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"It's a hard life"

Girl temp here is 10/10 and she ran across the reception area to get a call, and I said to one of the girls here
"Please, make her run some more would you?"
She asked why, "Because she has a fantastic a**e."
Which is followed by "And what's wrong with mine?", she stands and presents to me.

"Well...nothing wrong as such, just not as nice as hers"
"Why not?"
"Just..."
"Bigger?"
"You said it"

So she makes a shocked face and then gets all the other girls here to present their butts to me for a grading, because now they're all paranoid about whether they have huge bum cakes.

*stretches and lights a smoke*
Work is hell having to judge and mark 11 girls all displaying buttox at me.

Goatboy wrote:
> And the winner is......Me.

Because I got to judge ladie's butts for 20
> mins.
And 2 of them are the ones I got to kiss each other a couple of months
> ago.

I
Love
Being
Me

:( Lucky. Life is easy for some people

Grix Thraves wrote:
And you're single now, yeah? Does that mean you're not "safe"
> anymore?


He is? Ayyyy How you doin'?
;-)

a few of the people where I work a really fat (shudder, no "Grading" for me)

Goatboy, you're...oh wait, you said not to tell anyone.

I'll ask about it on MSN. {:)

Ant: Rude, to an extent.

'So she makes a shocked face and then gets all the other girls here to present their butts to me for a grading, because now they're all paranoid about whether they have huge bum cakes.

*stretches and lights a smoke*
Work is hell having to judge and mark 11 girls all displaying buttox at me.'
'Because I got to judge ladie's butts for 20 mins.
And 2 of them are the ones I got to kiss each other a couple of months ago. '
'Josie is rummaging and altering her baps.'


*********
My god.
You live in a porno!

Goatboy wrote:
> And the winner is......Me.

Because I got to judge ladie's butts for 20
> mins.
And 2 of them are the ones I got to kiss each other a couple of months
> ago.

I
Love
Being
Me

Any more lessons for me Goatboy? I seem to be dwindling.!

Goatboy wrote:
> Ssshhhh, don't tell them that.

Here is why this place rocks.
Josie is
> rummaging and altering her baps.
"Please dont do that in front me" I
> say smiling.
"I have to"
"What, in front of
> me?"
"No.."
"Buy a bra that fits"
"I did, but
> they move about"
"Well if you need a hand"
"Ha ha,
> silly!"
"Yeah...silly me"

And she still spends 30 seconds
> pushing and tucking them in.
> Now I'm going home.

For a wan...*Snuggly beats Monkey_man senseless so he may never jibba-jabba again*

AliBoy wrote:
> Some people get all the fun. While you sat watching bums I got to travel on a
> smelly train home from uni.

So who wins the nice bum award at your work
> then?

---

Cheryl.
She's a bit squat, but still...you would do, know what I mean?

Ssshhhh, don't tell them that.

Here is why this place rocks.
Josie is rummaging and altering her baps.
"Please dont do that in front me" I say smiling.
"I have to"
"What, in front of me?"
"No.."
"Buy a bra that fits"
"I did, but they move about"
"Well if you need a hand"
"Ha ha, silly!"
"Yeah...silly me"

And she still spends 30 seconds pushing and tucking them in.
Now I'm going home.

Some people get all the fun. While you sat watching bums I got to travel on a smelly train home from uni.

So who wins the nice bum award at your work then?