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"Assembly"

This morning

My friend was late and he was meant to be reading something about droping litter in the school or something as he is the house captain.

So the teacher panics and sees me walking into the hall, so she shouts on me and asks me to read this... I didn't want to but before I knew it I was up on the stage with the sheet.

So there is this gay poem or something I've to read, instead I say:

" Well I'm meant to read a poem to you about droping litter, but I won't. Instead stop being a bunch of selfish morons and put your rubbish in the many bins in the school. Thank You "

To which every teacher looked annoyed, not helped by the fact I picked this day not to wear my uniform.

Wasn't my fault

Well, I dunno about that...

The crash of the world economy began with a poem. I can hear it 60 years from now.

The rebellion has begun huh!

SHEEPY wrote:
> " Well I'm meant to read a poem to you about droping litter, but
> I won't. Instead stop being a bunch of selfish morons and put your
> rubbish in the many bins in the school. Thank You "

Revolutionary stuff SHEEPEH :D.

I love it when people do stuff like that :D

dude, kool, does this make you a rebbell now!!!!
Join my force...

ooh!

mr tough guy!

all combats, dya get it?

no?

well..., ask sheepy, he'll know.

No

Combats and black t-shirt

SHEEPY wrote:

To which every teacher looked annoyed, not helped by the fact I picked
this day not to wear my uniform.


What did you go in your birthday suit?

Asher D wrote:
> Did anyone laugh?

I could hear my friends at the laugh at the back

Kind of a gasp overall

:D

School will never change.

If you were in my school, you would probably be excluded if you were caught dropping litter.

How s**t

Put your litter in a bin,
or I'll kick your dam heads in.

or

Evey time you drop your litter,
I'll stick my boot right up your...