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"She's starting to crack now"

My missus.
Apart from acknowledging that I am the master of all I survey and admitting she was in the wrong?

She can, thanks to me, quote Withnail & I off by heart, loves Bill Hicks and realises how funny Kevin Smith movies are.

Aaand she's admitted that she likes "Reign in Blood" by Slayer.
I shall mould her, she will be faster, better, stronger.
I have the technology.

Who's Kevin Smith?

Would be better if you replaced the word 'to' with 'the' in the title of this topic.

Christ, I wrote that as a joke, but it's actually quite scary!

She didn't know how she got there. The blindfold was tightly wrapped around her eyes... she felt rope around her arms, tucked around the chair she sat on. All she could hear was a continious beat...

"HELLO!?"

She shouted and screamed, and the blindfold was lifted... light screamed into her eyes, she blinked, and focused on the fan that allowed light into the room, shadowing over her. A man stood before him.

"What? What are you doing?"

"It's time to begin your education." He said.

Clutch...

Everyone should like Clutch...

Clutch is good...

Yes...

Goatboy wrote:
> Aaand she's admitted that she likes "Reign in Blood" by
> Slayer.
I shall mould her, she will be faster, better, stronger.
I have the
> technology.

But does she like Clutch yet?

Hey, I'm married and I'm fine.

Yes...

Fine....

So I'm being told by my wife.

I agree, "bird" is just the worst thing to be called. Terrible. You Barry, you. "feck, she's a right fit bird!"
I rest my case.

Sorry love

:D

I do hate it when you call me 'bird', y'know.