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Not to eat though
Goldfish or something
And a bowl with a castle in it
I want to watch some fish
Goldfish or something
And a bowl with a castle in it
I want to watch some fish
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SHEEPY wrote:
> I might get some tropical fish
>
> That change colours and things
>
get a pufferfish. All inflaty :)
> I might get some tropical fish
>
> That change colours and things
>
get a pufferfish. All inflaty :)
*backs slowly away from the Bartender and makes a run for the door*
I'm sensing issues here.
Sounds like fun
buy fish that can inflict pain.
Fighting fish or something. depending on tank size, mayhap you might consider say, a mako shark, or a hammerhead. Failing that, a few red-bellied pirhanas.
Now, invite those friends of yours round who have been gang-banging your ex-ex-girlfriend instead of going out with you, and introduce them to your new pets... buy pushing their heads in the tank.
Fighting fish or something. depending on tank size, mayhap you might consider say, a mako shark, or a hammerhead. Failing that, a few red-bellied pirhanas.
Now, invite those friends of yours round who have been gang-banging your ex-ex-girlfriend instead of going out with you, and introduce them to your new pets... buy pushing their heads in the tank.
The sagacious one wrote:
> The good thing about Goldfish is their very short memory span. You can
> use this to your advantage as you can manipulate them into carrying
> out "jobs" for you, whilst they/it are trying to track down
> their girlfriend(s)' murderer. As Goldfish never live for more than a
> couple of years they will never be able to legally get tatoos and will
> thus will be unable to record any evidence they uncover.
Ummmmmm I swear that makes no sense at all....
> The good thing about Goldfish is their very short memory span. You can
> use this to your advantage as you can manipulate them into carrying
> out "jobs" for you, whilst they/it are trying to track down
> their girlfriend(s)' murderer. As Goldfish never live for more than a
> couple of years they will never be able to legally get tatoos and will
> thus will be unable to record any evidence they uncover.
Ummmmmm I swear that makes no sense at all....
I'll still annoy you though, the thought of a high voltagee shock arouses me.
SHEEPY wrote:
> Is this a piece of your brain you bongo face?
Insults always lose over logic.
> Is this a piece of your brain you bongo face?
Insults always lose over logic.
Tribute wrote:
> aren't used to - Blackrunnat Ribena, Acid and Urine are all my faves
You sick muther. You pi** on your goldfish?
My mate had a party and someone poored a bottle of vodka in the fish tank, they where dead the next day.
Poor fishy's, everytime i've had goldfish they die in about a week.
I suck at keeping fish.
> aren't used to - Blackrunnat Ribena, Acid and Urine are all my faves
You sick muther. You pi** on your goldfish?
My mate had a party and someone poored a bottle of vodka in the fish tank, they where dead the next day.
Poor fishy's, everytime i've had goldfish they die in about a week.
I suck at keeping fish.
buty an electric eel, and some rubber gloves, no-one will annoy you again. Ever
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