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"God I'm bored"

The staff are screaming and the newbies are howling,
way down in the forums tonight.
There's a game on the shelves with a familiar face,
and a cigarette waiting for a light.
There's evil in the air and there's thunder in the sky,
and Sniper’s on the bloodshot streets.
Oh and down in the Fog where the gamers are rising,
Oh I swear I saw a young boy, he’d just won a GAD,
He was starting to foam in the heat.

Oh Snakey you're the only thing in this whole world,
that's pure and good and right.
And wherever you are and wherever you go,
there's always gonna be some fight.
But I gotta get out,
I gotta break it out now,
Before the final crack of dawn.
I gotta make the queues before the rest of the fools,
When it's over you know,
We'll both be so alone.

Like a bat out of hell
It'll be gone when the morning comes.
When the night is over
Like a bat out of hell
It'll be gone gone gone.
Like a bat out of hell
It'll be gone when the morning comes.
But when the day is done and the sun goes down,
and the gamers start to wake,
Then like a fanboy before the feet of Kojima,
I'll come crawling on back to you.

I'm gonna hit the highway like a battering ram,
on a red and yellow striped push-bike.
When the pedals are hot and the dynamo is hungry,
and we're all about to see the light.
Nothing’s ever grows in this rotting old hole.
Everything is stunted and lost.
And nothing really rocks
And nothing really rolls
And nothing's ever worth the cost.

And I know that I'm damned if I don’t get it,
And maybe I'm damned if I do,
But with every other beat I've got left in my heart,
You know I'd rather be damned with you.
If I gotta be damned you know I wanna be damned,
playing through the night with you.
If I gotta be damned you know I wanna be damned.
Gotta be damned you know I wanna be damned.
If I gotta be damned you know I wanna be damned,
Playing through the night
Playing through the night
Playing through the night with you!

Oh Snakey you're the only thing in this whole world,
that's pure and good and right.
And wherever you are and wherever you go,
there's always gonna be some fight.
But I gotta get out,
I gotta break it out now,
Before the final crack of dawn.
I gotta make the queues before the rest of the fools,
When it's over you know,
We'll both be so alone.

Like a bat out of hell,
It'll be gone when the morning comes.
When the night is over
Like a bat out of hell
It'll be gone gone gone.
Like a bat out of hell
It'll be gone when the morning comes.
But when the day is done and the sun goes down,
and the blue light’s shining through,
Then like a sinner before the feet of Kojima,
I'll come crawling on back to you.

And like a sinner before the feet of Kojima,
I'll come crawling on back to you…

I can see myself tearing up the road,
Faster than any other boy has ever gone.

And my skin is raw but my soul is ripe.
No-one's gonna stop me now, I gotta get my game.

But I can't stop thinking of you…
And I never see the sudden curve until it's way too late.

And I never see the sudden curve 'till it's way too late…

Then I'm lying at the bottom of a pit in the blazing sun.

Torn and twisted at the foot of a bit bent bike.

And I think somebody somewhere must be playing the game…

And the last thing I see is Snake, still smoking… Breaking out of my bag, and flying away… like a bat out of hell.

Like a bat out of hell… Like a bat out of hell. Like a bat out of hell!

Oh like a bat out of hell!

Oh like a bat out of hell!

Like a bat out of hell!

Barry White, any day!

And Grix, you're only bored because you haven't got a PS2 and Metal Gear Solid 2.

You're missing out bro, go get it.

BW clearly. He's the true HeavyWeight. He makes MeatLoaf look like Mr. Bean in comparison.

Meatloaf was in Black Dog with Patrick Swayze. That movie ruled, it had trucks in it.

Trucks AND guns.

It depends how long his hair is.

If it's short and shaved, he'll punch you in the stomach.

Otherwise, he'd turn sharply and slap your face with his long girly locks.

Meat Loaf and Barry White, who'd win?

He'd say "HAAA HAAAA HAAAA haaa ha...not" and then hit you.
I expect.

If I saw Meatloaf Id say "I don't know who you are but you're a real dead ringer for Meatloaf!" then laugh.

Do you think he'd laugh too, or would he make a polite excuse then leave?

Birds of a fevva and all that I s'pose.

Or $!{£"T $(0%£ or whatever he is, now.

Hmmm, this was pretty much a notable only topic, until allardini popped his head in...