Viewing Thread:
"I hert muh faec"

Playing 5-a-sides in P.E with the wildlife, I don't think I will again.

I got the ball smashed off my face from a 100mph shot... it hurt and then it went numb.

I got kicked about, sprained an ankle, cut my knee and burst my lip.

I scored a few though

It still hurts

Sheepy is crap at footy lol.

Bleh, don't take punishment from football.

Almost dislocated my knee. Got up. Growled. Played on.

Life. Will carry on.

and the fact that you'll never grow up...

They actually offered me the role, you know, real life experience an' all, but I turned it down, because,
1. Me no like X-Box, and
2. They wouldn't pay me enough.

hmmm... I thought it was either a cat or a gerbil, gerbil, is cloase, though, get the lumberjack to cut off it's tail and voila...
Were you the baby in the X-Box advert?

Wow, you are good. Absoloutely spot on...... except it was a hamster that planted the tree.

.... a cat came flying through the air, lifted out the lampost, planted and grew a tree where the lampost used to be before a lumberjack started cutting down the tree, slicing you with his chainsaw at the same time...?

psycot332 wrote:

> people who are good at computer games aren't good at real life. Fact.

You're on a Computer games website so are you trying to tell everyone that you suck at real life then?

If stereotypes like that where really true then anyone who uses a PC would be a sweaty plamed, sociopath. Seeing as around 60% of the population use PC's at home or at work then are you trying to tell me that we're all sweaty palmed, sociopaths?

I remember, when I was little, I was flying down this massive hill on my trike. I thought I was the little hero and all, braving this, what now seems 'puny' hill.
Anyways, I'm speeding down, and as I reached the bottom, I see a massive stone in the middle of the pavement. This is possibly the worst time to remember you have no brakes. I hit the rock full on, and remember flying through the air thinking, "weeeee".
Anyway since it was the bottom of the hill there was a lampost. I'm sure you can guess what happens next.......

I cycled into a lampost once.... I always have an accident of some sort on a new bike
1. Over the handlebars, lost a tooth, didn't grow back for 3 years
2. into lampost
3. Flyin to the side from bike, just missed car

Getting a new bike soon... I'm scared....
*Twilight zone music plays*