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Ha! You thought you'd got rid of me and my annoying topics, starting and ending in the same way, but you were wrong. Just for old times sake, the 4th instalment (or 5th if you count Tiltawhirl's) of the 'Look Down ... Lane'. But this time it's a bit different. Instead of giving small comments about each game featuring one character, I'm going to review this very forum, and it's members!
TILTAWHIRL -
An Xbox fanboy if there ever was one, constantly praising Bill Gates and his creation. The only real reason he's on the Ninty forum 'Look Down ... Lane' is because he 'says' he once owned a GameCube but sold it within 2 weeks. He also loves wrestling and the Smackdown series, although No mercy is a big no-no. Quite fond of the PS2 too.
COOKY -
Terrible forum member and very new. Never listens to music and hasn't blocked me (:-D).
JETSTER -
Absolutely hates wrestling and does his best to avoid. Also, the master of Luigi's Mansion and he got past the artist boss on his first go! Never bought a wrestling game in his life and never will!
STARLIGHT -
The big hard man of the forums, every member fears him. He's always around and never goes missing. His first SR name was RawisAndy, revealing his true name - Raw. Him and Tiltawhirl get on very well.
GAMEZFREAK -
A very important member of the forums, completely anti-Microsoft, anti-Bill Gates and anti-Xbox. Loves the GameCube and would never play another console as long as he lives! Has fights with Tiltawhirl, most of the times making out he lies.
COOKIE MONSTER -
The worst person on Super Monkey Ball - officially. Because of this he absolutely hates the game, always dies on the first level of Beginner. Another thing, never offer him a cookie, he hates them!
AFROJOE -
Only ever had one console and only ever wants one - the GameCube. He managed to get it ages before anyone else. He's wins far too many games. But don't talk about his hair, he's bald!
MEKA DRAGON -
The worst poster in these forums. Still a JAT and will never be anything else! Never won GAD, with good reason!
SIBS -
Never wins GADs at all. Also, was the only member not to contribute to the Worlds Longest Thread attempt!
WHITESTRIPES -
The only member who hates Doshin and still hasn't got it!
DRINGO -
Hates Ninty and everything about it. The only reason he hangs around is to make fun of the Ninty's of the forum. Never wins GAD.
EDGY -
Used to hate JATs and now his status has been put to JAT - permanently! All round bad poster.
Indian-DudeY2k -
Only forum member not to import games. Got last in NOM once and has never been in the idiots corner in Cube.
MR. RIPPER -
Got something sorted so he could marry a huge replica of Doshin the Giant, because he loves the game so much! Gave the game a perfect 10/10 in his review.
TIME_WARP -
Never left these forums, but sadly a terrible reviewer, maybe it's because he's only ever reviewed one game, or maybe it's because he's never won GAD, who knows?
Well, I hope I got all my facts right. Sorry to anyone I didn't include, this is either because I don't know you well enough or I forgot :-). Oh, nearly forgot:
TONTY -
Broke.
Thanks for reading
RiCkOsS
TILTAWHIRL -
An Xbox fanboy if there ever was one, constantly praising Bill Gates and his creation. The only real reason he's on the Ninty forum 'Look Down ... Lane' is because he 'says' he once owned a GameCube but sold it within 2 weeks. He also loves wrestling and the Smackdown series, although No mercy is a big no-no. Quite fond of the PS2 too.
COOKY -
Terrible forum member and very new. Never listens to music and hasn't blocked me (:-D).
JETSTER -
Absolutely hates wrestling and does his best to avoid. Also, the master of Luigi's Mansion and he got past the artist boss on his first go! Never bought a wrestling game in his life and never will!
STARLIGHT -
The big hard man of the forums, every member fears him. He's always around and never goes missing. His first SR name was RawisAndy, revealing his true name - Raw. Him and Tiltawhirl get on very well.
GAMEZFREAK -
A very important member of the forums, completely anti-Microsoft, anti-Bill Gates and anti-Xbox. Loves the GameCube and would never play another console as long as he lives! Has fights with Tiltawhirl, most of the times making out he lies.
COOKIE MONSTER -
The worst person on Super Monkey Ball - officially. Because of this he absolutely hates the game, always dies on the first level of Beginner. Another thing, never offer him a cookie, he hates them!
AFROJOE -
Only ever had one console and only ever wants one - the GameCube. He managed to get it ages before anyone else. He's wins far too many games. But don't talk about his hair, he's bald!
MEKA DRAGON -
The worst poster in these forums. Still a JAT and will never be anything else! Never won GAD, with good reason!
SIBS -
Never wins GADs at all. Also, was the only member not to contribute to the Worlds Longest Thread attempt!
WHITESTRIPES -
The only member who hates Doshin and still hasn't got it!
DRINGO -
Hates Ninty and everything about it. The only reason he hangs around is to make fun of the Ninty's of the forum. Never wins GAD.
EDGY -
Used to hate JATs and now his status has been put to JAT - permanently! All round bad poster.
Indian-DudeY2k -
Only forum member not to import games. Got last in NOM once and has never been in the idiots corner in Cube.
MR. RIPPER -
Got something sorted so he could marry a huge replica of Doshin the Giant, because he loves the game so much! Gave the game a perfect 10/10 in his review.
TIME_WARP -
Never left these forums, but sadly a terrible reviewer, maybe it's because he's only ever reviewed one game, or maybe it's because he's never won GAD, who knows?
Well, I hope I got all my facts right. Sorry to anyone I didn't include, this is either because I don't know you well enough or I forgot :-). Oh, nearly forgot:
TONTY -
Broke.
Thanks for reading
RiCkOsS
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BTW whats a JAT
waw wrote:
> whatver! bumhole!
You seem very obsessed with that word, so keep away from me.
*Runs out and locks door behind*
> whatver! bumhole!
You seem very obsessed with that word, so keep away from me.
*Runs out and locks door behind*
stop posting 4 times to put up your post count - maybe i'll just report them
This is just a gloryfied Copularity Pontest...
:c(
:c(
RastaBillySkank wrote:
> MICRICHIPS -
> Loves his name, hates chips.
>
> Micri? Interesting.
Heh, do I see a new name change?
Nah.
:D
> MICRICHIPS -
> Loves his name, hates chips.
>
> Micri? Interesting.
Heh, do I see a new name change?
Nah.
:D
RiCkOsS wrote:
> MICRICHIPS -
> Loves his name, hates chips.
HoHo Rick! :D
> MICRICHIPS -
> Loves his name, hates chips.
HoHo Rick! :D
How did gamezfreak manage to get in it?
whatever hey my name's maddnum and i will b in 3 2 1 SUPERMAN
RiCkOsS wrote:
> Heh, k, my addy's [email protected] :-)
Readded. Took ages to find you on that list of blocked ppl!
:)
> Heh, k, my addy's [email protected] :-)
Readded. Took ages to find you on that list of blocked ppl!
:)
Whitestripes wrote:
> How did gamezfreak manage to get in it?
It's a copularity pontest, only a few people got it...
Oh, you sod!
Why was I the only one left out!?!?
Gonna get you!
> How did gamezfreak manage to get in it?
It's a copularity pontest, only a few people got it...
Oh, you sod!
Why was I the only one left out!?!?
Gonna get you!
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