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Some music hits and out comes Scott The Dog to the ringside area, to some immense cheers from the crowd. He slaps the fans' hands as he walks to the ring, before he walks around to the ring, climbs the apron and steps through the ring ropes. He cues for a mic, and it is thrown from the outside into his hands. He puts it to his lips.
STD: Hello fans!
This triggers a cheap pop from the audience for STD.
STD: I know there's been rumors flying around all week of who my mystery partner is, and I'm here to publically present him to you! Here he is, my partner...
Some more music hits and there is a long pause, as the crowd are silent. Suddenly, from behind the curtain emerges his partner.
STD: Dead Wonder!
Dead Wonder walks to the ring slowly, clims up on to the apron and then flips over the top rope and into the ring, where he takes the microphone from STD.
Dead Wonder: Thank you STD for that brilliant introduction, but now let's get down to business, the Tag Team Championships and the HardCAW title. We are the thoroughbreads of this federation, and we are the future, the next-generation, if you will, and we're not going to let two little upstarts screw it up for us, because they're not deserving enough of the titles, we deserve them more, and they're just a bunch of championship wanabees! Guys, we'll fight you any time, any where, any pla...
Just then, they're interrupted by a recognisable theme music, making both DW and STD stare at the rampway in shock, and then look around. From the mist of the rampway emerges De Animalz of Doom - Congie and Hawk. The crowd erupt for them as they make their way to the apron, stop, and are thrown a mic. Hawk catches it and begins to speak.
Hawk: Could you just shut the hell up!?
The crowd erupt that Hawk is setting them straight.
Hawk: If you were representing this great federation with your offbeat shinanegans, we'd have the lowest ratings in the world, and you thought WCW were bad!
Some of the audience laugh.
Hawk: You're the true personification of ignorance. You really have kidded yourselves that you're better than us, even the best in the business today. Well, we've got news for ya, there's two new boys in town, and they're called De Animalz of Doom, and they're gonna kick your ass!
The audience erupt for Hawk, who is exciting every single fan in the crowd, and angering their opponents, who are evidently red in the face. Hawk hands the mic to Congie, as the crowd chant 'Congie! Congie! Congie!'.
Congie: Thank ye, thank ye, thank ye. Just because you can get a cheap win, you think that you're better than everyone else? Heh, you're pathetic, and come this following week, we're going to prove it by beating you from pillar-to-post, and I guarantee that blood will stain the ring, and it's not going to be ours!
The crowd erupt yet again in appreciation of the duo.
Congie: As you said, why don't we do it right now? Would you like that Hawk?
Hawk: Oh hell yeah!
The crowd cheer again as Hawk and Congie run down the ring a 4-man brawl ensues between them, as the camera fades to black and promo comes to an end.
Shaneo.
Thoughts?
STD: Hello fans!
This triggers a cheap pop from the audience for STD.
STD: I know there's been rumors flying around all week of who my mystery partner is, and I'm here to publically present him to you! Here he is, my partner...
Some more music hits and there is a long pause, as the crowd are silent. Suddenly, from behind the curtain emerges his partner.
STD: Dead Wonder!
Dead Wonder walks to the ring slowly, clims up on to the apron and then flips over the top rope and into the ring, where he takes the microphone from STD.
Dead Wonder: Thank you STD for that brilliant introduction, but now let's get down to business, the Tag Team Championships and the HardCAW title. We are the thoroughbreads of this federation, and we are the future, the next-generation, if you will, and we're not going to let two little upstarts screw it up for us, because they're not deserving enough of the titles, we deserve them more, and they're just a bunch of championship wanabees! Guys, we'll fight you any time, any where, any pla...
Just then, they're interrupted by a recognisable theme music, making both DW and STD stare at the rampway in shock, and then look around. From the mist of the rampway emerges De Animalz of Doom - Congie and Hawk. The crowd erupt for them as they make their way to the apron, stop, and are thrown a mic. Hawk catches it and begins to speak.
Hawk: Could you just shut the hell up!?
The crowd erupt that Hawk is setting them straight.
Hawk: If you were representing this great federation with your offbeat shinanegans, we'd have the lowest ratings in the world, and you thought WCW were bad!
Some of the audience laugh.
Hawk: You're the true personification of ignorance. You really have kidded yourselves that you're better than us, even the best in the business today. Well, we've got news for ya, there's two new boys in town, and they're called De Animalz of Doom, and they're gonna kick your ass!
The audience erupt for Hawk, who is exciting every single fan in the crowd, and angering their opponents, who are evidently red in the face. Hawk hands the mic to Congie, as the crowd chant 'Congie! Congie! Congie!'.
Congie: Thank ye, thank ye, thank ye. Just because you can get a cheap win, you think that you're better than everyone else? Heh, you're pathetic, and come this following week, we're going to prove it by beating you from pillar-to-post, and I guarantee that blood will stain the ring, and it's not going to be ours!
The crowd erupt yet again in appreciation of the duo.
Congie: As you said, why don't we do it right now? Would you like that Hawk?
Hawk: Oh hell yeah!
The crowd cheer again as Hawk and Congie run down the ring a 4-man brawl ensues between them, as the camera fades to black and promo comes to an end.
Shaneo.
Thoughts?
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I won the HardCaw title though.
And if I'm pinned I probably would lose that (according to usual rules) so technically, it is on the line.
And if I'm pinned I probably would lose that (according to usual rules) so technically, it is on the line.
Hehe, a cool promo to build up for the match next week.
By the way, it's for the CAW Championship and Tag Team Championship, isn't it?? Sorry, just got confused when shaneo wrote the HardCAW Title.
By the way, it's for the CAW Championship and Tag Team Championship, isn't it?? Sorry, just got confused when shaneo wrote the HardCAW Title.
good promo, but I think it could have been longer.
I don't know what he's on about... but I sure liked that.
Brilliantly written, Shaun, and it was really funny in some bits.
*In a whisper* Me and Cong are heels. :-)
I wonder who won the brawl at the end....
;-)
Brilliantly written, Shaun, and it was really funny in some bits.
*In a whisper* Me and Cong are heels. :-)
I wonder who won the brawl at the end....
;-)
What's Crusher going to say about this. It looks like the Brooklyn Destruction Agency has gone they way of the Dudley Boyz.
Nice...except me and Hawk are now heels so the fans should probably have been cheering for STD and DW. Never mind. Could DW become the first man to lose a title that he never won?
Some music hits and out comes Scott The Dog to the ringside area, to some immense cheers from the crowd. He slaps the fans' hands as he walks to the ring, before he walks around to the ring, climbs the apron and steps through the ring ropes. He cues for a mic, and it is thrown from the outside into his hands. He puts it to his lips.
STD: Hello fans!
This triggers a cheap pop from the audience for STD.
STD: I know there's been rumors flying around all week of who my mystery partner is, and I'm here to publically present him to you! Here he is, my partner...
Some more music hits and there is a long pause, as the crowd are silent. Suddenly, from behind the curtain emerges his partner.
STD: Dead Wonder!
Dead Wonder walks to the ring slowly, clims up on to the apron and then flips over the top rope and into the ring, where he takes the microphone from STD.
Dead Wonder: Thank you STD for that brilliant introduction, but now let's get down to business, the Tag Team Championships and the HardCAW title. We are the thoroughbreads of this federation, and we are the future, the next-generation, if you will, and we're not going to let two little upstarts screw it up for us, because they're not deserving enough of the titles, we deserve them more, and they're just a bunch of championship wanabees! Guys, we'll fight you any time, any where, any pla...
Just then, they're interrupted by a recognisable theme music, making both DW and STD stare at the rampway in shock, and then look around. From the mist of the rampway emerges De Animalz of Doom - Congie and Hawk. The crowd erupt for them as they make their way to the apron, stop, and are thrown a mic. Hawk catches it and begins to speak.
Hawk: Could you just shut the hell up!?
The crowd erupt that Hawk is setting them straight.
Hawk: If you were representing this great federation with your offbeat shinanegans, we'd have the lowest ratings in the world, and you thought WCW were bad!
Some of the audience laugh.
Hawk: You're the true personification of ignorance. You really have kidded yourselves that you're better than us, even the best in the business today. Well, we've got news for ya, there's two new boys in town, and they're called De Animalz of Doom, and they're gonna kick your ass!
The audience erupt for Hawk, who is exciting every single fan in the crowd, and angering their opponents, who are evidently red in the face. Hawk hands the mic to Congie, as the crowd chant 'Congie! Congie! Congie!'.
Congie: Thank ye, thank ye, thank ye. Just because you can get a cheap win, you think that you're better than everyone else? Heh, you're pathetic, and come this following week, we're going to prove it by beating you from pillar-to-post, and I guarantee that blood will stain the ring, and it's not going to be ours!
The crowd erupt yet again in appreciation of the duo.
Congie: As you said, why don't we do it right now? Would you like that Hawk?
Hawk: Oh hell yeah!
The crowd cheer again as Hawk and Congie run down the ring a 4-man brawl ensues between them, as the camera fades to black and promo comes to an end.
Shaneo.
Thoughts?
STD: Hello fans!
This triggers a cheap pop from the audience for STD.
STD: I know there's been rumors flying around all week of who my mystery partner is, and I'm here to publically present him to you! Here he is, my partner...
Some more music hits and there is a long pause, as the crowd are silent. Suddenly, from behind the curtain emerges his partner.
STD: Dead Wonder!
Dead Wonder walks to the ring slowly, clims up on to the apron and then flips over the top rope and into the ring, where he takes the microphone from STD.
Dead Wonder: Thank you STD for that brilliant introduction, but now let's get down to business, the Tag Team Championships and the HardCAW title. We are the thoroughbreads of this federation, and we are the future, the next-generation, if you will, and we're not going to let two little upstarts screw it up for us, because they're not deserving enough of the titles, we deserve them more, and they're just a bunch of championship wanabees! Guys, we'll fight you any time, any where, any pla...
Just then, they're interrupted by a recognisable theme music, making both DW and STD stare at the rampway in shock, and then look around. From the mist of the rampway emerges De Animalz of Doom - Congie and Hawk. The crowd erupt for them as they make their way to the apron, stop, and are thrown a mic. Hawk catches it and begins to speak.
Hawk: Could you just shut the hell up!?
The crowd erupt that Hawk is setting them straight.
Hawk: If you were representing this great federation with your offbeat shinanegans, we'd have the lowest ratings in the world, and you thought WCW were bad!
Some of the audience laugh.
Hawk: You're the true personification of ignorance. You really have kidded yourselves that you're better than us, even the best in the business today. Well, we've got news for ya, there's two new boys in town, and they're called De Animalz of Doom, and they're gonna kick your ass!
The audience erupt for Hawk, who is exciting every single fan in the crowd, and angering their opponents, who are evidently red in the face. Hawk hands the mic to Congie, as the crowd chant 'Congie! Congie! Congie!'.
Congie: Thank ye, thank ye, thank ye. Just because you can get a cheap win, you think that you're better than everyone else? Heh, you're pathetic, and come this following week, we're going to prove it by beating you from pillar-to-post, and I guarantee that blood will stain the ring, and it's not going to be ours!
The crowd erupt yet again in appreciation of the duo.
Congie: As you said, why don't we do it right now? Would you like that Hawk?
Hawk: Oh hell yeah!
The crowd cheer again as Hawk and Congie run down the ring a 4-man brawl ensues between them, as the camera fades to black and promo comes to an end.
Shaneo.
Thoughts?
Page: