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"Animals!"

Hiya! It's me Beckie again...
tell me your favourite animal and i will tell you what it does for a living!
because i am the master of animals because i have 4 horses,2 dogs,1 cat(pregnant!)
and 2 hamsters!
so please tell me what you like aswell!

I have a few strange pets...

I have this goat that is half goat and half boy, a big wookie, a monster that eats doughnuts and another that eats cookies...

In fact, ALL OF YOU ARE UNDER MY CONTROL!!!!


MWA HA HA HA HAAARRRR!

Kyz22 wrote:
> I'd hang onto the fleas though!

Yes.

You can train them to do tricks and exploit them in a circus.

Totoro wrote:
> becky81 wrote:
> because i am the master of animals
>
> I thought the master of animals was "The Beastmaster" played
> by Marc Singer in the film of the same name. He has a pet panther so
> ner :P

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Aren't you both forgetting someone here?

Dr Dolittle!!!!!!

I've got a happy Donkey called Daniel and a moribund Pig called Streaky. My two Turkeys are called Christmas Day and Boxing Day, both are content enough (they are well fed) but are prone to illicit bouts of depression.

Imagine breeding my fleas and your sea monkeys, to create a new species of animal superior to anything else known to man! Mwahahaha!

*dies from a flea monkey bite*

becky81 wrote:
> because i am the master of animals

I thought the master of animals was "The Beastmaster" played by Marc Singer in the film of the same name. He has a pet panther so ner :P

I used to have Sea Monkeys. The got 'friendly' one day and had about 100 lil monkeys.

Dark Mark wrote:
> Pets? I have fleas, and a brother.

Siblings are vermin, I'd hang onto the fleas though!

Pets? I have fleas, and a brother.

You must be rich to have 4 horses!