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The whole arena is thrown into darkness as the well known music begins, and the notorious New World Order make their way to the ring! At least, two members of them are. It’s the legend Hulk Hogan (Dead Wonder), Scott Hall (Dead Wonder) and an ‘associate’ of the nWo Vince McMahon (MikeAll). The Congo crowd boo loudly as they stand in the ring, smirking, waiting for their opponents in this 6-man tag.
(Perry Saturn’s music hits) A nice pop for the first of them appears, it’s Perry Saturn (Scott Giles)! Perry Saturn is extremely dangerous and I think the nWo underestimate him.
(Rikishi’s music hits) The crowd sway to the music as the Phatman Rikishi (AfroJoe) joins Saturn at the top of the ramp, where they wait for their partner.
“ONE OF A KIND!!” A massive cheer goes up from the crowd as Rob Van Dam (Rickoss) struts out from behind the curtain!
He nods at his partners, and then they rush the ring! RVD (Rickoss) goes straight for Hulk Hogan (Dead Wonder), knocking him onto the ropes and then sending him to the outside with a dropkick! Meanwhile, Perry Saturn (Scott) has Vince McMahon (MikeAll) set up for an overhead Belly-To-Belly Suplex-WHAM!! He nails it, and Vince rolls out of the ring in pain! Scott Hall (Dead Wonder) has been knocked down thanks to a massive boot to the face from Rikishi (AfroJoe)!
It looks like it’s gonna be 3-on-1 for a bit here, as Rikishi whips Hall into the turnbuckle. He grabs RVD, slaps his behind, and then sends him on his way! The crowd roar as RVD rams into Scott Hall, they’re doing it Too Cool style! Rikishi does the same to Perry Saturn, and Scott Hall has fallen! He’s in the perfect position for a stinkface! Rikishi lifts his hands in the air as the crowd cheer him on, but Hogan pulls Hall out of the way, and then takes Rikishi’s legs from under him! Rikishi’s face hits the canvas hard, and the crowd sound very unhappy.
RVD (Rickoss) is having none of it though, as he jumps onto the ring apron and then to the ropes, SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT STRAIGHT ONTO HULK HOGAN (DEAD WONDER)!! CLANG!! BUT VINCE (MIKEALL) COMES FROM NO WHERE AND SMASHES A STEEL CHAIR STRAIGHT OVER THE HEAD OF VAN DAM!!
Saturn (Scott) clotheslines Vince over the security barrier and into the screaming audience, but before he can follow Hall (Dead Wonder) tosses him back into the ring, where he scores with a kick to the midsection and then a DDT! Hall stomps viciously on Saturn, and then picks him up tosses him into the turnbuckle. He thrusts his shoulder into the stomach of Saturn, and then stomps a mudhole in him! Saturn looks bad as he sits in the corner, and Hall (Dead Wonder) begins to imitate Rikishi (AfroJoe)! They say imitation is the highest form of flattery but I don’t think Hall wants to flatter him at all, he wants to stinkface Saturn!
Ooohh!! Saturn (Scott) reverses with a low blow, and then executes a perfect Brainbuster! Saturn goes to work on the back of Hall (Dead Wonder), by hitting a Pendulum Backbreaker, followed strangely an STF Submission! It looks like Saturn wants to finish it with style, but just before Hall can tap out Vince McMahon breaks the hold with a harsh kick to the side of the head! They both whip Saturn into the ropes-double powerbomb!! You could feel the impact all over the arena!
Meanwhile on the outside two legends of wrestling are battling it out, RVD (Rickoss) and Hulk Hogan (Dead Wonder). RVD looks for a Roundhouse Kick but Hogan ducks, shoving him face-first into the ring post! RVD staggers back, and Hogan hooks his arm around his neck, and then Backdrop Suplexes him right onto the steel ramp! RVD holds his back in agony as Hogan celebrates, but here comes Rikishi (AfroJoe) steaming in! WHAM!! Rikishi nails Hogan butt-first and Hogan is literally sent flying UP the ramp!
Rikishi (AJ) and RVD (Rickoss) head to the ring to help out Saturn (Scott), who’s in all kinds of trouble thanks to Hall (Dead Wonder) and Vince McMahon (MikeAll)! The 5 men brawl, the fan favourites gaining the advantage and…what’s this? TRIPLE OVERHEAD SUPLEX!! All 3 men set up McMahon and Hall for an overhead suplex, and nailed it Hardys and Lita-style! The nWo have certainly underestimated these three guys as RVD throws Hall into the ropes and meets him with a Spinning Heel Kick! Saturn’s got Vince, Moss Covered Three Handled Family Credenza!! Or, something like that anyway. Saturn decides not to pin, it looks as though they want to inflict more punishment!
Referee Earl Hebner (Mr Snuggly) is struggling to keep up with it all, but…look at this, a guy with a sign which says Stryke above it has jumped over the security barrier and he’s run into the ring, a microphone in hand!
“Wrestling sucks!! You should all grow out of it by the time you’re 12!! I’m gonna watch my intellectual films, read Lord Of The Rings again and stroke my beard while you idiot-OOF!!” Rikishi (AfroJoe) has had enough as he kicks Stryke in the stomach, and whips him into the turnbuckle! He signals to the crowd, we know what’s coming!! STINKFACE!!! EVEN I HAVE TO CHEER!! The crowd are going crazy-SMASH!! HULK HOGAN (DEAD WONDER) CAME FROM NO WHERE WITH A KENDO STICK, AND NAILED IT RIGHT OVER THE HEAD OF RIKISHI!! This match seemingly has no rules as carnage covers the ring, Scott Hall (Dead Wonder) is down and Rikishi (AfroJoe) is down. Strkye has run away crying.
RVD (Rickoss) is the first to move as he knocks Vince McMahon (MikeAll) down, and follows it up with a Rolling Thunder! Hogan (Dead Wonder) looks for a clothesline but Saturn (Scott) stops him with a Martial Arts kick, knocking him to the canvas. RVD looks at him, and then at the crowd…he leaps to the top rope and points to himself 3 times, Rob…Van…Dam, and then he flies! 5-STAR FROG SPLASH!! He covers Vince!
1…2…and it’s broken up BY KEVIN NASH (ALLARDINI)!! WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING OUT HERE!? The third member of the nWo is beating on RVD (Rickoss) and Saturn (Scott)! He’s participating in an Iron Man match for the WWF Forum Championship against Kane (Starlight) tomorrow, he has no business being here! Hogan (Dead Wonder)’s back in the ring now and he scores with his Leg Drop on RVD, and Nash puts Hall, who I’m guessing is the legal man, over him! To be honest Hebner (Mr Snuggly) has no idea who is legal and he’s forced to count by Nash, 1…2…3! The nWo win this one!
And now the nWo and Vince (MikeAll) pick on the remains of RVD (Rickoss), Rikishi (AJ) and Saturn (Scott), stomping and punching them while they’re down. Hang on, the crowd are on their feet, they’re going absolutely crazy! IT’S KANE (STARLIGHT)!! THE CHAMPION IS ON HIS WAY, AND HE WANTS NASH (ALLARDINI)!! He knocks down Vince with a powerful uppercut, and then gives Hogan (Dead Wonder) a huge boot to the face! Hall (Dead Wonder) runs at him-CHOKESLAM!!
He goes for Nash (allardini) but he’s already escaped the ring, I don’t think he wants to go at it with Kane (Starlight) until tomorrow! Kane walks calmly out of the ring, it looks like he’ll have to wait till tomorrow to get his hands on Nash. Anyway, RVD, Rikishi and Saturn are up and Rikishi’s beckoning someone out…it’s Grandmaster Sexay (Ant) and Scotty 2 Hotty (Ant)! They’ve got the sunglasses, and the crowd know what they want to do!
Saturn (Scott) puts them on straight away, and looks around in shock! What’s so special about those glasses!? RVD (Rickoss) hesitates and asks the crowd…they cheer loudly, and finally he accepts! It looks like he wants to dance, and so does Earl Hebner (Mr Snuggly)!!
Scotty, GMS, and Rikishi give the signal-“TURN IT UP!!” The crowd have gone wild, look at the amount of people in the ring dancing! Rikishi (AfroJoe), GMS (Ant), Scotty (Ant), Earl Hebner (Mr Snuggly), Perry Saturn (Scott Giles) and Rob Van Dam (Rickoss)! Too Cool celebrate on the top rope as the fireworks go off, the nWo may’ve won this match but the ending has been brilliant! The music finishes and the audience applaud, what a great way to finish this match! Now we wait for the WWF Forum Title match, and the Rumble!
The winners of this match, Hogan (Dead Wonder), Hall (Dead Wonder) and Vince McMahon (MikeAll).
Thanks for reading, Ant.
(Perry Saturn’s music hits) A nice pop for the first of them appears, it’s Perry Saturn (Scott Giles)! Perry Saturn is extremely dangerous and I think the nWo underestimate him.
(Rikishi’s music hits) The crowd sway to the music as the Phatman Rikishi (AfroJoe) joins Saturn at the top of the ramp, where they wait for their partner.
“ONE OF A KIND!!” A massive cheer goes up from the crowd as Rob Van Dam (Rickoss) struts out from behind the curtain!
He nods at his partners, and then they rush the ring! RVD (Rickoss) goes straight for Hulk Hogan (Dead Wonder), knocking him onto the ropes and then sending him to the outside with a dropkick! Meanwhile, Perry Saturn (Scott) has Vince McMahon (MikeAll) set up for an overhead Belly-To-Belly Suplex-WHAM!! He nails it, and Vince rolls out of the ring in pain! Scott Hall (Dead Wonder) has been knocked down thanks to a massive boot to the face from Rikishi (AfroJoe)!
It looks like it’s gonna be 3-on-1 for a bit here, as Rikishi whips Hall into the turnbuckle. He grabs RVD, slaps his behind, and then sends him on his way! The crowd roar as RVD rams into Scott Hall, they’re doing it Too Cool style! Rikishi does the same to Perry Saturn, and Scott Hall has fallen! He’s in the perfect position for a stinkface! Rikishi lifts his hands in the air as the crowd cheer him on, but Hogan pulls Hall out of the way, and then takes Rikishi’s legs from under him! Rikishi’s face hits the canvas hard, and the crowd sound very unhappy.
RVD (Rickoss) is having none of it though, as he jumps onto the ring apron and then to the ropes, SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT STRAIGHT ONTO HULK HOGAN (DEAD WONDER)!! CLANG!! BUT VINCE (MIKEALL) COMES FROM NO WHERE AND SMASHES A STEEL CHAIR STRAIGHT OVER THE HEAD OF VAN DAM!!
Saturn (Scott) clotheslines Vince over the security barrier and into the screaming audience, but before he can follow Hall (Dead Wonder) tosses him back into the ring, where he scores with a kick to the midsection and then a DDT! Hall stomps viciously on Saturn, and then picks him up tosses him into the turnbuckle. He thrusts his shoulder into the stomach of Saturn, and then stomps a mudhole in him! Saturn looks bad as he sits in the corner, and Hall (Dead Wonder) begins to imitate Rikishi (AfroJoe)! They say imitation is the highest form of flattery but I don’t think Hall wants to flatter him at all, he wants to stinkface Saturn!
Ooohh!! Saturn (Scott) reverses with a low blow, and then executes a perfect Brainbuster! Saturn goes to work on the back of Hall (Dead Wonder), by hitting a Pendulum Backbreaker, followed strangely an STF Submission! It looks like Saturn wants to finish it with style, but just before Hall can tap out Vince McMahon breaks the hold with a harsh kick to the side of the head! They both whip Saturn into the ropes-double powerbomb!! You could feel the impact all over the arena!
Meanwhile on the outside two legends of wrestling are battling it out, RVD (Rickoss) and Hulk Hogan (Dead Wonder). RVD looks for a Roundhouse Kick but Hogan ducks, shoving him face-first into the ring post! RVD staggers back, and Hogan hooks his arm around his neck, and then Backdrop Suplexes him right onto the steel ramp! RVD holds his back in agony as Hogan celebrates, but here comes Rikishi (AfroJoe) steaming in! WHAM!! Rikishi nails Hogan butt-first and Hogan is literally sent flying UP the ramp!
Rikishi (AJ) and RVD (Rickoss) head to the ring to help out Saturn (Scott), who’s in all kinds of trouble thanks to Hall (Dead Wonder) and Vince McMahon (MikeAll)! The 5 men brawl, the fan favourites gaining the advantage and…what’s this? TRIPLE OVERHEAD SUPLEX!! All 3 men set up McMahon and Hall for an overhead suplex, and nailed it Hardys and Lita-style! The nWo have certainly underestimated these three guys as RVD throws Hall into the ropes and meets him with a Spinning Heel Kick! Saturn’s got Vince, Moss Covered Three Handled Family Credenza!! Or, something like that anyway. Saturn decides not to pin, it looks as though they want to inflict more punishment!
Referee Earl Hebner (Mr Snuggly) is struggling to keep up with it all, but…look at this, a guy with a sign which says Stryke above it has jumped over the security barrier and he’s run into the ring, a microphone in hand!
“Wrestling sucks!! You should all grow out of it by the time you’re 12!! I’m gonna watch my intellectual films, read Lord Of The Rings again and stroke my beard while you idiot-OOF!!” Rikishi (AfroJoe) has had enough as he kicks Stryke in the stomach, and whips him into the turnbuckle! He signals to the crowd, we know what’s coming!! STINKFACE!!! EVEN I HAVE TO CHEER!! The crowd are going crazy-SMASH!! HULK HOGAN (DEAD WONDER) CAME FROM NO WHERE WITH A KENDO STICK, AND NAILED IT RIGHT OVER THE HEAD OF RIKISHI!! This match seemingly has no rules as carnage covers the ring, Scott Hall (Dead Wonder) is down and Rikishi (AfroJoe) is down. Strkye has run away crying.
RVD (Rickoss) is the first to move as he knocks Vince McMahon (MikeAll) down, and follows it up with a Rolling Thunder! Hogan (Dead Wonder) looks for a clothesline but Saturn (Scott) stops him with a Martial Arts kick, knocking him to the canvas. RVD looks at him, and then at the crowd…he leaps to the top rope and points to himself 3 times, Rob…Van…Dam, and then he flies! 5-STAR FROG SPLASH!! He covers Vince!
1…2…and it’s broken up BY KEVIN NASH (ALLARDINI)!! WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING OUT HERE!? The third member of the nWo is beating on RVD (Rickoss) and Saturn (Scott)! He’s participating in an Iron Man match for the WWF Forum Championship against Kane (Starlight) tomorrow, he has no business being here! Hogan (Dead Wonder)’s back in the ring now and he scores with his Leg Drop on RVD, and Nash puts Hall, who I’m guessing is the legal man, over him! To be honest Hebner (Mr Snuggly) has no idea who is legal and he’s forced to count by Nash, 1…2…3! The nWo win this one!
And now the nWo and Vince (MikeAll) pick on the remains of RVD (Rickoss), Rikishi (AJ) and Saturn (Scott), stomping and punching them while they’re down. Hang on, the crowd are on their feet, they’re going absolutely crazy! IT’S KANE (STARLIGHT)!! THE CHAMPION IS ON HIS WAY, AND HE WANTS NASH (ALLARDINI)!! He knocks down Vince with a powerful uppercut, and then gives Hogan (Dead Wonder) a huge boot to the face! Hall (Dead Wonder) runs at him-CHOKESLAM!!
He goes for Nash (allardini) but he’s already escaped the ring, I don’t think he wants to go at it with Kane (Starlight) until tomorrow! Kane walks calmly out of the ring, it looks like he’ll have to wait till tomorrow to get his hands on Nash. Anyway, RVD, Rikishi and Saturn are up and Rikishi’s beckoning someone out…it’s Grandmaster Sexay (Ant) and Scotty 2 Hotty (Ant)! They’ve got the sunglasses, and the crowd know what they want to do!
Saturn (Scott) puts them on straight away, and looks around in shock! What’s so special about those glasses!? RVD (Rickoss) hesitates and asks the crowd…they cheer loudly, and finally he accepts! It looks like he wants to dance, and so does Earl Hebner (Mr Snuggly)!!
Scotty, GMS, and Rikishi give the signal-“TURN IT UP!!” The crowd have gone wild, look at the amount of people in the ring dancing! Rikishi (AfroJoe), GMS (Ant), Scotty (Ant), Earl Hebner (Mr Snuggly), Perry Saturn (Scott Giles) and Rob Van Dam (Rickoss)! Too Cool celebrate on the top rope as the fireworks go off, the nWo may’ve won this match but the ending has been brilliant! The music finishes and the audience applaud, what a great way to finish this match! Now we wait for the WWF Forum Title match, and the Rumble!
The winners of this match, Hogan (Dead Wonder), Hall (Dead Wonder) and Vince McMahon (MikeAll).
Thanks for reading, Ant.
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Great match, especially as I won. Damn you Kane, damn you. Well, I won...and lost!
The whole arena is thrown into darkness as the well known music begins, and the notorious New World Order make their way to the ring! At least, two members of them are. It’s the legend Hulk Hogan (Dead Wonder), Scott Hall (Dead Wonder) and an ‘associate’ of the nWo Vince McMahon (MikeAll). The Congo crowd boo loudly as they stand in the ring, smirking, waiting for their opponents in this 6-man tag.
(Perry Saturn’s music hits) A nice pop for the first of them appears, it’s Perry Saturn (Scott Giles)! Perry Saturn is extremely dangerous and I think the nWo underestimate him.
(Rikishi’s music hits) The crowd sway to the music as the Phatman Rikishi (AfroJoe) joins Saturn at the top of the ramp, where they wait for their partner.
“ONE OF A KIND!!” A massive cheer goes up from the crowd as Rob Van Dam (Rickoss) struts out from behind the curtain!
He nods at his partners, and then they rush the ring! RVD (Rickoss) goes straight for Hulk Hogan (Dead Wonder), knocking him onto the ropes and then sending him to the outside with a dropkick! Meanwhile, Perry Saturn (Scott) has Vince McMahon (MikeAll) set up for an overhead Belly-To-Belly Suplex-WHAM!! He nails it, and Vince rolls out of the ring in pain! Scott Hall (Dead Wonder) has been knocked down thanks to a massive boot to the face from Rikishi (AfroJoe)!
It looks like it’s gonna be 3-on-1 for a bit here, as Rikishi whips Hall into the turnbuckle. He grabs RVD, slaps his behind, and then sends him on his way! The crowd roar as RVD rams into Scott Hall, they’re doing it Too Cool style! Rikishi does the same to Perry Saturn, and Scott Hall has fallen! He’s in the perfect position for a stinkface! Rikishi lifts his hands in the air as the crowd cheer him on, but Hogan pulls Hall out of the way, and then takes Rikishi’s legs from under him! Rikishi’s face hits the canvas hard, and the crowd sound very unhappy.
RVD (Rickoss) is having none of it though, as he jumps onto the ring apron and then to the ropes, SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT STRAIGHT ONTO HULK HOGAN (DEAD WONDER)!! CLANG!! BUT VINCE (MIKEALL) COMES FROM NO WHERE AND SMASHES A STEEL CHAIR STRAIGHT OVER THE HEAD OF VAN DAM!!
Saturn (Scott) clotheslines Vince over the security barrier and into the screaming audience, but before he can follow Hall (Dead Wonder) tosses him back into the ring, where he scores with a kick to the midsection and then a DDT! Hall stomps viciously on Saturn, and then picks him up tosses him into the turnbuckle. He thrusts his shoulder into the stomach of Saturn, and then stomps a mudhole in him! Saturn looks bad as he sits in the corner, and Hall (Dead Wonder) begins to imitate Rikishi (AfroJoe)! They say imitation is the highest form of flattery but I don’t think Hall wants to flatter him at all, he wants to stinkface Saturn!
Ooohh!! Saturn (Scott) reverses with a low blow, and then executes a perfect Brainbuster! Saturn goes to work on the back of Hall (Dead Wonder), by hitting a Pendulum Backbreaker, followed strangely an STF Submission! It looks like Saturn wants to finish it with style, but just before Hall can tap out Vince McMahon breaks the hold with a harsh kick to the side of the head! They both whip Saturn into the ropes-double powerbomb!! You could feel the impact all over the arena!
Meanwhile on the outside two legends of wrestling are battling it out, RVD (Rickoss) and Hulk Hogan (Dead Wonder). RVD looks for a Roundhouse Kick but Hogan ducks, shoving him face-first into the ring post! RVD staggers back, and Hogan hooks his arm around his neck, and then Backdrop Suplexes him right onto the steel ramp! RVD holds his back in agony as Hogan celebrates, but here comes Rikishi (AfroJoe) steaming in! WHAM!! Rikishi nails Hogan butt-first and Hogan is literally sent flying UP the ramp!
Rikishi (AJ) and RVD (Rickoss) head to the ring to help out Saturn (Scott), who’s in all kinds of trouble thanks to Hall (Dead Wonder) and Vince McMahon (MikeAll)! The 5 men brawl, the fan favourites gaining the advantage and…what’s this? TRIPLE OVERHEAD SUPLEX!! All 3 men set up McMahon and Hall for an overhead suplex, and nailed it Hardys and Lita-style! The nWo have certainly underestimated these three guys as RVD throws Hall into the ropes and meets him with a Spinning Heel Kick! Saturn’s got Vince, Moss Covered Three Handled Family Credenza!! Or, something like that anyway. Saturn decides not to pin, it looks as though they want to inflict more punishment!
Referee Earl Hebner (Mr Snuggly) is struggling to keep up with it all, but…look at this, a guy with a sign which says Stryke above it has jumped over the security barrier and he’s run into the ring, a microphone in hand!
“Wrestling sucks!! You should all grow out of it by the time you’re 12!! I’m gonna watch my intellectual films, read Lord Of The Rings again and stroke my beard while you idiot-OOF!!” Rikishi (AfroJoe) has had enough as he kicks Stryke in the stomach, and whips him into the turnbuckle! He signals to the crowd, we know what’s coming!! STINKFACE!!! EVEN I HAVE TO CHEER!! The crowd are going crazy-SMASH!! HULK HOGAN (DEAD WONDER) CAME FROM NO WHERE WITH A KENDO STICK, AND NAILED IT RIGHT OVER THE HEAD OF RIKISHI!! This match seemingly has no rules as carnage covers the ring, Scott Hall (Dead Wonder) is down and Rikishi (AfroJoe) is down. Strkye has run away crying.
RVD (Rickoss) is the first to move as he knocks Vince McMahon (MikeAll) down, and follows it up with a Rolling Thunder! Hogan (Dead Wonder) looks for a clothesline but Saturn (Scott) stops him with a Martial Arts kick, knocking him to the canvas. RVD looks at him, and then at the crowd…he leaps to the top rope and points to himself 3 times, Rob…Van…Dam, and then he flies! 5-STAR FROG SPLASH!! He covers Vince!
1…2…and it’s broken up BY KEVIN NASH (ALLARDINI)!! WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING OUT HERE!? The third member of the nWo is beating on RVD (Rickoss) and Saturn (Scott)! He’s participating in an Iron Man match for the WWF Forum Championship against Kane (Starlight) tomorrow, he has no business being here! Hogan (Dead Wonder)’s back in the ring now and he scores with his Leg Drop on RVD, and Nash puts Hall, who I’m guessing is the legal man, over him! To be honest Hebner (Mr Snuggly) has no idea who is legal and he’s forced to count by Nash, 1…2…3! The nWo win this one!
And now the nWo and Vince (MikeAll) pick on the remains of RVD (Rickoss), Rikishi (AJ) and Saturn (Scott), stomping and punching them while they’re down. Hang on, the crowd are on their feet, they’re going absolutely crazy! IT’S KANE (STARLIGHT)!! THE CHAMPION IS ON HIS WAY, AND HE WANTS NASH (ALLARDINI)!! He knocks down Vince with a powerful uppercut, and then gives Hogan (Dead Wonder) a huge boot to the face! Hall (Dead Wonder) runs at him-CHOKESLAM!!
He goes for Nash (allardini) but he’s already escaped the ring, I don’t think he wants to go at it with Kane (Starlight) until tomorrow! Kane walks calmly out of the ring, it looks like he’ll have to wait till tomorrow to get his hands on Nash. Anyway, RVD, Rikishi and Saturn are up and Rikishi’s beckoning someone out…it’s Grandmaster Sexay (Ant) and Scotty 2 Hotty (Ant)! They’ve got the sunglasses, and the crowd know what they want to do!
Saturn (Scott) puts them on straight away, and looks around in shock! What’s so special about those glasses!? RVD (Rickoss) hesitates and asks the crowd…they cheer loudly, and finally he accepts! It looks like he wants to dance, and so does Earl Hebner (Mr Snuggly)!!
Scotty, GMS, and Rikishi give the signal-“TURN IT UP!!” The crowd have gone wild, look at the amount of people in the ring dancing! Rikishi (AfroJoe), GMS (Ant), Scotty (Ant), Earl Hebner (Mr Snuggly), Perry Saturn (Scott Giles) and Rob Van Dam (Rickoss)! Too Cool celebrate on the top rope as the fireworks go off, the nWo may’ve won this match but the ending has been brilliant! The music finishes and the audience applaud, what a great way to finish this match! Now we wait for the WWF Forum Title match, and the Rumble!
The winners of this match, Hogan (Dead Wonder), Hall (Dead Wonder) and Vince McMahon (MikeAll).
Thanks for reading, Ant.
(Perry Saturn’s music hits) A nice pop for the first of them appears, it’s Perry Saturn (Scott Giles)! Perry Saturn is extremely dangerous and I think the nWo underestimate him.
(Rikishi’s music hits) The crowd sway to the music as the Phatman Rikishi (AfroJoe) joins Saturn at the top of the ramp, where they wait for their partner.
“ONE OF A KIND!!” A massive cheer goes up from the crowd as Rob Van Dam (Rickoss) struts out from behind the curtain!
He nods at his partners, and then they rush the ring! RVD (Rickoss) goes straight for Hulk Hogan (Dead Wonder), knocking him onto the ropes and then sending him to the outside with a dropkick! Meanwhile, Perry Saturn (Scott) has Vince McMahon (MikeAll) set up for an overhead Belly-To-Belly Suplex-WHAM!! He nails it, and Vince rolls out of the ring in pain! Scott Hall (Dead Wonder) has been knocked down thanks to a massive boot to the face from Rikishi (AfroJoe)!
It looks like it’s gonna be 3-on-1 for a bit here, as Rikishi whips Hall into the turnbuckle. He grabs RVD, slaps his behind, and then sends him on his way! The crowd roar as RVD rams into Scott Hall, they’re doing it Too Cool style! Rikishi does the same to Perry Saturn, and Scott Hall has fallen! He’s in the perfect position for a stinkface! Rikishi lifts his hands in the air as the crowd cheer him on, but Hogan pulls Hall out of the way, and then takes Rikishi’s legs from under him! Rikishi’s face hits the canvas hard, and the crowd sound very unhappy.
RVD (Rickoss) is having none of it though, as he jumps onto the ring apron and then to the ropes, SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT STRAIGHT ONTO HULK HOGAN (DEAD WONDER)!! CLANG!! BUT VINCE (MIKEALL) COMES FROM NO WHERE AND SMASHES A STEEL CHAIR STRAIGHT OVER THE HEAD OF VAN DAM!!
Saturn (Scott) clotheslines Vince over the security barrier and into the screaming audience, but before he can follow Hall (Dead Wonder) tosses him back into the ring, where he scores with a kick to the midsection and then a DDT! Hall stomps viciously on Saturn, and then picks him up tosses him into the turnbuckle. He thrusts his shoulder into the stomach of Saturn, and then stomps a mudhole in him! Saturn looks bad as he sits in the corner, and Hall (Dead Wonder) begins to imitate Rikishi (AfroJoe)! They say imitation is the highest form of flattery but I don’t think Hall wants to flatter him at all, he wants to stinkface Saturn!
Ooohh!! Saturn (Scott) reverses with a low blow, and then executes a perfect Brainbuster! Saturn goes to work on the back of Hall (Dead Wonder), by hitting a Pendulum Backbreaker, followed strangely an STF Submission! It looks like Saturn wants to finish it with style, but just before Hall can tap out Vince McMahon breaks the hold with a harsh kick to the side of the head! They both whip Saturn into the ropes-double powerbomb!! You could feel the impact all over the arena!
Meanwhile on the outside two legends of wrestling are battling it out, RVD (Rickoss) and Hulk Hogan (Dead Wonder). RVD looks for a Roundhouse Kick but Hogan ducks, shoving him face-first into the ring post! RVD staggers back, and Hogan hooks his arm around his neck, and then Backdrop Suplexes him right onto the steel ramp! RVD holds his back in agony as Hogan celebrates, but here comes Rikishi (AfroJoe) steaming in! WHAM!! Rikishi nails Hogan butt-first and Hogan is literally sent flying UP the ramp!
Rikishi (AJ) and RVD (Rickoss) head to the ring to help out Saturn (Scott), who’s in all kinds of trouble thanks to Hall (Dead Wonder) and Vince McMahon (MikeAll)! The 5 men brawl, the fan favourites gaining the advantage and…what’s this? TRIPLE OVERHEAD SUPLEX!! All 3 men set up McMahon and Hall for an overhead suplex, and nailed it Hardys and Lita-style! The nWo have certainly underestimated these three guys as RVD throws Hall into the ropes and meets him with a Spinning Heel Kick! Saturn’s got Vince, Moss Covered Three Handled Family Credenza!! Or, something like that anyway. Saturn decides not to pin, it looks as though they want to inflict more punishment!
Referee Earl Hebner (Mr Snuggly) is struggling to keep up with it all, but…look at this, a guy with a sign which says Stryke above it has jumped over the security barrier and he’s run into the ring, a microphone in hand!
“Wrestling sucks!! You should all grow out of it by the time you’re 12!! I’m gonna watch my intellectual films, read Lord Of The Rings again and stroke my beard while you idiot-OOF!!” Rikishi (AfroJoe) has had enough as he kicks Stryke in the stomach, and whips him into the turnbuckle! He signals to the crowd, we know what’s coming!! STINKFACE!!! EVEN I HAVE TO CHEER!! The crowd are going crazy-SMASH!! HULK HOGAN (DEAD WONDER) CAME FROM NO WHERE WITH A KENDO STICK, AND NAILED IT RIGHT OVER THE HEAD OF RIKISHI!! This match seemingly has no rules as carnage covers the ring, Scott Hall (Dead Wonder) is down and Rikishi (AfroJoe) is down. Strkye has run away crying.
RVD (Rickoss) is the first to move as he knocks Vince McMahon (MikeAll) down, and follows it up with a Rolling Thunder! Hogan (Dead Wonder) looks for a clothesline but Saturn (Scott) stops him with a Martial Arts kick, knocking him to the canvas. RVD looks at him, and then at the crowd…he leaps to the top rope and points to himself 3 times, Rob…Van…Dam, and then he flies! 5-STAR FROG SPLASH!! He covers Vince!
1…2…and it’s broken up BY KEVIN NASH (ALLARDINI)!! WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING OUT HERE!? The third member of the nWo is beating on RVD (Rickoss) and Saturn (Scott)! He’s participating in an Iron Man match for the WWF Forum Championship against Kane (Starlight) tomorrow, he has no business being here! Hogan (Dead Wonder)’s back in the ring now and he scores with his Leg Drop on RVD, and Nash puts Hall, who I’m guessing is the legal man, over him! To be honest Hebner (Mr Snuggly) has no idea who is legal and he’s forced to count by Nash, 1…2…3! The nWo win this one!
And now the nWo and Vince (MikeAll) pick on the remains of RVD (Rickoss), Rikishi (AJ) and Saturn (Scott), stomping and punching them while they’re down. Hang on, the crowd are on their feet, they’re going absolutely crazy! IT’S KANE (STARLIGHT)!! THE CHAMPION IS ON HIS WAY, AND HE WANTS NASH (ALLARDINI)!! He knocks down Vince with a powerful uppercut, and then gives Hogan (Dead Wonder) a huge boot to the face! Hall (Dead Wonder) runs at him-CHOKESLAM!!
He goes for Nash (allardini) but he’s already escaped the ring, I don’t think he wants to go at it with Kane (Starlight) until tomorrow! Kane walks calmly out of the ring, it looks like he’ll have to wait till tomorrow to get his hands on Nash. Anyway, RVD, Rikishi and Saturn are up and Rikishi’s beckoning someone out…it’s Grandmaster Sexay (Ant) and Scotty 2 Hotty (Ant)! They’ve got the sunglasses, and the crowd know what they want to do!
Saturn (Scott) puts them on straight away, and looks around in shock! What’s so special about those glasses!? RVD (Rickoss) hesitates and asks the crowd…they cheer loudly, and finally he accepts! It looks like he wants to dance, and so does Earl Hebner (Mr Snuggly)!!
Scotty, GMS, and Rikishi give the signal-“TURN IT UP!!” The crowd have gone wild, look at the amount of people in the ring dancing! Rikishi (AfroJoe), GMS (Ant), Scotty (Ant), Earl Hebner (Mr Snuggly), Perry Saturn (Scott Giles) and Rob Van Dam (Rickoss)! Too Cool celebrate on the top rope as the fireworks go off, the nWo may’ve won this match but the ending has been brilliant! The music finishes and the audience applaud, what a great way to finish this match! Now we wait for the WWF Forum Title match, and the Rumble!
The winners of this match, Hogan (Dead Wonder), Hall (Dead Wonder) and Vince McMahon (MikeAll).
Thanks for reading, Ant.
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