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Yes, a few days ago the chief UN weapons inspector, Hans Blinx, led a crack team into Iraq. Their job, starting today, is to try to find any evidence of weapons of mass destruction under the possession of Saddam Wossneim.
Mr Blinx became a weapons inspector in the late seventies, and in the early nineties made history by becoming the first goggled cat ever to become chief weapons inspector. At the time he was quoted to have said "I see it not as a victory for cats, but as a victory for ginger people".
A few minutes before boarding the plane bound for Iraq, we snatched an interview with Mr Blinx:
Us: So this is a very important mission for you and the team, with your findings possibly leading to or preventing global nuclear war.....do you feel under a lot of pressure?
Blinx: Well not really...if it all goes pear shaped I can just go back in time and have another go.
Us: I see. I imagine it is hard to find any weapons or evidence of these weapons?
Blinx: Well yes and no. Its hard to know where to look, but they aren't exactly small. You can't exactly miss them if you're in the same room, if you know what I mean.
Us: So what will you be looking for, primarily?
Blinx: Well they're weapons of mass destruction, so first I'll be looking for some mass destruction.
Us: And if you find no mass destruction?
Blinx: I'll look for some smaller scale destruction.
Us: Would it be possible to use your enhanced feline senses to sniff out these weapons?
Blinx: Are you being speciesist? I hope you're not being speciesist. I hate people who are speciesist.
Unfortunately the interview became too stupid at that point to continue, so we let Mr Blinx board his plane. He's a nice chap with a good sense of humour, but let's hope it doesn't affect his work. Because if he's one of those people who would shoot "BOOM!" during a tense moment when they've just discovered the bomb, it could men death for everyone.
Earlier in the week George Bush had this to say on the matter in reply to a question at a press conference:
"Can I speculatify on what Mr Blinx will uncover? Hell, I don't need to, I know Saddam has weapons of mass destructification, because my Daddy sold 'em to him!"
Mr Blinx became a weapons inspector in the late seventies, and in the early nineties made history by becoming the first goggled cat ever to become chief weapons inspector. At the time he was quoted to have said "I see it not as a victory for cats, but as a victory for ginger people".
A few minutes before boarding the plane bound for Iraq, we snatched an interview with Mr Blinx:
Us: So this is a very important mission for you and the team, with your findings possibly leading to or preventing global nuclear war.....do you feel under a lot of pressure?
Blinx: Well not really...if it all goes pear shaped I can just go back in time and have another go.
Us: I see. I imagine it is hard to find any weapons or evidence of these weapons?
Blinx: Well yes and no. Its hard to know where to look, but they aren't exactly small. You can't exactly miss them if you're in the same room, if you know what I mean.
Us: So what will you be looking for, primarily?
Blinx: Well they're weapons of mass destruction, so first I'll be looking for some mass destruction.
Us: And if you find no mass destruction?
Blinx: I'll look for some smaller scale destruction.
Us: Would it be possible to use your enhanced feline senses to sniff out these weapons?
Blinx: Are you being speciesist? I hope you're not being speciesist. I hate people who are speciesist.
Unfortunately the interview became too stupid at that point to continue, so we let Mr Blinx board his plane. He's a nice chap with a good sense of humour, but let's hope it doesn't affect his work. Because if he's one of those people who would shoot "BOOM!" during a tense moment when they've just discovered the bomb, it could men death for everyone.
Earlier in the week George Bush had this to say on the matter in reply to a question at a press conference:
"Can I speculatify on what Mr Blinx will uncover? Hell, I don't need to, I know Saddam has weapons of mass destructification, because my Daddy sold 'em to him!"
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All in good time...
Wahey! I didn't even intend this to be a GAD attempt, I just thought of the pun and decided to write it. Still, thanks SR - I thought winning GAD would become less special after the first time, but it doesn't. There's always room in my heart for a free game :)
We have a winner in the Xbox forum! That's quite rare. Cute post.
Heh, well, no one else has even bothered to look!
adrian wrote:
> Sorry but his name is Hans Blix, not Blinx :)
Yeah, it was kind of a pun...
> Sorry but his name is Hans Blix, not Blinx :)
Yeah, it was kind of a pun...
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