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"Worst Chat-Up lines"

Here's one:

"I'm sorry I wasn't there to catch you when you fell out of heaven"

CHEESE!

Here's another:

"Your eyes twinkle brighter than a star"

Now that was bad!

I'll allow you lot to continue onwards...

He: Can I borrow a twenty pence?

She: What for?

He: "I want to call my mum and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams."

sideshow buzz wrote:
> another poor one:
> "If I could change the alphabet, I'd put U and I together"

Oh! That was bad!

:D

Vamp wrote:
> PoSh KiD wrote:
> Oh my word, here's a stinker if ever!
>
> "What are you doing out of the beauty nest?"
>
> Or if you were chatting up somebody with a particularly ugly
> stature...
>
> "How many branches did you hit on your fall down the 'ugly'
> tree."
>
> It's a cruel world.
>
> :)
>
> You getting these from a website? by any chance?


No glum nuts, it's called general knowledge.

tut tut

I have more, I never use them on anyone.
have a couple I can't put here cause I don't want to get banned or get a warning from the staff.

another poor one:
"If I could change the alphabet, I'd put U and I together"

here's a tenner, show us your boobs!

or even worse,

show us your Boobs!

:)

"If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"

Yes, I know it's from a song, but it's corny as hell.

sideshow buzz wrote:
> heard one on radio, then told my friends when I used to be in sixth
> form.
> One of them used it on one of the girls then got a slap round the
> face.. this is what he said:
> "is that a ladder in your tights? or a stairway to heaven"
> :)

LOL!

heard one on radio, then told my friends when I used to be in sixth form.
One of them used it on one of the girls then got a slap round the face.. this is what he said:
"is that a ladder in your tights? or a stairway to heaven"
:)

to mistique:

"Hey, how *you* doin'?"

PoSh KiD wrote:
> Oh my word, here's a stinker if ever!
>
> "What are you doing out of the beauty nest?"
>
> Or if you were chatting up somebody with a particularly ugly
> stature...
>
> "How many branches did you hit on your fall down the 'ugly'
> tree."
>
> It's a cruel world.
>
> :)

You getting these from a website? by any chance?