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"What Porntrooper did today..."

Today, the Porntrooper mostly relaxed. Watched a little TV and sat with a warm drink.

http://www.geocities.com/gazrip/images/trooper_tea.jpg

After a while though, Porntrooper became restless, and decided to read up on advanced combat techniques, as per his handbook.

http://www.geocities.com/gazrip/images/trooper_read.jpg

However, he had not expected that the advanced techniques would involve advanced armaments.

http://www.geocities.com/gazrip/images/trooper_jedi.jpg

So the trooper played for a while, but eventually tired, and decided it was time to call it a day.

http://www.geocities.com/gazrip/images/trooper_gay.jpg

However, he was not alone, for his beloved girlfriend awaited him, and as always, before they slept, they played their little games...

http://www.geocities.com/gazrip/images/trooper_gimp.jpg


Just another day in the life of the Porntrooper!

IB

the greatest one of them all?

You aspire to that fat ********?

Fair enough, but he's pretty much the only hairy chester.

Me? I have hair on my chest, but it's quite light, probably because I used to be blond, my facial hair is the same. But regardless, I hate chest hair, and surely look better without than I would otherwise.

Insane Bartender wrote:
> how many porn stars have hairy chests?
>
> I can name one.
>
> One.
>
> Fool

The greatest one of them all. Ron jeremy.

So ner.

how many porn stars have hairy chests?

I can name one.

One.

Fool

Why the hell don't you have ANY hair on your chest?

You fr33k.

:-D

Tiltawhirl wrote:
> Miserableman wrote:
> We want to see PORNTROOPER GOES SHOPPING.
>
> IN ASDA.
>
> That would be followed by 'Porn Trooper gets arrested and tested to
> see what drugs he's on'.
>
> Then by 'Porn Trooper gets locked up and his cell mate shows him who's
> the Daddy'.

I'd do it.

Infact, I might start my own series.

'What er-no did today'

Yeah... cool.

Miserableman wrote:
> We want to see PORNTROOPER GOES SHOPPING.
>
> IN ASDA.

That would be followed by 'Porn Trooper gets arrested and tested to see what drugs he's on'.

Then by 'Porn Trooper gets locked up and his cell mate shows him who's the Daddy'.

You must think you pretty tough ey tough guy.

Can you drive?

Like a women?

Thats ok then, for the lady it would be fine

We want to see PORNTROOPER GOES SHOPPING.

IN ASDA.

I'm not even gonna ask where you got that whip from...