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Act-1
*At a mansion in Miami, Florida*
“Grandma Nickerbasket is making her many chiefs have a break for she could bake herself some gingerbread-cookies”
Grandma= First I need to find the flour then I get the eggs. This is easy.
“She picks up a tray and begins to put it in the oven”
Grandma= Now I just put this in …
“Grandma suddenly falls in the oven and the door closes behind her”
Grandma= Ahhhhhhh, someone help me!!! Well I’m dieing so let me write a note on this piece of paper that I just conveniently have in my pocket. Oh, I need a pen… CHARLES I NEED A PEN!!!
“The door of the oven opens and a butler stands with a pen in his hand”
Charles the Butler= You rang miss?
Grandma= Well yea. Now give me that pen for I could make this note because I am going to die here in this hot oven.
Charles the Butler= Miss the oven isn’t even on…..
Grandma= Well turn it on then. I’m trying to make my death dramatic like in the movies.
Charles the Butler= Should I also close the door miss?
Grandma= Yes, and make it snappy.
“The butler closes the door”
Grandma=…….Where was I again? Oh yea. (clears voice) Oh no, oh no, help me help me…
(Grandma writes her letter while she dies slowly)
Grandma= There I’m done……..when am I going to die all ready? Look I see shiny lights. Yay, I’m dead. I wonder if they have caviar in heav……..
Act-2
*Miami airport*
“ Sheepy walks into the lobby where he finds his cousin Mystique”
Sheepy= Oh, how you doing hott women? Your looking good girl.
Mystique= Sheepy, why are you flirting with me if I am your cousin?
“Sheepy gets next to Mystique’s ear and whispers to her”
Sheepy= If we do something I wont tell anyone.
Mystique= Sheepy!! Nothing will ever happen between us!!!
Sheepy= Your in denial sexy lady.
Mystique= Stop calling me that!!
(Bazzman and FLUDD walk into the airport lobby)
Sheepy= Shhh, someone is coming. We can’t let them know.
Mystique= There is nothing that we need to hide Sheepy!!!
Sheepy= So you don’t want to hide it anymore.
Bazzman= Hey guys.
Mystique= Who are you two?
FLUDD= We are your niece and nephew, Mystique.
Mystique= Oh hey guys how is your cat muffin?
Sheepy= Hey, who is this muffin? Are you cheating on me.
Mystique= Shut it dude!!!
“Mojojojo and his dog Buttons walk forth to the group of relatives”
Mojojojo= Hello my name is Mojojojo. Mojojojo is my name.
Buttons= Bark bark. Dow wow. Woof. ((Translation))- Greetings to all.
.Mystique= Hey sir.
Sheepy= Don’t even think of doing anything to my lady here Mojo man.
“A man in a tux comes up to the little get together”
Charles the Butler= Hello all I’m Charles, the butler of Grandma Nickerbasket. You all have been gathered here to inherit her huge fortune that she left behind when she passed away. I know you all must of loved her but don’t be to sad…
Bazzman= Nickerbasket?!?!?!! (snickers)
Charles the Butler= That’s no way of respecting a lost loved one.
FLUDD= That is so funny. Nickerbasket….(laughs out loud)
Bazzman= FLUDD you always have to copy everything I do!! Have your own person for once.
FLUDD= Well you’re a poop head.
Bazzman= You’re a poop head times 2.
FLUDD= You’re a poop head times infinity!
Bazzman= I’m telling mom.
FLUDD= I’ll tell her firsterest.
Charles the Butler= Hush children we must all be going to the mansion right now.
“Charles the Butler takes the group to the mansion”
Act-3
*Next to the door of Granny Nickerbaskets mansion*
“Charles opens the door and the relatives walk through. Before they walk another step Charles turns around and puts his hand in his pocket”
Bazzman= Ahhhhhhhh, he has a gun!!! He is going to kill us all!!!
“Charles takes out a piece of paper”
FLUDD= You got scared for nothing you mommy’s boy.
Bazzman= I’m telling!
Charles the Butler= This is the letter that Grandma left before she died in a terrible oven accident. It goes like this “ Uh Ah only at Mattress Giants…..Uh Ah”………….
Everyone=…
Charles the Butler= Sorry that was a catalog I found in her room, this is the real letter “ I am currently frying so I figure that I will die soon. I leave my fortune to either Mystique my granddaughter, Bazzman and FLUDD the cute siblings, Sheepy my son’s son, Mojojojo my stepson, Buttons the cute dog, Charles my butler, Asher D my chief, or Hercules my pimp. So I think I’ll give it to…….. Oh, too bad I died all ready and left the note unfinished just to baffle you all. Very drama………” She didn’t get to finish as you can see.
Mojojojo= I think you should give me the money. The money should go to me. I am Mojojojo and I think she had the intention of choosing me because it is me she would pick. Picking me, Mojojojo, is what she wanted.
Bazzman= No she choose me because I’m pretty and I scored an A in school today and I got a star sticker so blah to you.
“A scream echoes throughout the mansion”
Act-4
Mystique= What was that?
Charles the Butler= Lets go see.
“The group of inheritors scamper across to the kitchen where the scream came from. As soon as they get there they see Hercules, that was wearing short go-go pants with a torn tank top, screaming like a woman while Asher D has a knife pointing toward him”
Charles the Butler= Good lord, put that down!
“Asher D puts down the knife and starts to speak. His voice is low and sweet”
Asher D= Oh hi all. May I assist you with some DEATH, SOME BLOODY SICK DEATH, I mean some dinner.
Mystique= Umm, that’s fine.
Sheepy= Oh make that voice with your mouth again baby. Go ummmmmmm ummmm yessss yesss…
Mystique=Hush pervert!!!
Asher D= Me and Hercules here were just RIPPING OUT EACH OTHERS SPINES TO USE THEM AS FLOSS, I mean having a little chit chat.
Hercules= He tried to kill me and my good looking body.
“Another scream rushes through the mansion this time coming from the guest room”
Charles the Butler= More screams oh no. But who can be screaming everyone is…
“Charles realizes FLUDD, Bazzman, Mojojojo and Buttons aren’t there with them. They all run to the guest room and see FLUDD and Bazzman on the floor dead with only Buttons in the room with them”
Mystique= Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
Sheepy= Oh your hott when you scream like that.
Hercules= That dog must have seen which of the sexy people in this house did this.
Asher D= Our only choice to do here is to KILL!!! KILL THE BLOODY DOG AND LEAVE HIS BODY TO ROT, Um I mean ask him who did it.
Buttons= Woof woff, wow bow wow, woof. ((Translation))-I don’t know who did this.
Charles the Butler= I learned a little bit of dog language in my army days. Just see this…..wuf dow bark bark, bow wow. ((Translation))- The butter on my toes allows me to dance.
Buttons=…
Charles the Butler= I think I did it.
Hercules= I think that good looking plan didn’t work. Wow what are those good looking things…
“Hercules points at a sword, a lasso, a lead pipe, a gun, a knife, and a jar of jam that lay on the table”
Hercules= I bet who ever did this used the jam to kill them….
Charles the Butler=…..
“A knock on the the startles everyone”
Act-5
“Charles the Butler, Asher D, Buttons. Sheepy, and Mystique go open the door. They see a police officer”
Charles the Butler= Um, hi officer what brings you here?
Drunken Officer= I was just arresting a man for wearing a wig, dancing, and claming he was Britney Spears down in the corner (hick-up) when I heard a scream come from this house. I ran over as fast as I can and almost got ran over by a parked car! (hick-up) Tell me what is going on here!
Asher D= We were just EATING EACH OTHERS GUTS UNTIL WE DIE, I mean having some drinks.
Drunken Officer= Are you guys all (hick-up) over 18? How about you little man..
“The officer looks at Charles”
Charles the Butler= Sir, I’m 54 years of age!!!
Drunken Officer= I didn’t ask you your shoe size (hick-up).
Charles the Butler= O…k.
Drunken Officer= Well let me in I want some drinks.
“The officer stumbles in and starts toward the guest room. Mystique jumps on front of the door”
Drunken Officer= Hey (hick-up) Let me in!
Mystique= You can’t go in there sir we were…….um……um…..making love in there!
Drunken Officer= Was I there?
Mystique=………um….yea sure……….
Drunken Officer= Do you talk to your mother with that mouth mr.
Mystique=…
Drunken Officer= Well, I don’t want to ruin you guys baby shower so I be going now.
“The Officer walks two steps then has a heart attack”
Officer= The pain!!!!
“The officer dies”
Sheepy= Say hi to Grandma.
Charles the Butler= Great, another dead body that’s all we need.
Hercules= Hey where’s the sexy man named Mojojojo.
Asher D= LETS KILL HIM THEN EAT HIS FINGERS, I mean lets go find him.
“They all run around the mansion until they reach the library and Mojojojo”
Mojojojo= I’m all alone. Alone is what I am because no one is with me therefore I am alone.
Hercules= This sexy man probably killed the kids for a better chance at the inheritance. And look at that at that on his good looking pants…
“Hercules points at the lead pipe on Mojojojo’s pants”
Mojojojo= Well look at the butler’s shirt. Looking at the butler’s shirt is what you should do.
“Mojojojo points at a blood stain on Charles’s shirt”
Charles the Butler= Well…..look at Hercules!!!
“Charles points at Hercules and the knife that is tucked in his back pocket”
Hercules= Um um, well look at Sheepy.
‘Hercules points at Sheepy and a giant sign that he has on his shirt stating I AM THE KILLER”
Charles the Butler= What do you mean he has nothing on him suspicious.
Hercules= I guess you are right good looking man…
Sheepy= Yea I’m not the killer…
“The lasso slips out of Sheepy’s shirt pocket”
Sheepy= Um, that’s not mine……
Mystique= This is getting us nowhere!!! Lets just put all the weapons in this room where they are easily obtainable for the killer in every way and then split up in a stupid fashion like all the other confused un-killers would do.
Charles the Butler= That’s crazy………..but lets try it out.
Act-6
“Sheepy, Mystique, Mojojojo, Asher D, Hercules, Charles, and Buttons leave all the weapons in the library”
Sheepy= Ok this is how we split up. Asher D goes with Hercules, and Buttons, me and my sexy lady will go together, and Mojojojo goes alone because I don’t like him.
Charles the Butler= Great plan.
“They split up”
*Asher D, Hercules, Buttons*
“They all go to the attic”
Asher D= I’m GOING TO DESTROY YOU ALL, I mean I’m scared.
Buttons= Woof woof bow wow bow bow bow. ((Translation))- All this pointless running around has fatigued me and I need food.
“The lights go out suddenly”
Hercules= Ahhhhhhhhhh wow I’m good looking when I scream….Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!
Buttons= Woooooooooooooooof ((Translation))- Woooooooooooooooooof
“The lights flicker back on and Asher D is dead on the floor with a sword sticking out of his chest”
Hercules= Well, that is a good looking thing to do. Buttons, lets go to the living room for we won’t be the next good looking people erased from earth.
“While they go through trouble”
*Sheepy and Mystique*
Sheepy= We are alone again Mystique..
Mystique= Yea so…
“Sheepy jumps on the dinning room table and starts to strip”
Mystique= Ewww stop it!!!
“The lights suddenly go out”
Mystique= That better not be you wrapping your arms around me Sheepy!!!! Oh, what a relief it’s just a lass- oh…..
Sheepy= My nakedness is showing Mystique….. Mystique?? Mystique???
“Sheepy puts his cloths on again and the lights go on”
Sheepy= Wowers.,,,
“While he has trouble”
*Mojojojo*
Mojojojo= This hall sure is creepy. Creepy is what this hall is.
“Mojojojo runs across a huge lever”
Mojojojo= Look a lever. Should I pull this lever? I think I should pull this lever. Mojojojo is going to pull the lever. Levering pulling is what I’m doing right now.
“He pulls the lever and the lights go out”
Mojojojo= Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, someone just stabbed me in the back with a knife. I’m dieing now. Dieing is what I will be doing for now. Dieing is the action that Mojojojo is doing at the moment. I hope Mojojojo isn’t going to stain his shirt. Staining Mojojojo’s shirt would be not good. Not good is what that would be.Yes.
“Mojo dies FINALLY. The lever then gets pulled up and the lights ruturn”
Act-7
“In the living room”
Sheepy= Mystique got killed in the dinning room with the lasso!!!
Hercules= Asher D got killed in the attic by the sword!!!
Charles the Butler= Awww, you didn’t leave anyone for me to say except that loser Mojo, which I didn’t kill or do I know that he is dead or not….
Sheepy= Hey butler guy where have you been this whole time!!!
Charles the Butler=….
Hercules= Ha, you are the killer then.
Charles the Butler= No it’s not that…. I was just in the mansion’s secret base.
Sheepy and Hercules= Secret Base?????
Charles the Butler= I didn’t tell you? When Grandma Nickerbasket was living she use to fight crime as a masked superhero named Batman.
Sheepy= She’s Batman!!! I always knew that costume looked kind of gay.
Hercules= Why do all good looking people who own mansions have a secret identity??
Charles the Butler= You wouldn’t guess what I found down there. Lets go…
“Charles leads Buttons, Sheepy, and Hercules through a door disguised as a clock and they were then in the Bat-Cave”
Sheepy= Wow this place is….wow…
“Charles the Butler pulls out the bottle of jam and points it at the three survivors”
Charles the Butler= Time to die!
Buttons= Bark. ((Translation))- Charles the butler have been the killer all along. How could we have fallen into such a trap to get the inheritance. Charles brought us all here to kill us one by one for he would get it. He must have had another person helping him kill the others for he could split the money. Or could I be wrong…. Oh the horror, the horror.
Charles the Butler= Since you are all going to die anyway let me reveal my plans to you because I am one of the stupidest people in the world for taking my time….
Sheepy= Very true.
Charles the Butler= I wasn’t the one who killed the others I was with you the whole time. But since you are the only ones left one of you must be the killer. I just have to kill you all to save myself.
“Charles the butler splashes some jam on Hercules”
Hercules= Ahhhhhhhhhhh, the sweet goodness is getting to me. What a waste of a good looking…
“Charles the butler aims the jam toward Sheepy but it gets knocked out of his hand by a Bat-arang”
Charles the butler= Ahhhhhh, where did that come from!!!
“A small two inched man poops out of nowhere and begins to speak”
Gingerbread-Man= You humans will all pay for eating us.
Sheepy= Um……yea
Gingerbread-Man= Our race have been around for years and eating us will be like eating culture. When we saw Granny making a batch of us we thought of a plan. If we were to get all her money we will invest it and get more money, then more, then more, until we own the world!!!!
Sheepy= Um…..your made of dough.
Gingerbread-Man= Yes and we will defeat all….
Sheepy= Shut it bread man.
“Sheepy steps on the gingerbread-man then Buttons runs over and eats it”
Charles the Butler= We survive!!!
Buttons= Bow wow wow woof bow wow bark bark woof bark bark woof bow bow bow bow bark wow wow, bark bark wow bark woof woof bark wow bow bark woof bark woof bark bark wow bow bow woof wow bow bow bow bow woof wow wow woof wow woof wow bark bark woof bow bow bow bow bow woof woof wow bark bark woof bark bow wow bark wow bark wow bark woof woof bark wow bow bark bow bow bow bark bark bark bark wow bow wow bark bark bark woof woof bark wow bow wow bow wow bow wow woof bow wow bark wow woof. ((Translation))- Yay!
Sheepy= Hey lets all have a party and have fun as if nothing ever happened like in the movies.
Charles the Butler= Lets go!!!
Act-8
*Drunk Cow’s house*
Sheepy= Woooo, party!!!! Wooooooo!!!
Buttons=…
Charles the Butler= What are you talking about Sheepy, we aren’t here parting, we are here because Drunk Cow captured us in a cellar to make us dance and make finger paints with him when he’s lonely.
Sheepy=………..Well it would be a party if we had some dip…….
Charles the Butler=……………so true sheep, so true.
Drunk Cow= That better be mixing of paint I hear in there!!!
THE END
(Hope you liked it)
Drunk
*At a mansion in Miami, Florida*
“Grandma Nickerbasket is making her many chiefs have a break for she could bake herself some gingerbread-cookies”
Grandma= First I need to find the flour then I get the eggs. This is easy.
“She picks up a tray and begins to put it in the oven”
Grandma= Now I just put this in …
“Grandma suddenly falls in the oven and the door closes behind her”
Grandma= Ahhhhhhh, someone help me!!! Well I’m dieing so let me write a note on this piece of paper that I just conveniently have in my pocket. Oh, I need a pen… CHARLES I NEED A PEN!!!
“The door of the oven opens and a butler stands with a pen in his hand”
Charles the Butler= You rang miss?
Grandma= Well yea. Now give me that pen for I could make this note because I am going to die here in this hot oven.
Charles the Butler= Miss the oven isn’t even on…..
Grandma= Well turn it on then. I’m trying to make my death dramatic like in the movies.
Charles the Butler= Should I also close the door miss?
Grandma= Yes, and make it snappy.
“The butler closes the door”
Grandma=…….Where was I again? Oh yea. (clears voice) Oh no, oh no, help me help me…
(Grandma writes her letter while she dies slowly)
Grandma= There I’m done……..when am I going to die all ready? Look I see shiny lights. Yay, I’m dead. I wonder if they have caviar in heav……..
Act-2
*Miami airport*
“ Sheepy walks into the lobby where he finds his cousin Mystique”
Sheepy= Oh, how you doing hott women? Your looking good girl.
Mystique= Sheepy, why are you flirting with me if I am your cousin?
“Sheepy gets next to Mystique’s ear and whispers to her”
Sheepy= If we do something I wont tell anyone.
Mystique= Sheepy!! Nothing will ever happen between us!!!
Sheepy= Your in denial sexy lady.
Mystique= Stop calling me that!!
(Bazzman and FLUDD walk into the airport lobby)
Sheepy= Shhh, someone is coming. We can’t let them know.
Mystique= There is nothing that we need to hide Sheepy!!!
Sheepy= So you don’t want to hide it anymore.
Bazzman= Hey guys.
Mystique= Who are you two?
FLUDD= We are your niece and nephew, Mystique.
Mystique= Oh hey guys how is your cat muffin?
Sheepy= Hey, who is this muffin? Are you cheating on me.
Mystique= Shut it dude!!!
“Mojojojo and his dog Buttons walk forth to the group of relatives”
Mojojojo= Hello my name is Mojojojo. Mojojojo is my name.
Buttons= Bark bark. Dow wow. Woof. ((Translation))- Greetings to all.
.Mystique= Hey sir.
Sheepy= Don’t even think of doing anything to my lady here Mojo man.
“A man in a tux comes up to the little get together”
Charles the Butler= Hello all I’m Charles, the butler of Grandma Nickerbasket. You all have been gathered here to inherit her huge fortune that she left behind when she passed away. I know you all must of loved her but don’t be to sad…
Bazzman= Nickerbasket?!?!?!! (snickers)
Charles the Butler= That’s no way of respecting a lost loved one.
FLUDD= That is so funny. Nickerbasket….(laughs out loud)
Bazzman= FLUDD you always have to copy everything I do!! Have your own person for once.
FLUDD= Well you’re a poop head.
Bazzman= You’re a poop head times 2.
FLUDD= You’re a poop head times infinity!
Bazzman= I’m telling mom.
FLUDD= I’ll tell her firsterest.
Charles the Butler= Hush children we must all be going to the mansion right now.
“Charles the Butler takes the group to the mansion”
Act-3
*Next to the door of Granny Nickerbaskets mansion*
“Charles opens the door and the relatives walk through. Before they walk another step Charles turns around and puts his hand in his pocket”
Bazzman= Ahhhhhhhh, he has a gun!!! He is going to kill us all!!!
“Charles takes out a piece of paper”
FLUDD= You got scared for nothing you mommy’s boy.
Bazzman= I’m telling!
Charles the Butler= This is the letter that Grandma left before she died in a terrible oven accident. It goes like this “ Uh Ah only at Mattress Giants…..Uh Ah”………….
Everyone=…
Charles the Butler= Sorry that was a catalog I found in her room, this is the real letter “ I am currently frying so I figure that I will die soon. I leave my fortune to either Mystique my granddaughter, Bazzman and FLUDD the cute siblings, Sheepy my son’s son, Mojojojo my stepson, Buttons the cute dog, Charles my butler, Asher D my chief, or Hercules my pimp. So I think I’ll give it to…….. Oh, too bad I died all ready and left the note unfinished just to baffle you all. Very drama………” She didn’t get to finish as you can see.
Mojojojo= I think you should give me the money. The money should go to me. I am Mojojojo and I think she had the intention of choosing me because it is me she would pick. Picking me, Mojojojo, is what she wanted.
Bazzman= No she choose me because I’m pretty and I scored an A in school today and I got a star sticker so blah to you.
“A scream echoes throughout the mansion”
Act-4
Mystique= What was that?
Charles the Butler= Lets go see.
“The group of inheritors scamper across to the kitchen where the scream came from. As soon as they get there they see Hercules, that was wearing short go-go pants with a torn tank top, screaming like a woman while Asher D has a knife pointing toward him”
Charles the Butler= Good lord, put that down!
“Asher D puts down the knife and starts to speak. His voice is low and sweet”
Asher D= Oh hi all. May I assist you with some DEATH, SOME BLOODY SICK DEATH, I mean some dinner.
Mystique= Umm, that’s fine.
Sheepy= Oh make that voice with your mouth again baby. Go ummmmmmm ummmm yessss yesss…
Mystique=Hush pervert!!!
Asher D= Me and Hercules here were just RIPPING OUT EACH OTHERS SPINES TO USE THEM AS FLOSS, I mean having a little chit chat.
Hercules= He tried to kill me and my good looking body.
“Another scream rushes through the mansion this time coming from the guest room”
Charles the Butler= More screams oh no. But who can be screaming everyone is…
“Charles realizes FLUDD, Bazzman, Mojojojo and Buttons aren’t there with them. They all run to the guest room and see FLUDD and Bazzman on the floor dead with only Buttons in the room with them”
Mystique= Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
Sheepy= Oh your hott when you scream like that.
Hercules= That dog must have seen which of the sexy people in this house did this.
Asher D= Our only choice to do here is to KILL!!! KILL THE BLOODY DOG AND LEAVE HIS BODY TO ROT, Um I mean ask him who did it.
Buttons= Woof woff, wow bow wow, woof. ((Translation))-I don’t know who did this.
Charles the Butler= I learned a little bit of dog language in my army days. Just see this…..wuf dow bark bark, bow wow. ((Translation))- The butter on my toes allows me to dance.
Buttons=…
Charles the Butler= I think I did it.
Hercules= I think that good looking plan didn’t work. Wow what are those good looking things…
“Hercules points at a sword, a lasso, a lead pipe, a gun, a knife, and a jar of jam that lay on the table”
Hercules= I bet who ever did this used the jam to kill them….
Charles the Butler=…..
“A knock on the the startles everyone”
Act-5
“Charles the Butler, Asher D, Buttons. Sheepy, and Mystique go open the door. They see a police officer”
Charles the Butler= Um, hi officer what brings you here?
Drunken Officer= I was just arresting a man for wearing a wig, dancing, and claming he was Britney Spears down in the corner (hick-up) when I heard a scream come from this house. I ran over as fast as I can and almost got ran over by a parked car! (hick-up) Tell me what is going on here!
Asher D= We were just EATING EACH OTHERS GUTS UNTIL WE DIE, I mean having some drinks.
Drunken Officer= Are you guys all (hick-up) over 18? How about you little man..
“The officer looks at Charles”
Charles the Butler= Sir, I’m 54 years of age!!!
Drunken Officer= I didn’t ask you your shoe size (hick-up).
Charles the Butler= O…k.
Drunken Officer= Well let me in I want some drinks.
“The officer stumbles in and starts toward the guest room. Mystique jumps on front of the door”
Drunken Officer= Hey (hick-up) Let me in!
Mystique= You can’t go in there sir we were…….um……um…..making love in there!
Drunken Officer= Was I there?
Mystique=………um….yea sure……….
Drunken Officer= Do you talk to your mother with that mouth mr.
Mystique=…
Drunken Officer= Well, I don’t want to ruin you guys baby shower so I be going now.
“The Officer walks two steps then has a heart attack”
Officer= The pain!!!!
“The officer dies”
Sheepy= Say hi to Grandma.
Charles the Butler= Great, another dead body that’s all we need.
Hercules= Hey where’s the sexy man named Mojojojo.
Asher D= LETS KILL HIM THEN EAT HIS FINGERS, I mean lets go find him.
“They all run around the mansion until they reach the library and Mojojojo”
Mojojojo= I’m all alone. Alone is what I am because no one is with me therefore I am alone.
Hercules= This sexy man probably killed the kids for a better chance at the inheritance. And look at that at that on his good looking pants…
“Hercules points at the lead pipe on Mojojojo’s pants”
Mojojojo= Well look at the butler’s shirt. Looking at the butler’s shirt is what you should do.
“Mojojojo points at a blood stain on Charles’s shirt”
Charles the Butler= Well…..look at Hercules!!!
“Charles points at Hercules and the knife that is tucked in his back pocket”
Hercules= Um um, well look at Sheepy.
‘Hercules points at Sheepy and a giant sign that he has on his shirt stating I AM THE KILLER”
Charles the Butler= What do you mean he has nothing on him suspicious.
Hercules= I guess you are right good looking man…
Sheepy= Yea I’m not the killer…
“The lasso slips out of Sheepy’s shirt pocket”
Sheepy= Um, that’s not mine……
Mystique= This is getting us nowhere!!! Lets just put all the weapons in this room where they are easily obtainable for the killer in every way and then split up in a stupid fashion like all the other confused un-killers would do.
Charles the Butler= That’s crazy………..but lets try it out.
Act-6
“Sheepy, Mystique, Mojojojo, Asher D, Hercules, Charles, and Buttons leave all the weapons in the library”
Sheepy= Ok this is how we split up. Asher D goes with Hercules, and Buttons, me and my sexy lady will go together, and Mojojojo goes alone because I don’t like him.
Charles the Butler= Great plan.
“They split up”
*Asher D, Hercules, Buttons*
“They all go to the attic”
Asher D= I’m GOING TO DESTROY YOU ALL, I mean I’m scared.
Buttons= Woof woof bow wow bow bow bow. ((Translation))- All this pointless running around has fatigued me and I need food.
“The lights go out suddenly”
Hercules= Ahhhhhhhhhh wow I’m good looking when I scream….Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!
Buttons= Woooooooooooooooof ((Translation))- Woooooooooooooooooof
“The lights flicker back on and Asher D is dead on the floor with a sword sticking out of his chest”
Hercules= Well, that is a good looking thing to do. Buttons, lets go to the living room for we won’t be the next good looking people erased from earth.
“While they go through trouble”
*Sheepy and Mystique*
Sheepy= We are alone again Mystique..
Mystique= Yea so…
“Sheepy jumps on the dinning room table and starts to strip”
Mystique= Ewww stop it!!!
“The lights suddenly go out”
Mystique= That better not be you wrapping your arms around me Sheepy!!!! Oh, what a relief it’s just a lass- oh…..
Sheepy= My nakedness is showing Mystique….. Mystique?? Mystique???
“Sheepy puts his cloths on again and the lights go on”
Sheepy= Wowers.,,,
“While he has trouble”
*Mojojojo*
Mojojojo= This hall sure is creepy. Creepy is what this hall is.
“Mojojojo runs across a huge lever”
Mojojojo= Look a lever. Should I pull this lever? I think I should pull this lever. Mojojojo is going to pull the lever. Levering pulling is what I’m doing right now.
“He pulls the lever and the lights go out”
Mojojojo= Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, someone just stabbed me in the back with a knife. I’m dieing now. Dieing is what I will be doing for now. Dieing is the action that Mojojojo is doing at the moment. I hope Mojojojo isn’t going to stain his shirt. Staining Mojojojo’s shirt would be not good. Not good is what that would be.Yes.
“Mojo dies FINALLY. The lever then gets pulled up and the lights ruturn”
Act-7
“In the living room”
Sheepy= Mystique got killed in the dinning room with the lasso!!!
Hercules= Asher D got killed in the attic by the sword!!!
Charles the Butler= Awww, you didn’t leave anyone for me to say except that loser Mojo, which I didn’t kill or do I know that he is dead or not….
Sheepy= Hey butler guy where have you been this whole time!!!
Charles the Butler=….
Hercules= Ha, you are the killer then.
Charles the Butler= No it’s not that…. I was just in the mansion’s secret base.
Sheepy and Hercules= Secret Base?????
Charles the Butler= I didn’t tell you? When Grandma Nickerbasket was living she use to fight crime as a masked superhero named Batman.
Sheepy= She’s Batman!!! I always knew that costume looked kind of gay.
Hercules= Why do all good looking people who own mansions have a secret identity??
Charles the Butler= You wouldn’t guess what I found down there. Lets go…
“Charles leads Buttons, Sheepy, and Hercules through a door disguised as a clock and they were then in the Bat-Cave”
Sheepy= Wow this place is….wow…
“Charles the Butler pulls out the bottle of jam and points it at the three survivors”
Charles the Butler= Time to die!
Buttons= Bark. ((Translation))- Charles the butler have been the killer all along. How could we have fallen into such a trap to get the inheritance. Charles brought us all here to kill us one by one for he would get it. He must have had another person helping him kill the others for he could split the money. Or could I be wrong…. Oh the horror, the horror.
Charles the Butler= Since you are all going to die anyway let me reveal my plans to you because I am one of the stupidest people in the world for taking my time….
Sheepy= Very true.
Charles the Butler= I wasn’t the one who killed the others I was with you the whole time. But since you are the only ones left one of you must be the killer. I just have to kill you all to save myself.
“Charles the butler splashes some jam on Hercules”
Hercules= Ahhhhhhhhhhh, the sweet goodness is getting to me. What a waste of a good looking…
“Charles the butler aims the jam toward Sheepy but it gets knocked out of his hand by a Bat-arang”
Charles the butler= Ahhhhhh, where did that come from!!!
“A small two inched man poops out of nowhere and begins to speak”
Gingerbread-Man= You humans will all pay for eating us.
Sheepy= Um……yea
Gingerbread-Man= Our race have been around for years and eating us will be like eating culture. When we saw Granny making a batch of us we thought of a plan. If we were to get all her money we will invest it and get more money, then more, then more, until we own the world!!!!
Sheepy= Um…..your made of dough.
Gingerbread-Man= Yes and we will defeat all….
Sheepy= Shut it bread man.
“Sheepy steps on the gingerbread-man then Buttons runs over and eats it”
Charles the Butler= We survive!!!
Buttons= Bow wow wow woof bow wow bark bark woof bark bark woof bow bow bow bow bark wow wow, bark bark wow bark woof woof bark wow bow bark woof bark woof bark bark wow bow bow woof wow bow bow bow bow woof wow wow woof wow woof wow bark bark woof bow bow bow bow bow woof woof wow bark bark woof bark bow wow bark wow bark wow bark woof woof bark wow bow bark bow bow bow bark bark bark bark wow bow wow bark bark bark woof woof bark wow bow wow bow wow bow wow woof bow wow bark wow woof. ((Translation))- Yay!
Sheepy= Hey lets all have a party and have fun as if nothing ever happened like in the movies.
Charles the Butler= Lets go!!!
Act-8
*Drunk Cow’s house*
Sheepy= Woooo, party!!!! Wooooooo!!!
Buttons=…
Charles the Butler= What are you talking about Sheepy, we aren’t here parting, we are here because Drunk Cow captured us in a cellar to make us dance and make finger paints with him when he’s lonely.
Sheepy=………..Well it would be a party if we had some dip…….
Charles the Butler=……………so true sheep, so true.
Drunk Cow= That better be mixing of paint I hear in there!!!
THE END
(Hope you liked it)
Drunk
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Dooked de duffington! wrote:
> I take it you ran a spell check on this one?
You have found a genius. What did you think of it?
> I take it you ran a spell check on this one?
You have found a genius. What did you think of it?
I take it you ran a spell check on this one?
POP......corn anyone?
> Heh, if anyone does a spoof on that, it'd be disturbing to say the
> least.
>
> :D
That's really saying the least all right...:\ Scary...
> least.
>
> :D
That's really saying the least all right...:\ Scary...
it. It was just confusing
>
> Heed my words, for I am the spoof master!
Yes, and I am your trusty spoof sidekick! *cough*
> *pants fall down*
Heh, if anyone does a spoof on that, it'd be disturbing to say the least.
:D
>
> Heed my words, for I am the spoof master!
Yes, and I am your trusty spoof sidekick! *cough*
> *pants fall down*
Heh, if anyone does a spoof on that, it'd be disturbing to say the least.
:D
SHEEPY wrote:
> Muh?
Is that a good Muh or a bad Muh?
> Muh?
Is that a good Muh or a bad Muh?
I am well aware of where my name comes from, I stole it the first time I saw Powerpuff Girls, but NOBODY makes that reference/connection, even I barely mention it. It was just confusing
Heed my words, for I am the spoof master!
*everybody points and laughs*
Oi! I mean it!
*pants fall down*
Curses!
Heed my words, for I am the spoof master!
*everybody points and laughs*
Oi! I mean it!
*pants fall down*
Curses!
gerrid wrote:
> You did say 'gosh'.
> And call it 'Clue'.
> But it can be forgiven.
You are balming me for saying the American name.:\
> You did say 'gosh'.
> And call it 'Clue'.
> But it can be forgiven.
You are balming me for saying the American name.:\
You did say 'gosh'.
And call it 'Clue'.
But it can be forgiven.
And call it 'Clue'.
But it can be forgiven.
If you don't know the origin of your name Mojo it's the name of a monkey that tries to rule the world and repeats things over and over again. Gosh dude you didn't have to make fun of me...
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