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"It's an outrage!"

Well it bloody is!

I open my tube of delicious Mini-Eggs and start eating. Half way down the tube, I pick up a purple one. It's almost white form the amount of sugar on it. I don't care about that, what I do care about is the fact that it has the "Best Before End" date stamped on it!

What is this world coming to?

*Puts on a Sari and wanders off*

i say you call there bluff and tell them that you cut its arms and legs off.

i htink u should be serious about sewing them. if the date was on it means the egg was out of the machiene, went all over the place, maybe on the floor, founds its way to the best before machiene and some knob picked it up and popped it back with the other eggs! eggs dont get dates on them by themselves, dont you know.

or maybe there going for a new realistic look, to take on the likes of bill gates and the xbox. there being more real by printing dates on eggs like real eggs. look for the lion.

RastaBillySkank wrote:
> It's just sitting there, on my desk in front of me...

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for some reason that made me laugh.

the thought of you just staring at an innocent little puple egg with a date stamped onto it is just funny.

eerrrrrr.........

maybe if you stare at it for long enough and concentrate you may be able to make it move or make it talk or something.

have a go,

"whats the worst that can happen?" mmmmmmm Dr.Pepper.

Heheh, I'm gonna sell it as art, pay them royalties as techinically, they created it, and then sue them :-D

Or just throw it away and act like nothing has happened. Or is that to boring?

And i wouldn't sugest sewing them together you will need alot of thread!

It's just sitting there, on my desk in front of me...

Well you could do that or you could do what i suggested.

It would be much funnier if you did that,
though bribary is still funny but only if youre the one who's doing the bribing.

Whatever you say Rasta

Kid Rock wrote:
> sell it to an art gallery for millions of pounds, they buy loads of rubbish
> these days

Yeah, like 'sculptures' made up of dead people... *shivers*

You know, that actually is a brilliant suggestion! :-D

Hercules! wrote:
Then,


SEW THEM!


that could be dangerous sewing people together

Hercules! wrote:
> It has the date stamped on the egg itself?

It does! heheh, I'm gonna keep it and use it to bribe Cadbury's executives... somehow.. :-D