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This is my 1000th post on SR so I'd thought I'd make it a half decent one!
Basically it's what would be created if video game characters were to have a.. gender swap... (I didn;t want to say sex change as that may get me banned.. d'oh!!)
Anyway I'll do a few their stats and you can feel free to add more.
Mario ---> Mariao
Not only is she an Italian plumber with a moustache, she makes proper use of the F.L.U.D.D as it helps her clean the house 10x faster and she can't half run a bath! As well as cook the best lasagne you will ever have in your mouth! All this and more fitted into her tight schedule while she saves Prince Plum.
Princess Peach --> Prince Plum
This camp Prince is forever running around complaining about how the Mushroom Kingdom is not pink enough. He is often seen riding his pet pink Yoshi or being rescued by Mariao as well as being made fun of by the inhabitants of his kingdom.
Lara Croft ---> Lionel Croft
With amazing ability including gymnastic ability, and being able to use every type of weapon known to man, as well as being able to ride every vehicle that had been created, can also whip out the old Micro-ma-phone and sing some greatest hits.. such as "Hello" while finding a lost artifact.
Dante ---> Dantina
Half demon, half women.. wi.. no make that a Demon. With weapons skills, the power to fly as well as go through different dimensions to battle monsters 7 times her size. The added devil trigger makes Dantina and unstoppable force. Added bonus includes PMT trigger which is only available for a week each month and makes her an unstoppable force.
Sonic ---> Sonique (Yes I know female Sonic is apparently Amy)
Naked, Pink, and can run really really fast. Makes jumpings on Badnicks 10x more fun as it adds a womenly touch to one of Sega's classics. When asked why she runs so fast she replied "It feels so good" (Sonique).
Max Payne --> Maxine Payne
Avenging the death of her murdered husband, Maxine takes off across New York city with an arsenal of hair driers, tampons and hair clips. She must Blow (lol) and poke (WITH THE HAIR CLIPS) her way across the city to find out the answers she needs to know.
Hope you enjoyed reading.
**Bazzman has spoke-ed**
1000TH POST!!
*FIREWORK, DRUMS, TRUMPETS ETC* :D
Basically it's what would be created if video game characters were to have a.. gender swap... (I didn;t want to say sex change as that may get me banned.. d'oh!!)
Anyway I'll do a few their stats and you can feel free to add more.
Mario ---> Mariao
Not only is she an Italian plumber with a moustache, she makes proper use of the F.L.U.D.D as it helps her clean the house 10x faster and she can't half run a bath! As well as cook the best lasagne you will ever have in your mouth! All this and more fitted into her tight schedule while she saves Prince Plum.
Princess Peach --> Prince Plum
This camp Prince is forever running around complaining about how the Mushroom Kingdom is not pink enough. He is often seen riding his pet pink Yoshi or being rescued by Mariao as well as being made fun of by the inhabitants of his kingdom.
Lara Croft ---> Lionel Croft
With amazing ability including gymnastic ability, and being able to use every type of weapon known to man, as well as being able to ride every vehicle that had been created, can also whip out the old Micro-ma-phone and sing some greatest hits.. such as "Hello" while finding a lost artifact.
Dante ---> Dantina
Half demon, half women.. wi.. no make that a Demon. With weapons skills, the power to fly as well as go through different dimensions to battle monsters 7 times her size. The added devil trigger makes Dantina and unstoppable force. Added bonus includes PMT trigger which is only available for a week each month and makes her an unstoppable force.
Sonic ---> Sonique (Yes I know female Sonic is apparently Amy)
Naked, Pink, and can run really really fast. Makes jumpings on Badnicks 10x more fun as it adds a womenly touch to one of Sega's classics. When asked why she runs so fast she replied "It feels so good" (Sonique).
Max Payne --> Maxine Payne
Avenging the death of her murdered husband, Maxine takes off across New York city with an arsenal of hair driers, tampons and hair clips. She must Blow (lol) and poke (WITH THE HAIR CLIPS) her way across the city to find out the answers she needs to know.
Hope you enjoyed reading.
**Bazzman has spoke-ed**
1000TH POST!!
*FIREWORK, DRUMS, TRUMPETS ETC* :D
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Bazzman wrote:
> Princess Peach --Prince Plum
It's Mitch actually.
> Princess Peach --Prince Plum
It's Mitch actually.
Kyz22 wrote:
> I thought you said you were going to make it half decent? :-P
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Nasty... but amusing nonetheless. :-D
Good post, Bazz.
> I thought you said you were going to make it half decent? :-P
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Nasty... but amusing nonetheless. :-D
Good post, Bazz.
no.. the name Maria with an O on the end.
Bazzman wrote:
> well it is compared to something like
>
> TOPIC: Why consoles are great...
>
> They play games.. what do you think?
>
>
> etc etc newbie posts etc
Unlike alot of newbies I never did a console wars post! I did a "violence in video games" post, so nerr!
Just jokin anyway, it was a good post!
> well it is compared to something like
>
> TOPIC: Why consoles are great...
>
> They play games.. what do you think?
>
>
> etc etc newbie posts etc
Unlike alot of newbies I never did a console wars post! I did a "violence in video games" post, so nerr!
Just jokin anyway, it was a good post!
How would you pronounce
"Mariao"
like?
"Marry-ah-oh" ??
Italians eh!
"Mariao"
like?
"Marry-ah-oh" ??
Italians eh!
Kyz22 wrote:
> I thought you said you were going to make it half decent? :-P
well it is compared to something like
TOPIC: Why consoles are great...
They play games.. what do you think?
etc etc newbie posts etc
> I thought you said you were going to make it half decent? :-P
well it is compared to something like
TOPIC: Why consoles are great...
They play games.. what do you think?
etc etc newbie posts etc
Solid Snake - Soft Donkey.
I tried.
I tried.
morbo wrote:
> my MSN wont work...
Mines working fine....
> my MSN wont work...
Mines working fine....
I thought you said you were going to make it half decent? :-P
i ejoyed some of that, but some bits (naked hegehog) made me feel light headed.
my MSN wont work...
my MSN wont work...
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