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Dont ask why I'm making this post. It's just out of curiosity, I was wondering how many people feel like I feel towards the $H!Tbox, aka the xbox.
> maddmun wrote:
> since you like my jokes SOOOO much, here's a few more
>
> What Do You Call A Man With A Dog On His Head - Doug
> What Do You Call A Man Without A Dog On His Head - Douglas
> What Do You Call A Deer With No Eyes - No Idea
> What Do You Call A Deer With No Eyes And No Legs - Still No Idea
> What Do You Call A Sheep With No Legs - A Cloud
> What Do You Call A Blind Dinosaur - A Doyouthinkhesaurus
> Two Elephants Fall Off Of A Cliff - Boom Boom
>
> Wow, those jokes were so good that the matches ought to go on strike
>
> Wow, Those were so good that I think you need to go out more! And stop
> trying to entertain yourself! LOL! I like the Blind Dinosaur one. Come
> up with some more funny jokes that will "crack us all up!"
Ha, that's an egg yolk (joke-yolk, get it?)
but my jokes are da bomb,
Blonde Jokes (Hope I don't offend anyone)
How do you make a blond laugh on Friday - tell her a joke on monday!
Two blonds walk into a building - I thought one of them might have seen it...
lots more, but I'm too lazy to write them out...
> since you like my jokes SOOOO much, here's a few more
>
> What Do You Call A Man With A Dog On His Head - Doug
> What Do You Call A Man Without A Dog On His Head - Douglas
> What Do You Call A Deer With No Eyes - No Idea
> What Do You Call A Deer With No Eyes And No Legs - Still No Idea
> What Do You Call A Sheep With No Legs - A Cloud
> What Do You Call A Blind Dinosaur - A Doyouthinkhesaurus
> Two Elephants Fall Off Of A Cliff - Boom Boom
>
> Wow, those jokes were so good that the matches ought to go on strike
Wow, Those were so good that I think you need to go out more! And stop trying to entertain yourself! LOL! I like the Blind Dinosaur one. Come up with some more funny jokes that will crack us all up!
What Do You Call A Man With A Dog On His Head - Doug
What Do You Call A Man Without A Dog On His Head - Douglas
What Do You Call A Deer With No Eyes - No Idea
What Do You Call A Deer With No Eyes And No Legs - Still No Idea
What Do You Call A Sheep With No Legs - A Cloud
What Do You Call A Blind Dinosaur - A Doyouthinkhesaurus
Two Elephants Fall Off Of A Cliff - Boom Boom
Wow, those jokes were so good that the matches ought to go on strike
But why do many people still diss the Xbox? Lets look at the possible reasons:
- Large Controller,
- Large console,
- Games too expensive,
- Some games are rubbish,
- Gampleay rubbish on certain games, but graphics are cool,
- Absolutely doing $hite in Japan,
- They seem desperate to sell,
- So many price cuts,
- Now giving away 2 free games (Hint of desperation),
- Some call it ugly,
- Er thats sort of about it!
Now Microsoft have really got a rubbish marketing plan, they make money from selling the software instead of the hardware. Now I don't think it was a good idea for them 2 be giving away 2 free games!
Ok, those who don't know, The Xbox outsold Gamecube in the Uk last month! That was cos they are giving 2 free games away, which appartently Sega did not like!
> Are you always this stupid, or are you making a special effort today?
If you're talking to me then "no and no".
I'm just the same as always, I'm smarter than the average human being (the average human being is a Slipnot fan).
> Nearly every house has a DVD player anyway. Probably most PC's do
> aswell...
I don't have either. (:)
> X Box's games are nothing to get excited about
Oh, I don't know. There are quite a few that I wouldn't mind owning.
> I'm happy owning my PS2 and GC they give me everything I could want from > gaming.
Mmmmm... gaming.
> Nearly every house has a DVD player anyway. Probably most PC's do
> aswell...
>
> X Box's games are nothing to get excited about, I'm happy owning my
> PS2 and GC they give me everything I could want from gaming.
>
> Don't do DVD's much anyway.
As much as DVD is a success, I wouldn't go as far to say that nearly every house had one. As for most PC's having a DVD drive, well at the moment that is true of new machines, but only a short time ago it was only being fitted to "delux" models as standard. And there must be many PC's still in use out there that pre-date DVD.
X Box's games are nothing to get excited about, I'm happy owning my PS2 and GC they give me everything I could want from gaming.
Don't do DVD's much anyway.
> Becuase hardly any of the games coming out appeal to me. Thats why.
> And I don't want a DVD player.
**A harsh silence** Well I can understand if the games don't really appeal to you but they are literally chucking in the DVD player for free! An X-box is the same or cheaper in price to a Gamecube. Anyway even if there aren't many games you like now just wait there will be because X-Box is going up and Nintendo is going down. In my oppinion it will be X-Box Vs Sony in the end ending with them both having equal dominance of the market so there will never be another console war! HUZZAH!