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A train hits a busload of Essex Schoolgirls and they all perish.
They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates past St.Peter.
St Peter asks the first girl (from Southend), "Charmaine, have you ever had any contact with a mans thing?" She giggles and shyly replies, "Well I once touched the head of one with the tip of my finger"
St. Peter says, "OK, dip the tip of your finger in The Holy Water and pass through the gate."
St. Peter asks the next girl (from Chelmsford) the same question, "Kelly have you ever had any contact with a mans thing ?" The girl is a little reluctant but replies "Well once I fondled and stroked one." St. Peter says "OK, dip your whole hand in The Holy Water and pass through the gate."
All of a sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls,and the girl from Basildon is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the front of the line St. Peter says "Tracy! What seems to be the
rush?"
The girl replies..
"If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy water...I want to do it before
Lorraine sticks her @r$e in it!!"
They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates past St.Peter.
St Peter asks the first girl (from Southend), "Charmaine, have you ever had any contact with a mans thing?" She giggles and shyly replies, "Well I once touched the head of one with the tip of my finger"
St. Peter says, "OK, dip the tip of your finger in The Holy Water and pass through the gate."
St. Peter asks the next girl (from Chelmsford) the same question, "Kelly have you ever had any contact with a mans thing ?" The girl is a little reluctant but replies "Well once I fondled and stroked one." St. Peter says "OK, dip your whole hand in The Holy Water and pass through the gate."
All of a sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls,and the girl from Basildon is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the front of the line St. Peter says "Tracy! What seems to be the
rush?"
The girl replies..
"If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy water...I want to do it before
Lorraine sticks her @r$e in it!!"
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teehee
Good joke. Made me laugh.
ROFLMFAO! Nice joke!
LMFAO! Nice.
LOL!!!! Funny stuff!
LOL!
A train hits a busload of Essex Schoolgirls and they all perish.
They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates past St.Peter.
St Peter asks the first girl (from Southend), "Charmaine, have you ever had any contact with a mans thing?" She giggles and shyly replies, "Well I once touched the head of one with the tip of my finger"
St. Peter says, "OK, dip the tip of your finger in The Holy Water and pass through the gate."
St. Peter asks the next girl (from Chelmsford) the same question, "Kelly have you ever had any contact with a mans thing ?" The girl is a little reluctant but replies "Well once I fondled and stroked one." St. Peter says "OK, dip your whole hand in The Holy Water and pass through the gate."
All of a sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls,and the girl from Basildon is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the front of the line St. Peter says "Tracy! What seems to be the
rush?"
The girl replies..
"If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy water...I want to do it before
Lorraine sticks her @r$e in it!!"
They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates past St.Peter.
St Peter asks the first girl (from Southend), "Charmaine, have you ever had any contact with a mans thing?" She giggles and shyly replies, "Well I once touched the head of one with the tip of my finger"
St. Peter says, "OK, dip the tip of your finger in The Holy Water and pass through the gate."
St. Peter asks the next girl (from Chelmsford) the same question, "Kelly have you ever had any contact with a mans thing ?" The girl is a little reluctant but replies "Well once I fondled and stroked one." St. Peter says "OK, dip your whole hand in The Holy Water and pass through the gate."
All of a sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls,and the girl from Basildon is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the front of the line St. Peter says "Tracy! What seems to be the
rush?"
The girl replies..
"If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy water...I want to do it before
Lorraine sticks her @r$e in it!!"
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