Who Wants To Be A Notable Millionaire?

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Sun 27/10/02 at 21:34

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I am the Tarrant: Hello, and welcome to Who Wants to Be a Notable Millionaire. Here are today’s contestants:
FantasyMeister!
Grix Thraves!
Meka_Dragon
Sniper!
Ant!
er-no!
SHEEPY!
pb!
Wookiee Monster!
Goatboy!
RastaBillySkank!
Your Honour!
Pro Evo!
SonicRav!
Edgy!

I am the Tarrant: Well, without further ado, let’s move onto the first qualifier question: In which order to these letters appear in the alphabet.
A - B
B- C
C - A
D - D

I am the Tarrant: Well, let’s see who got it right: Well, 2 people got it right. Your Honour got it in 19.34 seconds, but the winner was Goatboy with 17.45 seconds. Everyone else got it wrong. Well, we welcome our first contestant, Goatboy!

Goatboy: You lick balls, cockface.

I am the Tarrant: Uh.. thanks. Now, onto your first question.
Who is the author of the Harry Potter series?
A: J.K. Rowling
B: Harry Potter
C: Harry the otter
D: The moon man

Sniper: That’s it! The order is C, A, B, D, or A, B, C, D.

I am the Tarrant: Uh... congratulations..

Sniper: Is it my turn now?

I am the Tarrant: ... maybe later. Anyway, got an answer Goatboy?

Goatboy: A. Because it licks balls.

I am the Tarrant: Correct. You have 100 pounds!

Goatboy: 100 pounds licks balls.

I am the Tarrant: Okay:
Who were the first ever winners of the world cup?
A: Brazil
B: Germany
C: Uruguay
D: Argentina

Goatboy: Uh.. it has top be Brazil, because Uruguay lick balls, Argentina are cockfaces and Germany are German.

I am the Tarrant: Wrong! The answer is Uruguay. You leave here with 1, 000 pounds!

Goatboy: That licks balls.

Sniper: Is it my go yet?

I am the Tarrant: Okay. First question. Who...

Sniper: Take the money!

I am the Tarrant: Um, you don’t have any money..

Sniper: TAKE THE MONEY!!

I am the Tarrant: eh, okay. Sniper leaves with a grand total of 0 pounds.

I am the Tarrant: Okay. Next entry question. Which one of you is a Notable?
Is it:
A - All of you
B - None of you
C - I am the Tarrant
D - Jimbob Jahoogey

I am the Tarrant: Well, looks like Sheepy got that in the quickest time. Come on up, Sheepy! How do you feel?

Sheepy: Aye, a feel lak a coomplete winner! Ma bonnie wee Mother would be sooo proud, bless her bonnie wee heart

I am the Tarrant: Erm... First question.
Which of these is a type of dog?
A - Chihuahua
B - Chimpanzee
C - Chick
D - Chitty Bang Bang

Sheepy: Aye, t’has ta be the wee Chihuahua, with his wee paws and his cute bonnie lass eyes that are so Mcbig.

I am the Tarrant: Pardon?

Sheepy: A, Ya stupid poile o’ mouldy haggis!

I am the Tarrant: Okay, correct. Sheesh.

I am the Tarrant: Which of the Notables is homosexual?
A - Goatboy
B - pb
C - Ant
D- Sheepy
Sheepy: Ach! Has to be wee pb and his wee willie.

I am the Tarrant: Wrong! The correct answer is Sheepy!

Sheepy: Uh..

I am the Tarrant: You leave with a thousand pounds.

Sheepy: Finally, I can buy a wee house up in the wee mountains o’ Scotland.

I am the Tarrant: With a thousand pounds?

Sheepy: Aye. It’s Scotland, ya great lumbering poodle.

I am the Tarrant: Okay, next qualification question:
Which of these is a next-gen console:
A - Commodore
B - Stryke
C - GameBoy Advance
D - XBox

I am the Tarrant: Well, Grix was the only person to correctly identify it as C, Game Boy Advance. Come on up, Grix.

I am the Tarrant: Let’s move onto the questions.
Which of these countries is worse at football:
A - Wales
B - Dominican Republic Schoolchildren
C - Timbuktu
D - Liechtenstein

Grix: B!

I am the Tarrant: Unlucky, the correct answer is A, Wales. You leave with nothing.

Grix: Bu.. Wha.. Ho.. Grrr.

I am the Tarrant: Time for one more contestant:
In what order do these host nations for the World Cup appear, starting with the earliest:
A - England
B - Uruguay
C - Italy
D - Korea
I am the Tarrant: Well, the answer is B, A, C, D. Everyone got it right, but the quickest time was.. RastaBillySkank!

RastaBillySkank: RARRR!!!

I am the Tarrant: Yes..

RastaBillySkank: RARRRRR!!

I am the Tarrant: Okay..
Which of these is a common Dinosaur sound?
A: RARR!!
B: OINK!!
C: MOO!!
D: BUCK-BUCK-KAW!

RBS: RARR!!

I am the Tarrant: Correct!
Next questuion:
Which of these stands for Royal Academic Running Reunion
A: Royal Academic
B: RAcademic
C: RARR
D: Running

RBS: RARR!!

I am the Tarrant: Correct!!

I am the Tarrant: Well, RBS, the next question does not contain Rarr! as an answer.
Want to take the money?

RBS: RARR!!

I am the Tarrant: I’ll take that as a yes.
So, Goatboy and Sheepy left with a thousand each, Grix and Sniper left with nothing and RastaBillySkank left with a whopping 250, 000 pounds!
Until next time, don’t do anything stupid, unless your being framed!

Off-screen voice: Uh.. Mr. Tarrant Sir..

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