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"It's a hard life"

Girl temp here is 10/10 and she ran across the reception area to get a call, and I said to one of the girls here
"Please, make her run some more would you?"
She asked why, "Because she has a fantastic a**e."
Which is followed by "And what's wrong with mine?", she stands and presents to me.

"Well...nothing wrong as such, just not as nice as hers"
"Why not?"
"Just..."
"Bigger?"
"You said it"

So she makes a shocked face and then gets all the other girls here to present their butts to me for a grading, because now they're all paranoid about whether they have huge bum cakes.

*stretches and lights a smoke*
Work is hell having to judge and mark 11 girls all displaying buttox at me.

And you want to leave and go and play drums for a living, why exactly? :0)

And you're single now, yeah? Does that mean you're not "safe" anymore?

And the winner is......Me.

Because I got to judge ladie's butts for 20 mins.
And 2 of them are the ones I got to kiss each other a couple of months ago.

I
Love
Being
Me

You made me think of my work colleagues bums, and I imagine they're all hairy.

Yuck.

Damn you!!

Girl temp here is 10/10 and she ran across the reception area to get a call, and I said to one of the girls here
"Please, make her run some more would you?"
She asked why, "Because she has a fantastic a**e."
Which is followed by "And what's wrong with mine?", she stands and presents to me.

"Well...nothing wrong as such, just not as nice as hers"
"Why not?"
"Just..."
"Bigger?"
"You said it"

So she makes a shocked face and then gets all the other girls here to present their butts to me for a grading, because now they're all paranoid about whether they have huge bum cakes.

*stretches and lights a smoke*
Work is hell having to judge and mark 11 girls all displaying buttox at me.