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"I'm a beardy tw#t!"

Yup, as of lunchtime I shall be purchasing "Dark Age of Camelot" so I can join my mates online and attack other pixies and hobgoblins.

This doesn't mean I'm gay or a virgin (like EVERY OTHER RPG PLAYER), it means I have been convinced of the benefits of maruading through an online world, trying to start fights with dragons and burning down hobgoblin hovels.

If it sucks, I shall never ever play an RPG again and personally hunt down each and every other player and force them to drink beer and go outside.

That is all

Oh, all is clear. I'll stop insulting you now I know you're true identity. Why the change?

I was getting a lot of (i mean a lot of flack) from peoplr i decided on a fresh start. Where have you been?

I've been away for a bit. Hopefully I'll make a full return to form after the holidays. Bit busy now though.

Where you go?

*Taps nose*
If I told you that I'd have to kill you.
Something came up.
*uksgamer2002 waits for the endless stream of lewd, risque jokes to start*

Dont Goatboy!

Else, next time you get p1ssed, instead of hallucinating about whatever you normally do, you'll see everyone as mythical creatures, and attempt to hit them with a straw which you believe to be a sword!

Doesn't that happen with magic mushrooms?

yes, we know.

Goatboy wrote:
> http://62.188.60.154/cgi-bin/ ikonboardfp/
> ikonboard.cgi?s=3ca189b900cfffff;act=ST;f=1;t=418

This is my boys convincing
> me it's a good game.
(remove spaces)

UkDentists?!?!?!?

Yup.
The name is to signify just how seriously we take it all.

None of us are Dentists.
But we might be