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It is just a normal day in the SR forums, Meka winning for no reason, newbies asking hw doo u win GAD!!!111, schtizos arguing with themselves and the notables laughing at everyone because.. they can!
Tony posts *Notable Election Time VOTE HERE!* to the delight of the forum users, and its not long before the newbies are spamming it up, with such lines as:
*I'm da bst newb i shud wel win it vte me*
USER BANNED
*If i win i wil hve al gad i wnt to hve i bter win or il sew u!*
USER BANNED
Eventually after Tony has banned half to SR users the election starts to get serious and people are actually voting for who they think should be "the chosen one"..
Mojojojo: Mystique (obviously) Stryke, RM18, old El Blokey and a few others have all been posting well lately. I have my eye on them... as do my hidden cameras! I mean, um... vote MoJo!!
Expletive Deleted: Mystique you mean Bazzman's true love? No way I'm votin for Tiltawhirl, cos he tells it like it is...most times
Cubist: I think RM18 has a great chance of winning if he wants it but I am not sure who everyone else likes. This is the first notable election I will be able to run in as well so I ain't going to waste my vote and am going to try and run myself no matter how insane it sounds :D
Expletive Deleted: Well, if you're not gonna waste your vote, then I suggest voting for someone who "ain't no dang hippy"
Cubist: :( I was only saying no need to be all antagonisitc about it.
Dark Mark™: Vote me because I'm a virgin and an Albino Welshman!!
Bazzman: Nope, I'm voting for Expletive Deleted
Dark Mark™: WHY! YOU SAID YOU WERE GOING TO VOTE FOR ME!
Bazzman: Yes, but Mark, Ex Del won't celebrate by rounding up the local "herd", and havin' a tiresome all-nighter, and plus we don't need a cross-dressing notable, so you see, "Mark".. or should that be "Bubbly Babe"
Dark Mark™: :@:@:@:@
Tony: C'mon Bazz, everyone knows that Welsh jokes like that are prohibited. ..they should be far more severe.
Dark Mark™: *calls local farm*
*Then everybody notices Dark Mark™'s past posts turn grey and his catchy new tagline USER BANNED appears*
Mystique: Hey... how YOU doin'?
Boss_Pac_Man2: There we have it.. she's female she gets my vote!
Mystique:You didn't know I was female? ..but I thought you'd been watching Men + Motors after 12...
Bazzman: LOL! Myst, who you votin for?
Mystique: I havn't decided yet. www.monkeywinkels.tk <-- Free Porn!!
Oinks: wO excelnt!1 Me goin 2 luk!
Wooly (JAT): Hi everyone.. what are we voting for?
Bazzman: Who the hell are you?
Wooly: I am She.. WOOLY
Expletive Deleted: There's something SHEEPY about him.
Mojojojo: You're right, isn't Dark Mark welsh? It could be him..
WOOLY + SHEEP = WELSH.
Bazzman: No Mark can't spell Wooly.
Wooly: I think we should vote for Sheepy..
Mystique: How do you know who Sheepy is if you just arrived today?
Boss_Pac_Man2: Hmmm.. England rules!
Wooly: IT DOES NOT YOU WEE.. oh crap
Bazzman: Why are you trying to get us to vote for you Sheepy? You're already a notable!
Wooly: I'm not Sheepy, I'm WOOLY!!
Mendax Bartender: Ok.. so you're called Wooly, wool is from a sheep, add a 'Y' we have WOOLY and/or SHEEPY, and you also happen to be Scotish.
Bazzman: Coincidence?
Little Hobbo: Too coincidental if you ask me!
Wooly: But who did? Ok.. you got me..
Drunk Cow: So you are Sheepy?
Wooly: No.. I am.. er.. his half brother..Caigr Hunted
Afrojoe: Hoho.. good one Sheepy.
Wooly: I'm not Sheepy!!
Bazzman: Yeah and I'm Eddie Murphy
Oinks: www.monkeywinkels.tk... THTS NOT A FREE PORN SITE!
Tony: Hey Oinks..
Oinks: wot?
Tony: What is Anne Robinson's catchphrase?
Oinks: You are the weakest link...
Tony: GOODBYE
*Oinks gets a new tagline*
Bazzman: LOL! Nice one Tony.
Wooly: So will you vote for me instead of Sheepy then?
Mystique: Yeah sure.. Sheepy is a mong
Afrojoe: Aye he's a disgrace to Scotland
Expletive Deleted: Yes it's true he is a mong
Wooly: I AM NOT!!
Bazzman: AHA!!
Wooly: Oh...haggis!
Drunk Cow: Why are you trying to get us to vote for you..Again?
Wooly: *sigh* I thought if I became a notable with two people I'd become invincable on the forums.. more powerful than.. Tony..
Tony: Wooly.. What does the French word 'merde' translate into?
Wooly *gets out French dictionary* Merde means #!^*. Oh.. merde!
*Wooly joins the silver sidewalk people*
Tony: Ok people enough is enough! Vote properly or be destroyed.
*Things get back to normal and votes are made and after a long time its descision time*
*SR OFFICE*
Tony: Snuggly, have you counted up the votes?
Snuggly: Indeed I have, everyone on the forums voted for someone and the highest two where Mystique and RM18 with 398 votes each.
Tony: Hmm.. who shall we choose?
Snuggly: You're the boss
Tony: *thinks* Snuggly, Code Blue.
Snuggly: Are you sure?
Tony: Yes.. it's worth it.
*SR forums are full of chatter newbies getting picked on, people talkin about the votes anticipating who will win etc*
Mystique: Wonder if I'll be the first female notable?
Bazzman: You probably will :D
Morbo: I voted for you Bazzman!
Kyz22: Me too!
Bazzman: Lurrrrvvvly.
Mystique: Heh, looks like i've got competition!
*USER REMOVED begins to appear under certain users names, soon after the SR website become unaccessbale too all users*
*After about ten minutes everyone gradually gets back on the site where there is a post from Snuggly.. entitled SORRY!*
The post reads:
Dear SR Users..
Due to technical difficulties there will be no notable elected this town round as due to the site error all the votes were deleted and we have no way to retrieve them. We apologise for the inconvieniace.
*Mr Snuggly*
In Tony's office..
*knock knock*
Tony: Just a minute..
*movement is heard inside the room*
Tony: Enter..
Snuggly: It's been done sir.
Tony: Excellent.. you may leave now.
Snuggly: Thank you.
*door closes*
Tony: *whispers* You can come out now..
*From behind a curtain emurges Sheepy who throws a bag of cash on Tony's desk as he leaves*
*Tony smurks*
THE END
Hope you all enjoyed my 1st spoof as much as I enjoyed writing it! All material used is meant as a joke I apologise if anyone is offended by it.
Thanks again!
**Bazzman has spoke-ed**
Tony posts *Notable Election Time VOTE HERE!* to the delight of the forum users, and its not long before the newbies are spamming it up, with such lines as:
*I'm da bst newb i shud wel win it vte me*
USER BANNED
*If i win i wil hve al gad i wnt to hve i bter win or il sew u!*
USER BANNED
Eventually after Tony has banned half to SR users the election starts to get serious and people are actually voting for who they think should be "the chosen one"..
Mojojojo: Mystique (obviously) Stryke, RM18, old El Blokey and a few others have all been posting well lately. I have my eye on them... as do my hidden cameras! I mean, um... vote MoJo!!
Expletive Deleted: Mystique you mean Bazzman's true love? No way I'm votin for Tiltawhirl, cos he tells it like it is...most times
Cubist: I think RM18 has a great chance of winning if he wants it but I am not sure who everyone else likes. This is the first notable election I will be able to run in as well so I ain't going to waste my vote and am going to try and run myself no matter how insane it sounds :D
Expletive Deleted: Well, if you're not gonna waste your vote, then I suggest voting for someone who "ain't no dang hippy"
Cubist: :( I was only saying no need to be all antagonisitc about it.
Dark Mark™: Vote me because I'm a virgin and an Albino Welshman!!
Bazzman: Nope, I'm voting for Expletive Deleted
Dark Mark™: WHY! YOU SAID YOU WERE GOING TO VOTE FOR ME!
Bazzman: Yes, but Mark, Ex Del won't celebrate by rounding up the local "herd", and havin' a tiresome all-nighter, and plus we don't need a cross-dressing notable, so you see, "Mark".. or should that be "Bubbly Babe"
Dark Mark™: :@:@:@:@
Tony: C'mon Bazz, everyone knows that Welsh jokes like that are prohibited. ..they should be far more severe.
Dark Mark™: *calls local farm*
*Then everybody notices Dark Mark™'s past posts turn grey and his catchy new tagline USER BANNED appears*
Mystique: Hey... how YOU doin'?
Boss_Pac_Man2: There we have it.. she's female she gets my vote!
Mystique:You didn't know I was female? ..but I thought you'd been watching Men + Motors after 12...
Bazzman: LOL! Myst, who you votin for?
Mystique: I havn't decided yet. www.monkeywinkels.tk <-- Free Porn!!
Oinks: wO excelnt!1 Me goin 2 luk!
Wooly (JAT): Hi everyone.. what are we voting for?
Bazzman: Who the hell are you?
Wooly: I am She.. WOOLY
Expletive Deleted: There's something SHEEPY about him.
Mojojojo: You're right, isn't Dark Mark welsh? It could be him..
WOOLY + SHEEP = WELSH.
Bazzman: No Mark can't spell Wooly.
Wooly: I think we should vote for Sheepy..
Mystique: How do you know who Sheepy is if you just arrived today?
Boss_Pac_Man2: Hmmm.. England rules!
Wooly: IT DOES NOT YOU WEE.. oh crap
Bazzman: Why are you trying to get us to vote for you Sheepy? You're already a notable!
Wooly: I'm not Sheepy, I'm WOOLY!!
Mendax Bartender: Ok.. so you're called Wooly, wool is from a sheep, add a 'Y' we have WOOLY and/or SHEEPY, and you also happen to be Scotish.
Bazzman: Coincidence?
Little Hobbo: Too coincidental if you ask me!
Wooly: But who did? Ok.. you got me..
Drunk Cow: So you are Sheepy?
Wooly: No.. I am.. er.. his half brother..Caigr Hunted
Afrojoe: Hoho.. good one Sheepy.
Wooly: I'm not Sheepy!!
Bazzman: Yeah and I'm Eddie Murphy
Oinks: www.monkeywinkels.tk... THTS NOT A FREE PORN SITE!
Tony: Hey Oinks..
Oinks: wot?
Tony: What is Anne Robinson's catchphrase?
Oinks: You are the weakest link...
Tony: GOODBYE
*Oinks gets a new tagline*
Bazzman: LOL! Nice one Tony.
Wooly: So will you vote for me instead of Sheepy then?
Mystique: Yeah sure.. Sheepy is a mong
Afrojoe: Aye he's a disgrace to Scotland
Expletive Deleted: Yes it's true he is a mong
Wooly: I AM NOT!!
Bazzman: AHA!!
Wooly: Oh...haggis!
Drunk Cow: Why are you trying to get us to vote for you..Again?
Wooly: *sigh* I thought if I became a notable with two people I'd become invincable on the forums.. more powerful than.. Tony..
Tony: Wooly.. What does the French word 'merde' translate into?
Wooly *gets out French dictionary* Merde means #!^*. Oh.. merde!
*Wooly joins the silver sidewalk people*
Tony: Ok people enough is enough! Vote properly or be destroyed.
*Things get back to normal and votes are made and after a long time its descision time*
*SR OFFICE*
Tony: Snuggly, have you counted up the votes?
Snuggly: Indeed I have, everyone on the forums voted for someone and the highest two where Mystique and RM18 with 398 votes each.
Tony: Hmm.. who shall we choose?
Snuggly: You're the boss
Tony: *thinks* Snuggly, Code Blue.
Snuggly: Are you sure?
Tony: Yes.. it's worth it.
*SR forums are full of chatter newbies getting picked on, people talkin about the votes anticipating who will win etc*
Mystique: Wonder if I'll be the first female notable?
Bazzman: You probably will :D
Morbo: I voted for you Bazzman!
Kyz22: Me too!
Bazzman: Lurrrrvvvly.
Mystique: Heh, looks like i've got competition!
*USER REMOVED begins to appear under certain users names, soon after the SR website become unaccessbale too all users*
*After about ten minutes everyone gradually gets back on the site where there is a post from Snuggly.. entitled SORRY!*
The post reads:
Dear SR Users..
Due to technical difficulties there will be no notable elected this town round as due to the site error all the votes were deleted and we have no way to retrieve them. We apologise for the inconvieniace.
*Mr Snuggly*
In Tony's office..
*knock knock*
Tony: Just a minute..
*movement is heard inside the room*
Tony: Enter..
Snuggly: It's been done sir.
Tony: Excellent.. you may leave now.
Snuggly: Thank you.
*door closes*
Tony: *whispers* You can come out now..
*From behind a curtain emurges Sheepy who throws a bag of cash on Tony's desk as he leaves*
*Tony smurks*
THE END
Hope you all enjoyed my 1st spoof as much as I enjoyed writing it! All material used is meant as a joke I apologise if anyone is offended by it.
Thanks again!
**Bazzman has spoke-ed**
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LMAO, great spoof, and i noticed that some of the posts were real, including the first one. Still, best (And only) spoof i've seen yet
My line was the best, it shall be my new tagline!
Class post mate, well done.
Class post mate, well done.
(some quotes are taken from actaul posts to make it more realistic)
It is just a normal day in the SR forums, Meka winning for no reason, newbies asking hw doo u win GAD!!!111, schtizos arguing with themselves and the notables laughing at everyone because.. they can!
Tony posts *Notable Election Time VOTE HERE!* to the delight of the forum users, and its not long before the newbies are spamming it up, with such lines as:
*I'm da bst newb i shud wel win it vte me*
USER BANNED
*If i win i wil hve al gad i wnt to hve i bter win or il sew u!*
USER BANNED
Eventually after Tony has banned half to SR users the election starts to get serious and people are actually voting for who they think should be "the chosen one"..
Mojojojo: Mystique (obviously) Stryke, RM18, old El Blokey and a few others have all been posting well lately. I have my eye on them... as do my hidden cameras! I mean, um... vote MoJo!!
Expletive Deleted: Mystique you mean Bazzman's true love? No way I'm votin for Tiltawhirl, cos he tells it like it is...most times
Cubist: I think RM18 has a great chance of winning if he wants it but I am not sure who everyone else likes. This is the first notable election I will be able to run in as well so I ain't going to waste my vote and am going to try and run myself no matter how insane it sounds :D
Expletive Deleted: Well, if you're not gonna waste your vote, then I suggest voting for someone who "ain't no dang hippy"
Cubist: :( I was only saying no need to be all antagonisitc about it.
Dark Mark™: Vote me because I'm a virgin and an Albino Welshman!!
Bazzman: Nope, I'm voting for Expletive Deleted
Dark Mark™: WHY! YOU SAID YOU WERE GOING TO VOTE FOR ME!
Bazzman: Yes, but Mark, Ex Del won't celebrate by rounding up the local "herd", and havin' a tiresome all-nighter, and plus we don't need a cross-dressing notable, so you see, "Mark".. or should that be "Bubbly Babe"
Dark Mark™: :@:@:@:@
Tony: C'mon Bazz, everyone knows that Welsh jokes like that are prohibited. ..they should be far more severe.
Dark Mark™: *calls local farm*
*Then everybody notices Dark Mark™'s past posts turn grey and his catchy new tagline USER BANNED appears*
Mystique: Hey... how YOU doin'?
Boss_Pac_Man2: There we have it.. she's female she gets my vote!
Mystique:You didn't know I was female? ..but I thought you'd been watching Men + Motors after 12...
Bazzman: LOL! Myst, who you votin for?
Mystique: I havn't decided yet. www.monkeywinkels.tk <-- Free Porn!!
Oinks: wO excelnt!1 Me goin 2 luk!
Wooly (JAT): Hi everyone.. what are we voting for?
Bazzman: Who the hell are you?
Wooly: I am She.. WOOLY
Expletive Deleted: There's something SHEEPY about him.
Mojojojo: You're right, isn't Dark Mark welsh? It could be him..
WOOLY + SHEEP = WELSH.
Bazzman: No Mark can't spell Wooly.
Wooly: I think we should vote for Sheepy..
Mystique: How do you know who Sheepy is if you just arrived today?
Boss_Pac_Man2: Hmmm.. England rules!
Wooly: IT DOES NOT YOU WEE.. oh crap
Bazzman: Why are you trying to get us to vote for you Sheepy? You're already a notable!
Wooly: I'm not Sheepy, I'm WOOLY!!
Mendax Bartender: Ok.. so you're called Wooly, wool is from a sheep, add a 'Y' we have WOOLY and/or SHEEPY, and you also happen to be Scotish.
Bazzman: Coincidence?
Little Hobbo: Too coincidental if you ask me!
Wooly: But who did? Ok.. you got me..
Drunk Cow: So you are Sheepy?
Wooly: No.. I am.. er.. his half brother..Caigr Hunted
Afrojoe: Hoho.. good one Sheepy.
Wooly: I'm not Sheepy!!
Bazzman: Yeah and I'm Eddie Murphy
Oinks: www.monkeywinkels.tk... THTS NOT A FREE PORN SITE!
Tony: Hey Oinks..
Oinks: wot?
Tony: What is Anne Robinson's catchphrase?
Oinks: You are the weakest link...
Tony: GOODBYE
*Oinks gets a new tagline*
Bazzman: LOL! Nice one Tony.
Wooly: So will you vote for me instead of Sheepy then?
Mystique: Yeah sure.. Sheepy is a mong
Afrojoe: Aye he's a disgrace to Scotland
Expletive Deleted: Yes it's true he is a mong
Wooly: I AM NOT!!
Bazzman: AHA!!
Wooly: Oh...haggis!
Drunk Cow: Why are you trying to get us to vote for you..Again?
Wooly: *sigh* I thought if I became a notable with two people I'd become invincable on the forums.. more powerful than.. Tony..
Tony: Wooly.. What does the French word 'merde' translate into?
Wooly *gets out French dictionary* Merde means #!^*. Oh.. merde!
*Wooly joins the silver sidewalk people*
Tony: Ok people enough is enough! Vote properly or be destroyed.
*Things get back to normal and votes are made and after a long time its descision time*
*SR OFFICE*
Tony: Snuggly, have you counted up the votes?
Snuggly: Indeed I have, everyone on the forums voted for someone and the highest two where Mystique and RM18 with 398 votes each.
Tony: Hmm.. who shall we choose?
Snuggly: You're the boss
Tony: *thinks* Snuggly, Code Blue.
Snuggly: Are you sure?
Tony: Yes.. it's worth it.
*SR forums are full of chatter newbies getting picked on, people talkin about the votes anticipating who will win etc*
Mystique: Wonder if I'll be the first female notable?
Bazzman: You probably will :D
Morbo: I voted for you Bazzman!
Kyz22: Me too!
Bazzman: Lurrrrvvvly.
Mystique: Heh, looks like i've got competition!
*USER REMOVED begins to appear under certain users names, soon after the SR website become unaccessbale too all users*
*After about ten minutes everyone gradually gets back on the site where there is a post from Snuggly.. entitled SORRY!*
The post reads:
Dear SR Users..
Due to technical difficulties there will be no notable elected this town round as due to the site error all the votes were deleted and we have no way to retrieve them. We apologise for the inconvieniace.
*Mr Snuggly*
In Tony's office..
*knock knock*
Tony: Just a minute..
*movement is heard inside the room*
Tony: Enter..
Snuggly: It's been done sir.
Tony: Excellent.. you may leave now.
Snuggly: Thank you.
*door closes*
Tony: *whispers* You can come out now..
*From behind a curtain emurges Sheepy who throws a bag of cash on Tony's desk as he leaves*
*Tony smurks*
THE END
Hope you all enjoyed my 1st spoof as much as I enjoyed writing it! All material used is meant as a joke I apologise if anyone is offended by it.
Thanks again!
**Bazzman has spoke-ed**
Tony posts *Notable Election Time VOTE HERE!* to the delight of the forum users, and its not long before the newbies are spamming it up, with such lines as:
*I'm da bst newb i shud wel win it vte me*
USER BANNED
*If i win i wil hve al gad i wnt to hve i bter win or il sew u!*
USER BANNED
Eventually after Tony has banned half to SR users the election starts to get serious and people are actually voting for who they think should be "the chosen one"..
Mojojojo: Mystique (obviously) Stryke, RM18, old El Blokey and a few others have all been posting well lately. I have my eye on them... as do my hidden cameras! I mean, um... vote MoJo!!
Expletive Deleted: Mystique you mean Bazzman's true love? No way I'm votin for Tiltawhirl, cos he tells it like it is...most times
Cubist: I think RM18 has a great chance of winning if he wants it but I am not sure who everyone else likes. This is the first notable election I will be able to run in as well so I ain't going to waste my vote and am going to try and run myself no matter how insane it sounds :D
Expletive Deleted: Well, if you're not gonna waste your vote, then I suggest voting for someone who "ain't no dang hippy"
Cubist: :( I was only saying no need to be all antagonisitc about it.
Dark Mark™: Vote me because I'm a virgin and an Albino Welshman!!
Bazzman: Nope, I'm voting for Expletive Deleted
Dark Mark™: WHY! YOU SAID YOU WERE GOING TO VOTE FOR ME!
Bazzman: Yes, but Mark, Ex Del won't celebrate by rounding up the local "herd", and havin' a tiresome all-nighter, and plus we don't need a cross-dressing notable, so you see, "Mark".. or should that be "Bubbly Babe"
Dark Mark™: :@:@:@:@
Tony: C'mon Bazz, everyone knows that Welsh jokes like that are prohibited. ..they should be far more severe.
Dark Mark™: *calls local farm*
*Then everybody notices Dark Mark™'s past posts turn grey and his catchy new tagline USER BANNED appears*
Mystique: Hey... how YOU doin'?
Boss_Pac_Man2: There we have it.. she's female she gets my vote!
Mystique:You didn't know I was female? ..but I thought you'd been watching Men + Motors after 12...
Bazzman: LOL! Myst, who you votin for?
Mystique: I havn't decided yet. www.monkeywinkels.tk <-- Free Porn!!
Oinks: wO excelnt!1 Me goin 2 luk!
Wooly (JAT): Hi everyone.. what are we voting for?
Bazzman: Who the hell are you?
Wooly: I am She.. WOOLY
Expletive Deleted: There's something SHEEPY about him.
Mojojojo: You're right, isn't Dark Mark welsh? It could be him..
WOOLY + SHEEP = WELSH.
Bazzman: No Mark can't spell Wooly.
Wooly: I think we should vote for Sheepy..
Mystique: How do you know who Sheepy is if you just arrived today?
Boss_Pac_Man2: Hmmm.. England rules!
Wooly: IT DOES NOT YOU WEE.. oh crap
Bazzman: Why are you trying to get us to vote for you Sheepy? You're already a notable!
Wooly: I'm not Sheepy, I'm WOOLY!!
Mendax Bartender: Ok.. so you're called Wooly, wool is from a sheep, add a 'Y' we have WOOLY and/or SHEEPY, and you also happen to be Scotish.
Bazzman: Coincidence?
Little Hobbo: Too coincidental if you ask me!
Wooly: But who did? Ok.. you got me..
Drunk Cow: So you are Sheepy?
Wooly: No.. I am.. er.. his half brother..Caigr Hunted
Afrojoe: Hoho.. good one Sheepy.
Wooly: I'm not Sheepy!!
Bazzman: Yeah and I'm Eddie Murphy
Oinks: www.monkeywinkels.tk... THTS NOT A FREE PORN SITE!
Tony: Hey Oinks..
Oinks: wot?
Tony: What is Anne Robinson's catchphrase?
Oinks: You are the weakest link...
Tony: GOODBYE
*Oinks gets a new tagline*
Bazzman: LOL! Nice one Tony.
Wooly: So will you vote for me instead of Sheepy then?
Mystique: Yeah sure.. Sheepy is a mong
Afrojoe: Aye he's a disgrace to Scotland
Expletive Deleted: Yes it's true he is a mong
Wooly: I AM NOT!!
Bazzman: AHA!!
Wooly: Oh...haggis!
Drunk Cow: Why are you trying to get us to vote for you..Again?
Wooly: *sigh* I thought if I became a notable with two people I'd become invincable on the forums.. more powerful than.. Tony..
Tony: Wooly.. What does the French word 'merde' translate into?
Wooly *gets out French dictionary* Merde means #!^*. Oh.. merde!
*Wooly joins the silver sidewalk people*
Tony: Ok people enough is enough! Vote properly or be destroyed.
*Things get back to normal and votes are made and after a long time its descision time*
*SR OFFICE*
Tony: Snuggly, have you counted up the votes?
Snuggly: Indeed I have, everyone on the forums voted for someone and the highest two where Mystique and RM18 with 398 votes each.
Tony: Hmm.. who shall we choose?
Snuggly: You're the boss
Tony: *thinks* Snuggly, Code Blue.
Snuggly: Are you sure?
Tony: Yes.. it's worth it.
*SR forums are full of chatter newbies getting picked on, people talkin about the votes anticipating who will win etc*
Mystique: Wonder if I'll be the first female notable?
Bazzman: You probably will :D
Morbo: I voted for you Bazzman!
Kyz22: Me too!
Bazzman: Lurrrrvvvly.
Mystique: Heh, looks like i've got competition!
*USER REMOVED begins to appear under certain users names, soon after the SR website become unaccessbale too all users*
*After about ten minutes everyone gradually gets back on the site where there is a post from Snuggly.. entitled SORRY!*
The post reads:
Dear SR Users..
Due to technical difficulties there will be no notable elected this town round as due to the site error all the votes were deleted and we have no way to retrieve them. We apologise for the inconvieniace.
*Mr Snuggly*
In Tony's office..
*knock knock*
Tony: Just a minute..
*movement is heard inside the room*
Tony: Enter..
Snuggly: It's been done sir.
Tony: Excellent.. you may leave now.
Snuggly: Thank you.
*door closes*
Tony: *whispers* You can come out now..
*From behind a curtain emurges Sheepy who throws a bag of cash on Tony's desk as he leaves*
*Tony smurks*
THE END
Hope you all enjoyed my 1st spoof as much as I enjoyed writing it! All material used is meant as a joke I apologise if anyone is offended by it.
Thanks again!
**Bazzman has spoke-ed**
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