The "General Games Chat" forum, which includes Retro Game Reviews, has been archived and is now read-only. You cannot post here or create a new thread or review on this forum.
Following on from reports that the Xbox has been scuffing the edges of CD's slightly it has been given a worldwide ban, meaning the only place it can now be released is Mongolia, as the country does not fall under worldwide console regulation since it's expulsion last month.
All Xbox's sold will be recalled, and melted down, such is their danger.
Apparently any disc put into the machine becomes a lethal weapon of death and destruction. These disc's with scuffed or 'sharpened' edges are said to be able to cut through steel if thrown at speeds in excess of 40mph.
Further to this it seems that Halo, the only game everyone will buy for the Xbox, contains dangerous subliminal messages, encouraging children to attack parents and other family members with their lethal killing discs, much like "Children of the Corn". ONly given further subliminal messages encouraging gamers not to eat meet, they're more likely to be "Children of the Quorn".
Speccy geek Bill Gates confirmed this "Yup, it's true, I had planned to use the Xbox to create massive weapons of destruction (the sharp discs) and use my consoles special mind powers to encourage kids everywhere to murder to death everyone over the age of 21, and those that don't own consoles. I would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for you pesky kids!"
Bill Gates then ran off, like all villains do at the end of Scooby Doo.
Another shocking dangerous console report, that the Gamecube controller renders thumbs useless after 10 minutes, remain unconfirmed at this time, as it seems all that bought the machine didn't have opposable thumbs to begin with.
All Xbox's sold will be recalled, and melted down, such is their danger.
Apparently any disc put into the machine becomes a lethal weapon of death and destruction. These disc's with scuffed or 'sharpened' edges are said to be able to cut through steel if thrown at speeds in excess of 40mph.
Further to this it seems that Halo, the only game everyone will buy for the Xbox, contains dangerous subliminal messages, encouraging children to attack parents and other family members with their lethal killing discs, much like "Children of the Corn". ONly given further subliminal messages encouraging gamers not to eat meet, they're more likely to be "Children of the Quorn".
Speccy geek Bill Gates confirmed this "Yup, it's true, I had planned to use the Xbox to create massive weapons of destruction (the sharp discs) and use my consoles special mind powers to encourage kids everywhere to murder to death everyone over the age of 21, and those that don't own consoles. I would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for you pesky kids!"
Bill Gates then ran off, like all villains do at the end of Scooby Doo.
Another shocking dangerous console report, that the Gamecube controller renders thumbs useless after 10 minutes, remain unconfirmed at this time, as it seems all that bought the machine didn't have opposable thumbs to begin with.
Page:
*NEWSFLASH*
MEKA-DRAGON taken to mental institute over stragne and obsecure posts, more news as it becomes available.
MEKA-DRAGON taken to mental institute over stragne and obsecure posts, more news as it becomes available.
hmmmmm,.
r u ok Meka?
r u ok Meka?
Following on from reports that the Xbox has been scuffing the edges of CD's slightly it has been given a worldwide ban, meaning the only place it can now be released is Mongolia, as the country does not fall under worldwide console regulation since it's expulsion last month.
All Xbox's sold will be recalled, and melted down, such is their danger.
Apparently any disc put into the machine becomes a lethal weapon of death and destruction. These disc's with scuffed or 'sharpened' edges are said to be able to cut through steel if thrown at speeds in excess of 40mph.
Further to this it seems that Halo, the only game everyone will buy for the Xbox, contains dangerous subliminal messages, encouraging children to attack parents and other family members with their lethal killing discs, much like "Children of the Corn". ONly given further subliminal messages encouraging gamers not to eat meet, they're more likely to be "Children of the Quorn".
Speccy geek Bill Gates confirmed this "Yup, it's true, I had planned to use the Xbox to create massive weapons of destruction (the sharp discs) and use my consoles special mind powers to encourage kids everywhere to murder to death everyone over the age of 21, and those that don't own consoles. I would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for you pesky kids!"
Bill Gates then ran off, like all villains do at the end of Scooby Doo.
Another shocking dangerous console report, that the Gamecube controller renders thumbs useless after 10 minutes, remain unconfirmed at this time, as it seems all that bought the machine didn't have opposable thumbs to begin with.
All Xbox's sold will be recalled, and melted down, such is their danger.
Apparently any disc put into the machine becomes a lethal weapon of death and destruction. These disc's with scuffed or 'sharpened' edges are said to be able to cut through steel if thrown at speeds in excess of 40mph.
Further to this it seems that Halo, the only game everyone will buy for the Xbox, contains dangerous subliminal messages, encouraging children to attack parents and other family members with their lethal killing discs, much like "Children of the Corn". ONly given further subliminal messages encouraging gamers not to eat meet, they're more likely to be "Children of the Quorn".
Speccy geek Bill Gates confirmed this "Yup, it's true, I had planned to use the Xbox to create massive weapons of destruction (the sharp discs) and use my consoles special mind powers to encourage kids everywhere to murder to death everyone over the age of 21, and those that don't own consoles. I would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for you pesky kids!"
Bill Gates then ran off, like all villains do at the end of Scooby Doo.
Another shocking dangerous console report, that the Gamecube controller renders thumbs useless after 10 minutes, remain unconfirmed at this time, as it seems all that bought the machine didn't have opposable thumbs to begin with.
Page: