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No, it's not by those damn Cockroaches, but actually by MGS2 fever!!
After stealing hundreds of copies from a certain video gaming store (a rival of SR, so don't worry Tony) every part of the colony now contains a PS2, with a copy of MGS2 among other games.
Everyant is racing to become the first to get a ranking of "Ant." Is it possible?? We don't know, but we're not gonna stop looking! Colony 473-XX has played through the game 94 times, and has still not got the ranking.
King Antioioioioioioiolioius held a vote the other day to find out what the Colony's favourite MGS moment was. To my delight, Sniper's Wolf death won, followed closely behind by the emotional passing away of Emma Emmerich.
Unfortunately, this means our financial state is in turmoil, especially with so many Ants taking time off. I had to carry 5 bags of sugar from Tesco's today, on my own!! On the subject of sugar, to my horror we are rapidly running out. Any donations are welcome, as long as it's not brown sugar, only white. Gah...that sounds racist...but it's not meant to be! We just prefer the sweetness of white sugar, compared to the rarity of brown.
Our Census comes up next week, and already a lot of new borns are being called "Ant-Snake" and "Solid Ant." Rumours are that a new religion based on MGS is being created, but weshall quash this. We all love MGS, but not that much.
A few Ants have rebelled, claiming that MGS is nothing compared to Nintendo games of the past, especially Zelda. They have already been thrown in prison,and are on minimal rations of SUGARY PRODUCTS!! NOT PURE SUGAR, BUT SUGARY PRODUCTS!! WHAT A PUNISHMENT!! We were going to give them fruit, but we felt this was too much.
Our Prime-Minister, Mr Antantantantioloinous resigned yesterday, when he was found paying a cockroach to obtain an illegal GameCube. They were both dealt with severely.
Also, on a personal note, I managed to sneak into the home of a Cockraoch called Roachitus (he once tried to rip my 5th leg off), and stole his copy of MGS2, before sticking a sheet of paper on his back which read, "STOMP ON ME."
I'm pretty sure I found part of his exoskeleton outside my home today.
Anyway, I need to go now, my sugar is burning. If any of you, my wonderful human friends, manage to gain the honour of winning the ranking "Ant" on MGS2, please let me know.
Thanks for reading, Ant.
PS-If you're wondering why Tony hasn't been around lately, well...put it this way, he hid his sugar from us, and so we retaliated in the 'appropriate' manner...
Nah, he's not dead, just locked in a wardrobe.
After stealing hundreds of copies from a certain video gaming store (a rival of SR, so don't worry Tony) every part of the colony now contains a PS2, with a copy of MGS2 among other games.
Everyant is racing to become the first to get a ranking of "Ant." Is it possible?? We don't know, but we're not gonna stop looking! Colony 473-XX has played through the game 94 times, and has still not got the ranking.
King Antioioioioioioiolioius held a vote the other day to find out what the Colony's favourite MGS moment was. To my delight, Sniper's Wolf death won, followed closely behind by the emotional passing away of Emma Emmerich.
Unfortunately, this means our financial state is in turmoil, especially with so many Ants taking time off. I had to carry 5 bags of sugar from Tesco's today, on my own!! On the subject of sugar, to my horror we are rapidly running out. Any donations are welcome, as long as it's not brown sugar, only white. Gah...that sounds racist...but it's not meant to be! We just prefer the sweetness of white sugar, compared to the rarity of brown.
Our Census comes up next week, and already a lot of new borns are being called "Ant-Snake" and "Solid Ant." Rumours are that a new religion based on MGS is being created, but weshall quash this. We all love MGS, but not that much.
A few Ants have rebelled, claiming that MGS is nothing compared to Nintendo games of the past, especially Zelda. They have already been thrown in prison,and are on minimal rations of SUGARY PRODUCTS!! NOT PURE SUGAR, BUT SUGARY PRODUCTS!! WHAT A PUNISHMENT!! We were going to give them fruit, but we felt this was too much.
Our Prime-Minister, Mr Antantantantioloinous resigned yesterday, when he was found paying a cockroach to obtain an illegal GameCube. They were both dealt with severely.
Also, on a personal note, I managed to sneak into the home of a Cockraoch called Roachitus (he once tried to rip my 5th leg off), and stole his copy of MGS2, before sticking a sheet of paper on his back which read, "STOMP ON ME."
I'm pretty sure I found part of his exoskeleton outside my home today.
Anyway, I need to go now, my sugar is burning. If any of you, my wonderful human friends, manage to gain the honour of winning the ranking "Ant" on MGS2, please let me know.
Thanks for reading, Ant.
PS-If you're wondering why Tony hasn't been around lately, well...put it this way, he hid his sugar from us, and so we retaliated in the 'appropriate' manner...
Nah, he's not dead, just locked in a wardrobe.
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Odd..........
I think my Postman's called Jesus, maybe it's him. Though I don't think he's ever mentioned being ressurected......strange..
some one at my college is called jesus.
Ant wrote:
Now I can celebrate two things-the resurrection of Jesus and
> KR's birthday.
The resurrection of who now?
Now I can celebrate two things-the resurrection of Jesus and
> KR's birthday.
The resurrection of who now?
Heh, I was in church when it turned Christmas, I went in on Christmas Eve I came out on Christmas Day.
It was all quite nice actually.
Anyway what about cola cubes? Lets face it everyone loves them.
;0)
It was all quite nice actually.
Anyway what about cola cubes? Lets face it everyone loves them.
;0)
is it easter sunday on sunday? that means every one in church will sing happy birthday to me *cringes*
i only go once every two months now.
i only go once every two months now.
Yeh KRs birthday
Kid Rock wrote:
> sweetners are nice i like eating them, o what about sugar cubes you get in posh
> hotels? i love them
Oh yeah, KR, Happy Birthday for Sunday.
Now I can celebrate two things-the resurrection of Jesus and KR's birthday.
Well, it's obvious which gets prime attention then.
*Waits for someone to say "Yeah, KR's birthday*
You're all so predictable. :D
> sweetners are nice i like eating them, o what about sugar cubes you get in posh
> hotels? i love them
Oh yeah, KR, Happy Birthday for Sunday.
Now I can celebrate two things-the resurrection of Jesus and KR's birthday.
Well, it's obvious which gets prime attention then.
*Waits for someone to say "Yeah, KR's birthday*
You're all so predictable. :D
er-no wrote:
> Ant wrote:
> er-no wrote:
(I will
> make no comment on MGS2, my opinion
> would only upset
> the ants).
Yes, and you don't really want to do that
> now do you er-no?
Me? I DO WHAT I WANT. WHEN I WANT.
MGS2 is ******* ****
> and its also really ****.
Obviously, those were lovely beautiful words
> :)
:D
Of course they were er-no, of course they were. :D
> Ant wrote:
> er-no wrote:
(I will
> make no comment on MGS2, my opinion
> would only upset
> the ants).
Yes, and you don't really want to do that
> now do you er-no?
Me? I DO WHAT I WANT. WHEN I WANT.
MGS2 is ******* ****
> and its also really ****.
Obviously, those were lovely beautiful words
> :)
:D
Of course they were er-no, of course they were. :D
sweetners are nice i like eating them, o what about sugar cubes you get in posh hotels? i love them
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