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"Dammit! Stupid Spam!"

I opened a Hotmail account about 6 months ago. The only people that I gave the address to were Hotmail (of course) and Special Reserve. Now I thought I was immune to the curse of spam. Six peaceful months passed without incident, then last week it began. "Debt Consolidation". What debts? Who gave you my email address? Why do they keep coming even after 'remove' them? Then it changed to Viagra. Now I get spam for Debt Consolidation and Viagra. Great. But no less than five minutes ago, I received my first 'porn' spam. 'Britney' and 'Anal', I believe, were two of the four words in the subject. Now I am a red-blooded male, but I don't want to start getting bombarded with spam about what animals and women are capable of. I know it won't end if I go to 'remove' though. That'll just send my email address to another porn site and I'll get more spam. GGGRrrrrrrrr.



Interesting thought:- My Mum has a Hotmail account. How long before she gets donkey-dick porn sent to her? Bets please!

The lady who's got my keys says I have to ring 0898 XXX-XXXX to get them back. She seems nice, but I'm not sure...

I'm not sure but I imagine GB's mini spy-camera may hold the answers!

I just got an email saying I'd left my keys...









God. How did they end up THERE?

monkey_man wrote:
> Yeah, that's what I wondered...

Man, don't get too curious, that could be dangerous.

I hate spam e mails!

Yeah, that's what I wondered...

On HIS face?!

Oooh, I ust got another from [email protected]. Apparently someone just shot a gallon on his face. Lucky him...

Craw wrote:
> Excellent, 7 wives and a sceptic tank. What more could a man want?

Did I forget to mention the mailings I've been getting from 7NakedBabesAndASepticTank.com?

Under Mormon law, I belive 2 wives can be traded in for one mule.