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I think that this is pretty rubbish, but Kyz22 wanted to see it, so, ere it is. Sorry for the inconvienience caused to any characters who signed up for this.
*In an unknown base*
Mysterious Character - …. will do sir.
Maddmun - So your on your way to infiltrate ’s secret base?
Mysterious Character - Yep, we’ll be there by noon tomorrow, and the rest of the plan will continue…
Maddmun – Excellent
Mysterious Character – You know how to get there?
Maddmun – Follow signs for secret hideout right?
Mysterious Character – Right…
Outside Flux‘s Secret Hideout
Maddmun – Can you get it unlocked Tribute after all, you are an electronic password controlled door expert
Tribute - I’m already on it
Maverick42 – Great …
Tribute – Unlocked…
*They walk inside the secret base*
Flux - Mwahahaha, you will never take me alive
Maddmun – We’ll just have to take you dead then
Flux - Not before my ninja’s take care of you.
*A large metal door shuts in front of *
*All of a sudden hundreds of ninja’s come flying in from everywhere*
*Maddmun and Rabbit<>K break loose all hell with their heavy weaponry while gerrid puffs out smoke from his cigar and wipes out the ninja’s with his dual revolvers and Tribute is still trying to open the doors. Meanwhile Kyz22 the cook is cooking everyone some food with his mini-stove and throwing cream cakes at ninja’s. All of a sudden whilst Maverick42 is throwing little spinny star things at the ninja’s when another spinning star thingy comes flying through his neck, slicing his head clean off.*
*After 10 more minutes fighting, all of the ninja’s are dead. The large metal door opens*
Flux - Argh, where are my ninja’s!?
Gerrid - We’ve killed them all hahaha.
Flux - WHAT!? Well, you won’t get by my next set of agents, hahahaha
*Another door closed and the floor opened in the middle while a platform carrying mud wrestling lesbians raised, Kyz22 was stunned with disbelief as well as most others (excepting gerrid who had no interest what-so-ever in women, now if it was men….)*
Gerrid - I can’t believe you guys, it’s only mud-wrestling lesbians.
*He picked up his 2 M16’s and ripped them to shreds.*
Kyz22 - I can’t believe you! they were going to take me to their private island!
*At this he ripped gerrids heart out of his body then his intestines before hanging him from the roof with them*
Maddmun – Can you get through this door?
Tribute - Yep
*Through the next door they went*
Rabbit<>KSo Flux we meet again,
*Flux looks up from his porn mag*
Flux - What the!? How did you get by my Mud Wrestling Lesbians!?
We’re not telling
Flux - OK, so, you got by my league of invincible troopers
Rabbit<>K - They weren’t invincible…..
Flux - ….Well, one among your team is a traitor
Everybody - WHAT!?!?!
Maddmun - Well, it’s not me, I practically organised this mission!
Rabbit<>K - Like I’d work for that.. that.. person!
*Everyone looks at Kyz22*
Kyz22 - OK, I admit, it was me!
*Everybody Gasps*
*Kyz22 sets off down a nearby tunnel, maddmun follows*
*maddmun fires a shot and hits Kyz22 directly in the back, who slumps to the floor*
Why did you do it, Kyz22?
Kyz22 - Well, he offered me a little bit more money, I said no, but then..
…What?
Kyz22 - He offered me pies!
*maddmun gasps*
You can’t resist pies!
Kyz22 - I know! I was helpless!
Well, you traitoraited us, and now you must die!*
*Breaks Kyz22’s neck, killing him*
*He gets back up the tunnel to find that only Flux is still alive.*
Maddmun – What did you do?
Flux - I don’t know, I bended over heard a rip, they all started laughing and killed themselves with oxygen starvation
*turns around only to show maddmun that there is a huge rip in the back of his trousers*
*maddmun laughs so hard that a grenade comes flying out of his pocket knocking out *
*He walks up to find out if he is dead*
Maddmun – YES! I will rule the world!
Mysterious Character – Ah, so you could complete this mission
Maddmun – had to trail me eh?
Mysterious Character – well, who knew you could do it. And by the way, I will rule the world,
Maddmun – Huh?
*Smacks maddmun across the skull with a ladel revealing…. none other than SHEEPY!*
SHEEPY - Now I’m the ruler of the world, hahahaha
FADE TO BLACK
*In an unknown base*
Mysterious Character - …. will do sir.
Maddmun - So your on your way to infiltrate ’s secret base?
Mysterious Character - Yep, we’ll be there by noon tomorrow, and the rest of the plan will continue…
Maddmun – Excellent
Mysterious Character – You know how to get there?
Maddmun – Follow signs for secret hideout right?
Mysterious Character – Right…
Outside Flux‘s Secret Hideout
Maddmun – Can you get it unlocked Tribute after all, you are an electronic password controlled door expert
Tribute - I’m already on it
Maverick42 – Great …
Tribute – Unlocked…
*They walk inside the secret base*
Flux - Mwahahaha, you will never take me alive
Maddmun – We’ll just have to take you dead then
Flux - Not before my ninja’s take care of you.
*A large metal door shuts in front of *
*All of a sudden hundreds of ninja’s come flying in from everywhere*
*Maddmun and Rabbit<>K break loose all hell with their heavy weaponry while gerrid puffs out smoke from his cigar and wipes out the ninja’s with his dual revolvers and Tribute is still trying to open the doors. Meanwhile Kyz22 the cook is cooking everyone some food with his mini-stove and throwing cream cakes at ninja’s. All of a sudden whilst Maverick42 is throwing little spinny star things at the ninja’s when another spinning star thingy comes flying through his neck, slicing his head clean off.*
*After 10 more minutes fighting, all of the ninja’s are dead. The large metal door opens*
Flux - Argh, where are my ninja’s!?
Gerrid - We’ve killed them all hahaha.
Flux - WHAT!? Well, you won’t get by my next set of agents, hahahaha
*Another door closed and the floor opened in the middle while a platform carrying mud wrestling lesbians raised, Kyz22 was stunned with disbelief as well as most others (excepting gerrid who had no interest what-so-ever in women, now if it was men….)*
Gerrid - I can’t believe you guys, it’s only mud-wrestling lesbians.
*He picked up his 2 M16’s and ripped them to shreds.*
Kyz22 - I can’t believe you! they were going to take me to their private island!
*At this he ripped gerrids heart out of his body then his intestines before hanging him from the roof with them*
Maddmun – Can you get through this door?
Tribute - Yep
*Through the next door they went*
Rabbit<>KSo Flux we meet again,
*Flux looks up from his porn mag*
Flux - What the!? How did you get by my Mud Wrestling Lesbians!?
We’re not telling
Flux - OK, so, you got by my league of invincible troopers
Rabbit<>K - They weren’t invincible…..
Flux - ….Well, one among your team is a traitor
Everybody - WHAT!?!?!
Maddmun - Well, it’s not me, I practically organised this mission!
Rabbit<>K - Like I’d work for that.. that.. person!
*Everyone looks at Kyz22*
Kyz22 - OK, I admit, it was me!
*Everybody Gasps*
*Kyz22 sets off down a nearby tunnel, maddmun follows*
*maddmun fires a shot and hits Kyz22 directly in the back, who slumps to the floor*
Why did you do it, Kyz22?
Kyz22 - Well, he offered me a little bit more money, I said no, but then..
…What?
Kyz22 - He offered me pies!
*maddmun gasps*
You can’t resist pies!
Kyz22 - I know! I was helpless!
Well, you traitoraited us, and now you must die!*
*Breaks Kyz22’s neck, killing him*
*He gets back up the tunnel to find that only Flux is still alive.*
Maddmun – What did you do?
Flux - I don’t know, I bended over heard a rip, they all started laughing and killed themselves with oxygen starvation
*turns around only to show maddmun that there is a huge rip in the back of his trousers*
*maddmun laughs so hard that a grenade comes flying out of his pocket knocking out *
*He walks up to find out if he is dead*
Maddmun – YES! I will rule the world!
Mysterious Character – Ah, so you could complete this mission
Maddmun – had to trail me eh?
Mysterious Character – well, who knew you could do it. And by the way, I will rule the world,
Maddmun – Huh?
*Smacks maddmun across the skull with a ladel revealing…. none other than SHEEPY!*
SHEEPY - Now I’m the ruler of the world, hahahaha
FADE TO BLACK
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Homer, Homer, Homer, Homer!!!
I wanna be the comic book store guy, but not as fat.
you can be homer... he likes pies.... and donuts
.. That better not make me smithers.... or you'll be sorry
*Mr Burns style*
excellent, mwahahaha
excellent, mwahahaha
more than life itself...
I hope you like pies...
YESS I WAS A COOK!!!! AND I DIED - THIS HAS MADE MY DAY! WOOOOOOH THANKS!
(Find "Capslock key")
...aha, so thats how you change to lower case....
(Find "Capslock key")
...aha, so thats how you change to lower case....
and I'll pop it back up for Tribute's sake...
I just re-read this again and realised it was even worse than I thought, damn you Kyz22!
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