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The Prison And The Prisoner
The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin
and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to
me first?"
"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private
place 'the prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'.
So what we do is: put the prisoner in the prison.
And then they made love for the first time.
Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with
satisfaction.
Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to
have escaped."
Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison
him."
After the second time they spent, they guy reaches for his
cigarettes but the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience
of making love, gives him a suggestive smile, "Honey, the
prisoner is out again!"
The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a
recently born foal. Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally
exhausted.
She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."
Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, it's not a
life sentence!"
The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin
and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to
me first?"
"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private
place 'the prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'.
So what we do is: put the prisoner in the prison.
And then they made love for the first time.
Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with
satisfaction.
Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to
have escaped."
Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison
him."
After the second time they spent, they guy reaches for his
cigarettes but the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience
of making love, gives him a suggestive smile, "Honey, the
prisoner is out again!"
The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a
recently born foal. Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally
exhausted.
She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."
Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, it's not a
life sentence!"
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Haha!
Those were all quite funny!
Those were all quite funny!
ok i have a joke, it's not too bad, just hope i don't get banned for it :D
ok, theres an englishman, an irishman and a frenchman and there all in a desert the englishman says to the other two "damn, i'm thirsty!" and the other two say "yeah but where the heck are we going to find water around here?" the englishman then spots a building in the distance "hey look maybe we can find water there!"
So, they all walk over to this building which turns out to be a watershop the irishman says "i'll go in first" so he does, he walks up to this really scabby woman inside and says "can I have a bottle of water please?" the woman replies "yes but only if you have sex with me" the irishman replies "no thanks" and walks out,
next the frenchman walks in and asks the woman "can i have a bottlle of water please?" she again replies "only if you have sex with me" the frenchman then declines and walks out, finally the englishman go's in and asks "can I please have a bottle of water?" " the woman then replies "only if you have sex with me" so the englishman replies "ok" so they go upstairs and on the way up the englishman grabs a cucumber, they then get undressed and have sex (with the cucumber, use your imagination! :D) then when they have finished he throws the cucumber out of the window, they then go downstairs, the englishman collects his water and leaves, then the irishman and the frenchman walk in, the woman says "heres two bottles of water for you" the irishman then replies "no thanks, I just had a lovely cucumber!" :D
sik ~_~
ok, theres an englishman, an irishman and a frenchman and there all in a desert the englishman says to the other two "damn, i'm thirsty!" and the other two say "yeah but where the heck are we going to find water around here?" the englishman then spots a building in the distance "hey look maybe we can find water there!"
So, they all walk over to this building which turns out to be a watershop the irishman says "i'll go in first" so he does, he walks up to this really scabby woman inside and says "can I have a bottle of water please?" the woman replies "yes but only if you have sex with me" the irishman replies "no thanks" and walks out,
next the frenchman walks in and asks the woman "can i have a bottlle of water please?" she again replies "only if you have sex with me" the frenchman then declines and walks out, finally the englishman go's in and asks "can I please have a bottle of water?" " the woman then replies "only if you have sex with me" so the englishman replies "ok" so they go upstairs and on the way up the englishman grabs a cucumber, they then get undressed and have sex (with the cucumber, use your imagination! :D) then when they have finished he throws the cucumber out of the window, they then go downstairs, the englishman collects his water and leaves, then the irishman and the frenchman walk in, the woman says "heres two bottles of water for you" the irishman then replies "no thanks, I just had a lovely cucumber!" :D
sik ~_~
Reminds me of a joke I heard....
A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, "I have a confession to make, I'm not a virgin."
The husband replies, "That's no big thing in this day and age."
The wife continues, "Yeah, I've been with one guy."
"Oh yeah? Who was the guy?"
"Tiger Woods."
"Tiger Woods the golfer?"
"Yeah."
"Well he's rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed with him."
The husband and wife then make passionate love. When they get done, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone. "What are you doing?" asks the wife. The husband says, "I'm hungry, I was going to call room service and get some food." "Tiger wouldn't do that!" She claims.
"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"
"He'd come back to bed and do it a second time." The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love with his wife a second time.
When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone. "What are you doing?" She asks. The husband says, "I'm still hungry so I was going to call room service to get some food."
"Tiger wouldn't do that." Again she claims.
"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"
"He'd come back to bed and do it a third time."
The guy slams down the phone and goes back to bed and makes love to his wife a third time. When they finish he's tired and beat. He drags himself over to the phone and starts to dial. The wife asks, "Are you calling room service?"
"No! I'm calling Tiger Woods to find out what's par for this damn hole!"
A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, "I have a confession to make, I'm not a virgin."
The husband replies, "That's no big thing in this day and age."
The wife continues, "Yeah, I've been with one guy."
"Oh yeah? Who was the guy?"
"Tiger Woods."
"Tiger Woods the golfer?"
"Yeah."
"Well he's rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed with him."
The husband and wife then make passionate love. When they get done, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone. "What are you doing?" asks the wife. The husband says, "I'm hungry, I was going to call room service and get some food." "Tiger wouldn't do that!" She claims.
"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"
"He'd come back to bed and do it a second time." The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love with his wife a second time.
When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone. "What are you doing?" She asks. The husband says, "I'm still hungry so I was going to call room service to get some food."
"Tiger wouldn't do that." Again she claims.
"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"
"He'd come back to bed and do it a third time."
The guy slams down the phone and goes back to bed and makes love to his wife a third time. When they finish he's tired and beat. He drags himself over to the phone and starts to dial. The wife asks, "Are you calling room service?"
"No! I'm calling Tiger Woods to find out what's par for this damn hole!"
The Prison And The Prisoner
The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin
and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to
me first?"
"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private
place 'the prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'.
So what we do is: put the prisoner in the prison.
And then they made love for the first time.
Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with
satisfaction.
Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to
have escaped."
Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison
him."
After the second time they spent, they guy reaches for his
cigarettes but the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience
of making love, gives him a suggestive smile, "Honey, the
prisoner is out again!"
The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a
recently born foal. Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally
exhausted.
She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."
Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, it's not a
life sentence!"
The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin
and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to
me first?"
"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private
place 'the prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'.
So what we do is: put the prisoner in the prison.
And then they made love for the first time.
Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with
satisfaction.
Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to
have escaped."
Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison
him."
After the second time they spent, they guy reaches for his
cigarettes but the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience
of making love, gives him a suggestive smile, "Honey, the
prisoner is out again!"
The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a
recently born foal. Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally
exhausted.
She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."
Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, it's not a
life sentence!"
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