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"She's starting to crack now"

My missus.
Apart from acknowledging that I am the master of all I survey and admitting she was in the wrong?

She can, thanks to me, quote Withnail & I off by heart, loves Bill Hicks and realises how funny Kevin Smith movies are.

Aaand she's admitted that she likes "Reign in Blood" by Slayer.
I shall mould her, she will be faster, better, stronger.
I have the technology.

And THAT is going in my mind-vault for future usage.

Cheers bird!

The three rings of married life

Engagement ring
Wedding ring
Suffering.

I may be a mouse, but I am a mouse with no suffocating shackles

You godamm wimp. Are you a man or a mouse, boy?

No, I was all set to but then my mouth refused to work.

It's the oddest thing

GB, did your missis ever accept your proposal?

In fact, did you ever propose to her?

Excellent.

I have suceeded in converting 8 people to Kevin Smith in my school, although my video of Dogma is getting a bit crap. Thank god I've got the DVD. Just for me.

Fantastic.
In that case, no but I'd like to be.

I do spend at least an hour a day honing my powers so that one day, maybe, I'll be able to move things with the power of thought alone.
Like Carrie, but not looking like a peeled tortoise.

He is the first, official, Cyborg. What a man!

Kevin Warwick is, I think, some bloke who's put computer chips into him and his wife.

Apparently he finds turning the light on an unnecessary hassle, so the chip in his arm tells the house to turn the light on.

A real-life Robo-cop.

Kind of.