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"What do i need to report a car stolen???"

I have a very cunning plan. I want to report one of my teachers car stolen, but i want to know what i need, details i mean, in order to do this. With any look, he will get stopped on the way home. Before you all judge me, this teacher is the love child of Sadam Hussein and Barbra Strisand, he is pure evil. David Willenbruch, my nemesis, this is one of the better plans i have to get one up on him. Can any one help me???

from some insurance company....

If the vehicle is stolen, inform the insurance company and police immediately, giving details of your policy number, engine number, chassis number and registration number of the vehicle.

touche

At least I can drive!

:cp

You can be the gimp-bus ticket collector...

Go ride the gimp bus

You can be the drive

;)

No, you're a gimp...

It's a personal joke

It's usually let's all ride the vanker bus

So there

Gimpoid

Let's all riiiiddeee the "stolen" gimp car

It's a gimp car...

He didn't say bus did he!

No, car!

God, I'm surrounded by gimps..

What you need to do is call 999 and tell them you're being attacked in your home.

When the police arrive, insist that the sounds being carried from the television are attacking your senses, and tell them you're from the planet Gzarrdkl. Then attack them with a limp plastic implement, and sweat it out in a loony bin.

Let's all riiiiddeee the "stolen" gimp bus