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"Why do channel 5 get all the best films?"

I'm just sitting here having my usual boring Sunday, skimming through the T.V. guide and i see that there is a film called 'Soccer dog' on channel 5.

Now this film strangely intrigues me as someone who likes the odd 'crap' film as much as watching classics.

Now i know I.T.V. has it's stinkers but it seems that I quite often gaze longingly at the 'channel 5' section of the guide (as someone who can't get the channel) and spot a film that i would be watching.

Also on 5 tonight, 'Tango and Cash'. That stinks as well. Therefore i'd be watching it.

I hated Armageddon when I first saw it, but after watching it loads (it was on Sky Premier like every night) I really got into it

Just enjoy it and don't think you're big by dissing a film and following the crowd


"Urm........


HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

*laughs at mojojojojojojojo*

Sorry, reserection is right, they suck! Classics? His a**e!

Classics?"

I never said they were, I said they could almost be, but they're lacking that little something

Anyway, different people have different tastes, don't think you're big by following the crowd and saying you hate a film just because everyone else does

monkey_man wrote:
> Rakuga wrote:
> Oh I thought you were talking about channel 5 pornos.
> >Nevermind.

No. They're love stories with a porn backdrop.
Yes... "Love stories".

Oh yeh, and Armageddon was really really dull.

Yeah I also think C4 is better for films. A better choice of well made movies. They show fewer commercial breaks inbetween the films and always show them uncut. So much better than the overly edited TV versions.

I prefer Channel 4's films, I can't get channel 5 anyhow :-D

I don't know, it's funny. Hollywood mainstream tripe rules bigtime.

Armageddon must rank as one of the worst films Ive ever seen!!

MoJoJoJo wrote:
> ~Resurection~ wrote:
sorry but these 2
> films are the cackest of cack. i
> so hope you were joking.

Independance Day,
>
> Armageddon

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Um, I'm one of the biggest film critics of all
> time, and one day I hope to be a director myself, and I am telling you
> Independance Day and Armageddon are superb films, almost bordering on classic
> status.

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Urm........


HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

*laughs at mojojojojojojojo*

Sorry, reserection is right, they suck! Classics? His bum

Classics?

There seems to be a lot of people on here who seem to know an awfal lot about the adult entertainment on Channel 5.

How old you? Surly the cheeesy erotica that is shown on Channel 5 would only appeal to young teenage virgins or dirty minded old men?

MoJoJoJo wrote:

"Um, I'm one of the biggest film critics of all time"

Don't worry, I expect a hell of a lot of people on here are overweight.

Like the love of a man for his secretary's breasts.

Or the love of a man for his girlfriends breasts.

Or the love of a woman for her girlfriends breasts. These usually make the best stories.

And then it tries to appeal to women by making the women "strong minded" by saying things like "I'm not wearing that" and "Nice try bucko".