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"Dammit! Stupid Spam!"

I opened a Hotmail account about 6 months ago. The only people that I gave the address to were Hotmail (of course) and Special Reserve. Now I thought I was immune to the curse of spam. Six peaceful months passed without incident, then last week it began. "Debt Consolidation". What debts? Who gave you my email address? Why do they keep coming even after 'remove' them? Then it changed to Viagra. Now I get spam for Debt Consolidation and Viagra. Great. But no less than five minutes ago, I received my first 'porn' spam. 'Britney' and 'Anal', I believe, were two of the four words in the subject. Now I am a red-blooded male, but I don't want to start getting bombarded with spam about what animals and women are capable of. I know it won't end if I go to 'remove' though. That'll just send my email address to another porn site and I'll get more spam. GGGRrrrrrrrr.



Interesting thought:- My Mum has a Hotmail account. How long before she gets donkey-dick porn sent to her? Bets please!

Really?
Sounds like they were yanking it pretty hard

And an un-noticable cuddly toy to hide it in.

My knob is no longer since I clicked on the email promising me extra inches.

I know can spy on my employees using tiny cameras that can STORE SOUND!

Fantastic, I just need some employees

I am currently boosting my cell phone signal.

It's like a porn version of Dream Phone, but with email instead of a phone and grown men/gerbils instead of hunks.

"He looks good, whatever he wears"

You won't believe this, but I've won a free vacation!

It's the sixth one is as many days!

All the ones that email me are REAL wives and that scares me.

Also, there's local females in my area looking for love - I just need to click and find out where they are!

One thing that scares me though, BRAD! keeps emailing me and offering me things I can't repeat here.

I don't know BRAD! but he sure sounds nice.
And gentle

IT's, like, a conspiracy man, by the saucer people.