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"Worst Chat-Up lines"

Here's one:

"I'm sorry I wasn't there to catch you when you fell out of heaven"

CHEESE!

Here's another:

"Your eyes twinkle brighter than a star"

Now that was bad!

I'll allow you lot to continue onwards...

Here's one:

"I'm sorry I wasn't there to catch you when you fell out of heaven"

CHEESE!

Here's another:

"Your eyes twinkle brighter than a star"

Now that was bad!

I'll allow you lot to continue onwards...

I'm as 'ard as a broom 'andle and beggin' to be spent!

di you beleive in love at first sight, or do i have to walk past twice?

everybody likes pie...and i'm no exeption!

or my own personal favourate,

I kill because I LIKE TO KILL!

can we stop now?

NO!

"Hey, how *you* doin'?"
(In the joey voice)
Sure fire winner.
Well on me it is. So damned cool!

Boss_Pac_Man, you sir, are mongified by 500% or so.

Oh my word, here's a stinker if ever!

"What are you doing out of the beauty nest?"

Or if you were chatting up somebody with a particularly ugly stature...

"How many branches did you hit on your fall down the 'ugly' tree."

It's a cruel world.

:)