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Hello everyone, and welcome to Robot Wars, with me Jim Doyle. This is a very special episode, as we have only three contenders. The Gamecube, xbox and PS2 have all been modified to fight, and determine who will win the console wars. Lets go and see who is going to be controlling them to day.
"Howdy. My name is Bill Gates. I have built the xbox. It runs off 12 wheelchair motors that are capable of reaching speeds off up to 10mph. The main weapon is its size. It is capable of knocking any console into the pit, or inflicting serious damage."
"Yes, but it is rather large. How are you going to match the streamlined PS2 and the nippy Gamecube in the speed category?"
"Well, I think that speed is not a matter here. I am aiming for total destruction of my opposition, and I feel the xbox can do this."
"Thank-you Bill. Now, let's see our next robot and it's designer."
"Hello. My name is Shigero Miyamoto, but my friends call me Shigsy. I have built the Gamecube. It runs off a lawnmower motor, which is capable of speeds of up to 25mph. It is very small, and is able to speed past any opposition with ease. Its main weapon is a water cannon (Thank-you Mario) that will cause the other consoles to malfunction."
"The Gamecube may be small, but is it very strong?"
"I have designed the Gamecube to be able to get knocked and still carry on. The handle at the back can be used to bounce the opponent's back."
"Thank-you Shigsy. We will now see the last competitor, the PS2."
"Hello. My name is Hideo Kojima. I am here on behalf of SONY, whom designed and built this console. It runs off of 2 hedge trimmer motors. Its sleek design enables it to pass fluently through the air, and attack quickly. Its main weapon is a Nikita, which allows me to fire and control missiles into my competitors."
"Although it is sleek, will it mach up to the speed of the Gamecube?"
"The Gamecube may be fast, but I am sure that the PS2 will be fast enough to hold its own."
"Thank-you Hideo. We have met the competitors in this battle, but there will also be other consoles in there to cause some damage. They are in special areas called CPZ's (Console patrolled zones). Among these consoles are the NESerscmitt, the Dreamcaster and the PSXterminate. Enough blabbing, let's get on with the fight!"
"Ok lads. I want a fair fight. Winner takes all. 3...2...1...FIGHT!"
All the consoles move to the middle of the arena, and start hitting eachother. The Gamecube sprays the xbox with a load of water, but the xbox seems to be unaffected. BOOM! The Gamecube was hit with a nikita missile. It looks a bit burnt, but still continues to fight.
Suddenly, the green jewel on the top of the xbox flies off and a laser cannon pops out and zaps the Gamecube. The Gamecube spins off violently and crashes into the CPZ, where it is destroyed by the PSXterminate. Bill cackles and Shigsy cries. This is turning into a very nasty fight.
The PS2 launches a succession of nikita missiles at the xbox, and causes it to head for the pit. What the---? It seems the xbox is too big to fit in the pit! Maybe there is a reason behind the xbox's size. The xbox flies into the PS2, causing it to crash into the wall, where the NESerscmitt imobilizes it. OH NO! It seems a man has entered the arena, and has started to eat the PS2! The xbox is the winner! The xbox takes a victory lap, but is quickly obliterated by the CPZ house robots.
"Well, this commentator is astonished. There is no overall winner. They will have to come back to fight again. Who will win? See you next time. Bye!"
"Howdy. My name is Bill Gates. I have built the xbox. It runs off 12 wheelchair motors that are capable of reaching speeds off up to 10mph. The main weapon is its size. It is capable of knocking any console into the pit, or inflicting serious damage."
"Yes, but it is rather large. How are you going to match the streamlined PS2 and the nippy Gamecube in the speed category?"
"Well, I think that speed is not a matter here. I am aiming for total destruction of my opposition, and I feel the xbox can do this."
"Thank-you Bill. Now, let's see our next robot and it's designer."
"Hello. My name is Shigero Miyamoto, but my friends call me Shigsy. I have built the Gamecube. It runs off a lawnmower motor, which is capable of speeds of up to 25mph. It is very small, and is able to speed past any opposition with ease. Its main weapon is a water cannon (Thank-you Mario) that will cause the other consoles to malfunction."
"The Gamecube may be small, but is it very strong?"
"I have designed the Gamecube to be able to get knocked and still carry on. The handle at the back can be used to bounce the opponent's back."
"Thank-you Shigsy. We will now see the last competitor, the PS2."
"Hello. My name is Hideo Kojima. I am here on behalf of SONY, whom designed and built this console. It runs off of 2 hedge trimmer motors. Its sleek design enables it to pass fluently through the air, and attack quickly. Its main weapon is a Nikita, which allows me to fire and control missiles into my competitors."
"Although it is sleek, will it mach up to the speed of the Gamecube?"
"The Gamecube may be fast, but I am sure that the PS2 will be fast enough to hold its own."
"Thank-you Hideo. We have met the competitors in this battle, but there will also be other consoles in there to cause some damage. They are in special areas called CPZ's (Console patrolled zones). Among these consoles are the NESerscmitt, the Dreamcaster and the PSXterminate. Enough blabbing, let's get on with the fight!"
"Ok lads. I want a fair fight. Winner takes all. 3...2...1...FIGHT!"
All the consoles move to the middle of the arena, and start hitting eachother. The Gamecube sprays the xbox with a load of water, but the xbox seems to be unaffected. BOOM! The Gamecube was hit with a nikita missile. It looks a bit burnt, but still continues to fight.
Suddenly, the green jewel on the top of the xbox flies off and a laser cannon pops out and zaps the Gamecube. The Gamecube spins off violently and crashes into the CPZ, where it is destroyed by the PSXterminate. Bill cackles and Shigsy cries. This is turning into a very nasty fight.
The PS2 launches a succession of nikita missiles at the xbox, and causes it to head for the pit. What the---? It seems the xbox is too big to fit in the pit! Maybe there is a reason behind the xbox's size. The xbox flies into the PS2, causing it to crash into the wall, where the NESerscmitt imobilizes it. OH NO! It seems a man has entered the arena, and has started to eat the PS2! The xbox is the winner! The xbox takes a victory lap, but is quickly obliterated by the CPZ house robots.
"Well, this commentator is astonished. There is no overall winner. They will have to come back to fight again. Who will win? See you next time. Bye!"
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LOL at the Shigsy part, but it would've been funnier if you made him say the words which he said at Spaceworld. I reckon that would've made some of the Ninty's laugh!
"Let me introduce youto our noo beebee. Like all babies, it is small *chuckle* but *snigger* it'll make a lot of noise."
"Let me introduce youto our noo beebee. Like all babies, it is small *chuckle* but *snigger* it'll make a lot of noise."
Hello everyone, and welcome to Robot Wars, with me Jim Doyle. This is a very special episode, as we have only three contenders. The Gamecube, xbox and PS2 have all been modified to fight, and determine who will win the console wars. Lets go and see who is going to be controlling them to day.
"Howdy. My name is Bill Gates. I have built the xbox. It runs off 12 wheelchair motors that are capable of reaching speeds off up to 10mph. The main weapon is its size. It is capable of knocking any console into the pit, or inflicting serious damage."
"Yes, but it is rather large. How are you going to match the streamlined PS2 and the nippy Gamecube in the speed category?"
"Well, I think that speed is not a matter here. I am aiming for total destruction of my opposition, and I feel the xbox can do this."
"Thank-you Bill. Now, let's see our next robot and it's designer."
"Hello. My name is Shigero Miyamoto, but my friends call me Shigsy. I have built the Gamecube. It runs off a lawnmower motor, which is capable of speeds of up to 25mph. It is very small, and is able to speed past any opposition with ease. Its main weapon is a water cannon (Thank-you Mario) that will cause the other consoles to malfunction."
"The Gamecube may be small, but is it very strong?"
"I have designed the Gamecube to be able to get knocked and still carry on. The handle at the back can be used to bounce the opponent's back."
"Thank-you Shigsy. We will now see the last competitor, the PS2."
"Hello. My name is Hideo Kojima. I am here on behalf of SONY, whom designed and built this console. It runs off of 2 hedge trimmer motors. Its sleek design enables it to pass fluently through the air, and attack quickly. Its main weapon is a Nikita, which allows me to fire and control missiles into my competitors."
"Although it is sleek, will it mach up to the speed of the Gamecube?"
"The Gamecube may be fast, but I am sure that the PS2 will be fast enough to hold its own."
"Thank-you Hideo. We have met the competitors in this battle, but there will also be other consoles in there to cause some damage. They are in special areas called CPZ's (Console patrolled zones). Among these consoles are the NESerscmitt, the Dreamcaster and the PSXterminate. Enough blabbing, let's get on with the fight!"
"Ok lads. I want a fair fight. Winner takes all. 3...2...1...FIGHT!"
All the consoles move to the middle of the arena, and start hitting eachother. The Gamecube sprays the xbox with a load of water, but the xbox seems to be unaffected. BOOM! The Gamecube was hit with a nikita missile. It looks a bit burnt, but still continues to fight.
Suddenly, the green jewel on the top of the xbox flies off and a laser cannon pops out and zaps the Gamecube. The Gamecube spins off violently and crashes into the CPZ, where it is destroyed by the PSXterminate. Bill cackles and Shigsy cries. This is turning into a very nasty fight.
The PS2 launches a succession of nikita missiles at the xbox, and causes it to head for the pit. What the---? It seems the xbox is too big to fit in the pit! Maybe there is a reason behind the xbox's size. The xbox flies into the PS2, causing it to crash into the wall, where the NESerscmitt imobilizes it. OH NO! It seems a man has entered the arena, and has started to eat the PS2! The xbox is the winner! The xbox takes a victory lap, but is quickly obliterated by the CPZ house robots.
"Well, this commentator is astonished. There is no overall winner. They will have to come back to fight again. Who will win? See you next time. Bye!"
"Howdy. My name is Bill Gates. I have built the xbox. It runs off 12 wheelchair motors that are capable of reaching speeds off up to 10mph. The main weapon is its size. It is capable of knocking any console into the pit, or inflicting serious damage."
"Yes, but it is rather large. How are you going to match the streamlined PS2 and the nippy Gamecube in the speed category?"
"Well, I think that speed is not a matter here. I am aiming for total destruction of my opposition, and I feel the xbox can do this."
"Thank-you Bill. Now, let's see our next robot and it's designer."
"Hello. My name is Shigero Miyamoto, but my friends call me Shigsy. I have built the Gamecube. It runs off a lawnmower motor, which is capable of speeds of up to 25mph. It is very small, and is able to speed past any opposition with ease. Its main weapon is a water cannon (Thank-you Mario) that will cause the other consoles to malfunction."
"The Gamecube may be small, but is it very strong?"
"I have designed the Gamecube to be able to get knocked and still carry on. The handle at the back can be used to bounce the opponent's back."
"Thank-you Shigsy. We will now see the last competitor, the PS2."
"Hello. My name is Hideo Kojima. I am here on behalf of SONY, whom designed and built this console. It runs off of 2 hedge trimmer motors. Its sleek design enables it to pass fluently through the air, and attack quickly. Its main weapon is a Nikita, which allows me to fire and control missiles into my competitors."
"Although it is sleek, will it mach up to the speed of the Gamecube?"
"The Gamecube may be fast, but I am sure that the PS2 will be fast enough to hold its own."
"Thank-you Hideo. We have met the competitors in this battle, but there will also be other consoles in there to cause some damage. They are in special areas called CPZ's (Console patrolled zones). Among these consoles are the NESerscmitt, the Dreamcaster and the PSXterminate. Enough blabbing, let's get on with the fight!"
"Ok lads. I want a fair fight. Winner takes all. 3...2...1...FIGHT!"
All the consoles move to the middle of the arena, and start hitting eachother. The Gamecube sprays the xbox with a load of water, but the xbox seems to be unaffected. BOOM! The Gamecube was hit with a nikita missile. It looks a bit burnt, but still continues to fight.
Suddenly, the green jewel on the top of the xbox flies off and a laser cannon pops out and zaps the Gamecube. The Gamecube spins off violently and crashes into the CPZ, where it is destroyed by the PSXterminate. Bill cackles and Shigsy cries. This is turning into a very nasty fight.
The PS2 launches a succession of nikita missiles at the xbox, and causes it to head for the pit. What the---? It seems the xbox is too big to fit in the pit! Maybe there is a reason behind the xbox's size. The xbox flies into the PS2, causing it to crash into the wall, where the NESerscmitt imobilizes it. OH NO! It seems a man has entered the arena, and has started to eat the PS2! The xbox is the winner! The xbox takes a victory lap, but is quickly obliterated by the CPZ house robots.
"Well, this commentator is astonished. There is no overall winner. They will have to come back to fight again. Who will win? See you next time. Bye!"
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