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The following are scientific facts, (and by scientific facts I mean lies I just made up) about notables.
Percentage of day doing various tasks:-
Abusing the fact they can win a GAD whenever they please - 13%
Criticising newbies or JAT's - 20 %
Playing on consoles - 13%
Playing online games - 12%
Criticising regulars - 10%
Posting huge astounding topics - 7%
sleeping - 10%
eating - 3%
spending time in the outside world - 2%
Facts (also lies)
- The average notable spends only 4 minutes a week having a conversation that doesnt involve a keyboard, a handset or the word "big-mac"
- The average notable gets washed only twice a week!
- The average notable will make fun of, or lie to a JAT twice a day
The notable rule book
1: The first rule of notable club is you do not talk about notable club
2: The second rule of notable club is that you must give the image that anyone else posting is unworthy
3: The third rule of notable club is that novelty scooby doo socks are compulsary
4: The fourth rule of notable club is that you must scare newbies into posting in lesser forums like the PS1 forum
5: The fifth and final rule of notable club is that you must spend at least £300 a week on the newest console games.
Other facts:-
The average notables ultimate dream is to work for special reserve and be exactly like Tony.
Tony is the mastermind behind "club notable." They are his army bodyguards, servants, cleaner, garders and anything else he may require.
Notables drink only the finest keg shandy
The average notable loves the film the Matrix
Notables can ALL use html
Notables favourite cheese is mature cheddar, or in some odd cases, babybell
Notables generally hate eminem but love Avril Lavigne
Notables lke having long hair and goatees
These are all the 'lies' I can think of. Its obvious im secretly jealous of the notables and their free GAD's but they are really going to criticise me for this post. What can i say? I deserve it.... *hides*
Percentage of day doing various tasks:-
Abusing the fact they can win a GAD whenever they please - 13%
Criticising newbies or JAT's - 20 %
Playing on consoles - 13%
Playing online games - 12%
Criticising regulars - 10%
Posting huge astounding topics - 7%
sleeping - 10%
eating - 3%
spending time in the outside world - 2%
Facts (also lies)
- The average notable spends only 4 minutes a week having a conversation that doesnt involve a keyboard, a handset or the word "big-mac"
- The average notable gets washed only twice a week!
- The average notable will make fun of, or lie to a JAT twice a day
The notable rule book
1: The first rule of notable club is you do not talk about notable club
2: The second rule of notable club is that you must give the image that anyone else posting is unworthy
3: The third rule of notable club is that novelty scooby doo socks are compulsary
4: The fourth rule of notable club is that you must scare newbies into posting in lesser forums like the PS1 forum
5: The fifth and final rule of notable club is that you must spend at least £300 a week on the newest console games.
Other facts:-
The average notables ultimate dream is to work for special reserve and be exactly like Tony.
Tony is the mastermind behind "club notable." They are his army bodyguards, servants, cleaner, garders and anything else he may require.
Notables drink only the finest keg shandy
The average notable loves the film the Matrix
Notables can ALL use html
Notables favourite cheese is mature cheddar, or in some odd cases, babybell
Notables generally hate eminem but love Avril Lavigne
Notables lke having long hair and goatees
These are all the 'lies' I can think of. Its obvious im secretly jealous of the notables and their free GAD's but they are really going to criticise me for this post. What can i say? I deserve it.... *hides*
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Thanks Meka Dragon.....
He missed out the orgies.
I herd that notables all meet up and arrange who will win notable elections and have parties with women that take there clothes off and the notables get to watch the women take they clothes off and the notables like this.
I like notables because they are good and they write good because they are notables, before they were voted in they couldnt evem spell or talk proper and most of them don't like dogs.
I like notables because they are good and they write good because they are notables, before they were voted in they couldnt evem spell or talk proper and most of them don't like dogs.
Good post, broke several copyrights, but good post.
Kyz22 wrote:
> These are all the 'lies' I can think of. Its obvious im secretly
> jealous of the notables and their free GAD's but they are really going
> to criticise me for this post. What can i say? I deserve it....
> *hides*
lol!! True..
> These are all the 'lies' I can think of. Its obvious im secretly
> jealous of the notables and their free GAD's but they are really going
> to criticise me for this post. What can i say? I deserve it....
> *hides*
lol!! True..
The following are scientific facts, (and by scientific facts I mean lies I just made up) about notables.
Percentage of day doing various tasks:-
Abusing the fact they can win a GAD whenever they please - 13%
Criticising newbies or JAT's - 20 %
Playing on consoles - 13%
Playing online games - 12%
Criticising regulars - 10%
Posting huge astounding topics - 7%
sleeping - 10%
eating - 3%
spending time in the outside world - 2%
Facts (also lies)
- The average notable spends only 4 minutes a week having a conversation that doesnt involve a keyboard, a handset or the word "big-mac"
- The average notable gets washed only twice a week!
- The average notable will make fun of, or lie to a JAT twice a day
The notable rule book
1: The first rule of notable club is you do not talk about notable club
2: The second rule of notable club is that you must give the image that anyone else posting is unworthy
3: The third rule of notable club is that novelty scooby doo socks are compulsary
4: The fourth rule of notable club is that you must scare newbies into posting in lesser forums like the PS1 forum
5: The fifth and final rule of notable club is that you must spend at least £300 a week on the newest console games.
Other facts:-
The average notables ultimate dream is to work for special reserve and be exactly like Tony.
Tony is the mastermind behind "club notable." They are his army bodyguards, servants, cleaner, garders and anything else he may require.
Notables drink only the finest keg shandy
The average notable loves the film the Matrix
Notables can ALL use html
Notables favourite cheese is mature cheddar, or in some odd cases, babybell
Notables generally hate eminem but love Avril Lavigne
Notables lke having long hair and goatees
These are all the 'lies' I can think of. Its obvious im secretly jealous of the notables and their free GAD's but they are really going to criticise me for this post. What can i say? I deserve it.... *hides*
Percentage of day doing various tasks:-
Abusing the fact they can win a GAD whenever they please - 13%
Criticising newbies or JAT's - 20 %
Playing on consoles - 13%
Playing online games - 12%
Criticising regulars - 10%
Posting huge astounding topics - 7%
sleeping - 10%
eating - 3%
spending time in the outside world - 2%
Facts (also lies)
- The average notable spends only 4 minutes a week having a conversation that doesnt involve a keyboard, a handset or the word "big-mac"
- The average notable gets washed only twice a week!
- The average notable will make fun of, or lie to a JAT twice a day
The notable rule book
1: The first rule of notable club is you do not talk about notable club
2: The second rule of notable club is that you must give the image that anyone else posting is unworthy
3: The third rule of notable club is that novelty scooby doo socks are compulsary
4: The fourth rule of notable club is that you must scare newbies into posting in lesser forums like the PS1 forum
5: The fifth and final rule of notable club is that you must spend at least £300 a week on the newest console games.
Other facts:-
The average notables ultimate dream is to work for special reserve and be exactly like Tony.
Tony is the mastermind behind "club notable." They are his army bodyguards, servants, cleaner, garders and anything else he may require.
Notables drink only the finest keg shandy
The average notable loves the film the Matrix
Notables can ALL use html
Notables favourite cheese is mature cheddar, or in some odd cases, babybell
Notables generally hate eminem but love Avril Lavigne
Notables lke having long hair and goatees
These are all the 'lies' I can think of. Its obvious im secretly jealous of the notables and their free GAD's but they are really going to criticise me for this post. What can i say? I deserve it.... *hides*
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