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"Your Porn Star Name"

You may have done this before, you may have not. Its kinda a stupid thing but its funny, basically you work out your name for if you were a pornstar by taking

i) You first ever pets name

and

ii) You mothers maiden name

Add them together and hey presto!

Mine is Sparky Steel (sounds sorta gay)

If anyone else is bored just enter yours, we can get a thing going.... or something.....

sideshow buzz wrote:
> " Arthur Allwood " that'll be my pornstar name

Why'd you name your first pet arthur?

Fluffy Allwood would have been better, ah well :-P

" Arthur Allwood " that'll be my pornstar name

Drunk Cow wrote:

>
> Mark Hard
>
> or
>
> Oliver Closeoff
>
> They both sound really gay!
>
> That was my intension dude.
>
>
> Another name of mine would be
>
> Ben Dover.


Mark Hard could easily be a real name though! Well... im america

Kyz22 wrote:
> What are you on

Well, I have been waiting long time to say this, but I am addicted to pot, crack cocaine and cheese. I would go for help but I am scared dammit scared!

> about?

What? I should really read before I reply... What you wasnt talking to me either? Damnit!

Kyz22 wrote:
> Drunk Cow wrote:
> either
>
> Mark Hard
>
> or
>
> Oliver Closeoff
>
> They both sound really gay!

That was my intension dude.


Another name of mine would be

Ben Dover.

hehehe

MJswerve wrote:
> You've never seen the talking dog Tribute I take it. You should see
> his Star Wars premiere interview, absolute genius.

What are you on about?

Namostar wrote:
> Drip Steir
>
>
> Say it quickly and it kinda sounds like Dripster, which is kinda cool.
> Or something. :D

or Drip Stir....which sounds like a homo erotic cooking show

Sorry Namostar I don't remember your name, but I do remember the movies...

Drip Steir


Say it quickly and it kinda sounds like Dripster, which is kinda cool. Or something. :D

You've never seen the talking dog Tribute I take it. You should see his Star Wars premiere interview, absolute genius.