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"WORLDS SHORTEST THREAD: ATTEMPT 908!"

Here it goes.

er-no wrote:
> Hybrid Valves wrote:
> It was a cold winters afternoon in the middle of June
> and the good looking
> Hybrid Valves had just finished a skirmish to the
> Orient in order to make
> contact with.............

........Hybrid now
> resides in an office and doesn't talk about himself in the
> third person...
> well at least as much as he used to!

That was all the buffy version. Now give
> me the truth.


Ok i was sitting in the kitchen mumbling about the fact that a job had jumped up and bit me on the butt as i was too lazy to llok for one and my mum bought in the Lea Valley Star and said "theres a job here and it says design and internet and you like that sort of thing", so i went for the job, Tony R interviewed me and said "My god i've never seen someone as talented as you, would you like a job?", i said "yeah, go on then" and i've been here ever since!

That's the real story, the quotes are mildly altered for dramatisation purposes. Only the hats have been changed to protect the innocent!

Darkus wrote:
> Hybrid Valves wrote:
> "and the good looking
> Hybrid Valves
> "

he's lying already... :)

ROFL

Hybrid Valves wrote:
> It was a cold winters afternoon in the middle of June and the good looking
> Hybrid Valves had just finished a skirmish to the Orient in order to make
> contact with.............

........Hybrid now resides in an office and doesn't talk about himself in the
> third person... well at least as much as he used to!

That was all the buffy version. Now give me the truth.

FOOTBALL GOD wrote:
> oh for gods sake

what? how dare.

oh for gods sake

hmmmm i can spam maybe?

Hybrid Valves wrote:
> "and the good looking
> Hybrid Valves "

he's lying already... :)

It was a cold winters afternoon in the middle of June and the good looking Hybrid Valves had just finished a skirmish to the Orient in order to make contact with the Dali Llama, their game of chess by mail had gone wrong when a camel had eaten Hybrid's Pincer movement and he had to go an sort things out.

Apon his return he learned that the Nakatomi Plaza (aka SR Towers) had been over run by Umpa Lumpas so he rushed off in his chauffeur driven Mini Cooper S to find the dope hat and stop the Umpas from extracting important company information from Mr Rainbird and sailing off with it down the Chocolate river.

With nothing but his sharp wit and graphic calculator the dashing Hybrid fought back the Scurge of Umpas by equating Pi to 349384349 decimal places.

Mr Rainbird was so thankful that Hybrid save his company that he instantly gave him a job and a piece of never ending flavour chewing gum.

Hybrid now resides in an office and doesn't talk about himself in the third person... well at least as much as he used to!

Hybrid. How did you get your job at SR?

The true story, not the 'buffy' version. :D

watch!