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"Venus Nuts"

I was in Glasgow today and bought some things...

Some CDs and guitar stuff but also I went into the gadget shop thing and bought these 'grow your own plant' kits.

It's great... one is a Venus Fly Trap and the other is a Monkey Nut Plant... I'm so happy with myself, it won't work though.

All for under a fiver as well

Also, my hair is really nice today... I met someone and they told me that.

And lastly homeless people swore at me just because I had no change, I felt like telling him I gave his mate a bloody phone once.

*admires hair in mirror*

I bet the homeless guy was jealous of your hair, that's why he swore at you, and he wanted money to buy a wig like you... ahem, erm, I mean, a wig that looks like your hair...erm...yeah.

i bought two venus's once, but i couldnt stop myself from poking them with tweezers all the time and they died :(

Was she wearing a wig as well?

Or I could give them the monkey nuts to eat

Feed the homeless people to the venis fly traps, that'll learn 'em

Yeah, I think my best bet is the monkey nuts.

Also I saw the person I fancy, I smiled... I saw her admire my hair.

YAY me.

SHEEPY wrote:
> It's great... one is a Venus Fly Trap and the other is a Monkey Nut
> Plant.

Cross breed! Venus monkey nut plants!

:D

My brother had a couple of venus fly traps. They are hard to keep alive.

Very nice indeed.....

Sheepu, have you been stealing wigs and harassing homeless people again? Good.