good old stun dart to the back of the head by which time he has already lost the race and his pride along with it.
Hows this one...
You are in a deserted pool with a hot girl and then you think "hey, ive got an idea" so you run around the pool 3 times do a rolly polly on the diving board and then jump off and to your delight the girl starts to take her clothes of right in front of your very eyes!
Or what if you were at school or uni and in the middle of a big test when suddenly you thought to yourself "hey hey i know" and then you wrote down that you name was MeGa CaSh on your test paper and whaddaya know the next week you find out that you've walked the test.
All of these may be well and good if not rather amusing but, some of you may be thinking (rather smugly "ha we do have 'glitches') refering to disabilitys and the likes but i think you are wrong how can there be glitches in life when nothing is perfect how can one person be perfect when life is imperfect.
thanks for reading
But by now we are all used to finding glitches in games and some of us take pride in finding usefull glitches but what if life had glitches...
Picture the scene some world famous 100m runner is streaks ahead of the field when suddenly he stops and runs back a bit then runs forward and keeps on doing this crazy dance untill someone gives him a good old stun dart to the back of the head by which time he has already lost the race and his pride along with it.
Hows this one...
You are in a deserted pool with a hot girl and then you think "hey, ive got an idea" so you run around the pool 3 times do a rolly polly on the diving board and then jump off and to your delight the girl starts to take her clothes of right in front of your very eyes!
Or what if you were at school or uni and in the middle of a big test when suddenly you thought to yourself "hey hey i know" and then you wrote down that you name was MeGa CaSh on your test paper and whaddaya know the next week you find out that you've walked the test.
All of these may be well and good if not rather amusing but, some of you may be thinking (rather smugly "ha we do have 'glitches') refering to disabilitys and the likes but i think you are wrong how can there be glitches in life when nothing is perfect how can one person be perfect when life is imperfect.
thanks for reading
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Have you ever saved up for a game and waited and waited as the release date draws ever closer you keep playing the origonal game just to fill time then when you finally get the sequel it isnt that good and worst of all you find a glitch straight away for instance yesterday 'Burnout 2' finally arrived after a few days waiting i tore open the packaging and rammed it in my PS2 i hastily completed the tutorial and went on to the real game only to find that by some wierd twist of luck combined with my manic button bashing i had caused the game to crash well not crash as such but repeat the same bit of music over and over. Another prime example of a glitch (not by any means a good game) is 'the simpsons roadrage' i was happily driving along with Grounds keeper willie when i crashed into a building only to drive through it and then realise that i couldnt drive out.
But by now we are all used to finding glitches in games and some of us take pride in finding usefull glitches but what if life had glitches...
Picture the scene some world famous 100m runner is streaks ahead of the field when suddenly he stops and runs back a bit then runs forward and keeps on doing this crazy dance untill someone gives him a good old stun dart to the back of the head by which time he has already lost the race and his pride along with it.
Hows this one...
You are in a deserted pool with a hot girl and then you think "hey, ive got an idea" so you run around the pool 3 times do a rolly polly on the diving board and then jump off and to your delight the girl starts to take her clothes of right in front of your very eyes!
Or what if you were at school or uni and in the middle of a big test when suddenly you thought to yourself "hey hey i know" and then you wrote down that you name was MeGa CaSh on your test paper and whaddaya know the next week you find out that you've walked the test.
All of these may be well and good if not rather amusing but, some of you may be thinking (rather smugly "ha we do have 'glitches') refering to disabilitys and the likes but i think you are wrong how can there be glitches in life when nothing is perfect how can one person be perfect when life is imperfect.
thanks for reading
But by now we are all used to finding glitches in games and some of us take pride in finding usefull glitches but what if life had glitches...
Picture the scene some world famous 100m runner is streaks ahead of the field when suddenly he stops and runs back a bit then runs forward and keeps on doing this crazy dance untill someone gives him a good old stun dart to the back of the head by which time he has already lost the race and his pride along with it.
Hows this one...
You are in a deserted pool with a hot girl and then you think "hey, ive got an idea" so you run around the pool 3 times do a rolly polly on the diving board and then jump off and to your delight the girl starts to take her clothes of right in front of your very eyes!
Or what if you were at school or uni and in the middle of a big test when suddenly you thought to yourself "hey hey i know" and then you wrote down that you name was MeGa CaSh on your test paper and whaddaya know the next week you find out that you've walked the test.
All of these may be well and good if not rather amusing but, some of you may be thinking (rather smugly "ha we do have 'glitches') refering to disabilitys and the likes but i think you are wrong how can there be glitches in life when nothing is perfect how can one person be perfect when life is imperfect.
thanks for reading
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