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"send me your jokes"

first of all heres mine....... post 20 replys and i'll tell it to you it involves WILL from pop idol and a wrestler

What's the difference between West Ham football club and a tea bag.

a tea bag stays in the cup longer.lol.

A man comes home from work early one night, when he got in he heard strange noises from the bedroom like two people were having sex. So he went in the room and saw his wife on the bed naked he asked her what was wrong, she repiled "I'm having heart attack!" the man ran to the phone and dialed 999. Then his daughter come up to him and said "Dad uncle John is in the cupboard NAKED!" so the man went to the cupboard and there was uncle John naked the way he was born. The man then said to uncle John "Jesus John didn't you realise my wife was having a heart attack!

Kram wrote:
> 2 blondes go 4 a walk in the woods.. nd they cum across sum tracks. 1 says to
> the other there dear tracks, the other says nah, they're bear tracks, nd they
> stand there arguing untill the train hits them.

Are you Hubert Selby?

fizziwizzi wrote:
> I know u want to here it so here it is
will asked stone cold for a fight he
> got battered round the ring

i don't get it. Explain before you get banned.

A man walks into a bar.

Ouch.

i stand corrected

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side

Legendary Link wrote:
> How do u get a pikachu on a bus?

U poke-im-on.

now thats pathetic

How do u get a pikachu on a bus?

U poke-im-on.

fizziwizzi wrote:
> HálloHowArtThou wrote:
> fizziwizzi wrote:
> I know u want to
> here it so here it is
will asked
> stone cold for a fight he
> got
> battered round the ring

wots so funny?
dont u get it

ring
ar*e hole
u
> people r slow

its not that he dont get it its that its a rubbish joke.