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"Notables: The facts"

The following are scientific facts, (and by scientific facts I mean lies I just made up) about notables.

Percentage of day doing various tasks:-

Abusing the fact they can win a GAD whenever they please - 13%
Criticising newbies or JAT's - 20 %
Playing on consoles - 13%
Playing online games - 12%
Criticising regulars - 10%
Posting huge astounding topics - 7%
sleeping - 10%
eating - 3%
spending time in the outside world - 2%

Facts (also lies)

- The average notable spends only 4 minutes a week having a conversation that doesnt involve a keyboard, a handset or the word "big-mac"
- The average notable gets washed only twice a week!
- The average notable will make fun of, or lie to a JAT twice a day


The notable rule book

1: The first rule of notable club is you do not talk about notable club
2: The second rule of notable club is that you must give the image that anyone else posting is unworthy
3: The third rule of notable club is that novelty scooby doo socks are compulsary
4: The fourth rule of notable club is that you must scare newbies into posting in lesser forums like the PS1 forum
5: The fifth and final rule of notable club is that you must spend at least £300 a week on the newest console games.

Other facts:-

The average notables ultimate dream is to work for special reserve and be exactly like Tony.

Tony is the mastermind behind "club notable." They are his army bodyguards, servants, cleaner, garders and anything else he may require.

Notables drink only the finest keg shandy

The average notable loves the film the Matrix

Notables can ALL use html

Notables favourite cheese is mature cheddar, or in some odd cases, babybell

Notables generally hate eminem but love Avril Lavigne

Notables lke having long hair and goatees


These are all the 'lies' I can think of. Its obvious im secretly jealous of the notables and their free GAD's but they are really going to criticise me for this post. What can i say? I deserve it.... *hides*

If Stryke's ever elected, you can guarantee he'll try a coup to steal power from Tony, and change Special Reserve to Stryke's GADs

And we'll all have to speak in funny Welsh accents, and watch films with Guy Pearce in 24/7

Whoever can kiss Stryk'e butt the most gets the most GADs. Looks like Meka will remain champ then ;-)

WòókieeMøn§†€® wrote:
> Ant wrote:
> What about the ponies?
>
> Indeed. And YH always brings Dave the llama. I like Dave.

Ah yes, Dave! What a llama.

Ant wrote:
> What about the ponies?

Indeed. And YH always brings Dave the llama. I like Dave.

Ant wrote:
> What about the ponies?

UGH *vomits*

But still..... :-P

What about the ponies?

But they have all taken part in them at some time. It's how they became notables, after all.

Gerrid SHHHH, we are supposed to keep it quiet!

But now the notables miss out on the Regular parties where we talk about things all day, in the eternal struggle for notability and GADs.

WòókieeMøn§†€® wrote:
> He missed out the orgies.

Masterminded by Tony no doubt....