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"And on a lighter note"

Why are people so down on drugs in The Olympics?
Why is it a bad thing?
Apart from sport-heads and sexual deviants, who watches the Olympics?
And why nobody watches it is? That's right, it's boring.

"See these people run, run people run"
"See these people jump, jump people jump"
(you see the pattern emerging here)

Now, to gain massive viewing figures and thereby increase ad revenue, here's a suggestion:
Make drug consumption compulsory.
Lots of drugs.
Be honest now, who are the most memorable figures from recent sporting history?
Eddie The Eagle (he was crap)
That Samoan sprinter (he was crap)
That Nigerian swimmer (he was crap)

But you watched because it was at least interesting, it was a talking point wasn't it? Much more interesting than
"Boy did you see that guy win gold in the 100m sprint?"
"Yeah, he sure ran faster than everyone else didn't he?"
"Yeah, that's why he won."

Imagine it:
The 1500 metres Sprint sponsored by Pot
"And they're off. Well, two of them are, the rest are sitting about talking about Pink Floyd. And here comes, what's this? A pizza van."

150 meter freestyle swim sponsored by Special Brew
"Lane 3 has stopped and is vomiting copiously and waving the rest on. Lane 4 has cramped and is swimming in circles, he's quite obviously trolleyed"

Boxing on Ecstasy
"Round 1. They're both hugging each other and gurning, here comes the corner man with some water. And now Leftfield has taken the lead and is singing some crap about lager lager lager shouting lager lager lager. Now they're dancing and wearing nappies and dummies"

It would just be more interesting, that's all I'm saying.

(Drugs are obviously bad for you and so much as a sniff of weed will turn you into a rapist murderer that steals stuff to pay for gear. Just say No folks! (what time are we meeting down the pub?))

They should replace the events with drug related ones.

100 M Cocaine Snort - Who gets furthest without dieing?

And so on.

SHEEPY wrote:
> I'd join the team...

Oh and if your sick in a swimming pool it disapperars in
> a second... it rules... I did that :)

ewwwwww. sick. im gonna puke now. anybody got a swimming pool?

Mr.Snuggly wrote:
> There's a headline in this Onion book I have:

"Sports Committee to make
> Olympic-enhancing drugs compulsory to viewers"

lol... The Onion is fantastic...

I'd join the team...

Oh and if your sick in a swimming pool it disapperars in a second... it rules... I did that :)

Ant wrote:
> AfroJoe wrote:
> Ant wrote:
> Hey, I like running.

I rule at the
> 100m. Well, to a
> reasonable extent.

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>What's your best
> time?

12.16 at the District Sports.

And big_slow, does that make mine 10
> times bigger than yours?? :D

no, ofcoarse not. you cant even imagine a 100 inch penis.

AfroJoe wrote:
> Ant wrote:
> Hey, I like running.

I rule at the 100m. Well, to a
> reasonable extent.

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>What's your best time?

12.16 at the District Sports.

And big_slow, does that make mine 10 times bigger than yours?? :D

That's such a good idea, that way anyone could enter. You could have regular Joe nobody's running the 100m on ecstacy, as long as they weren't playing loud music over the speakers then they'd run their balls off.

big_slow wrote:
> Ant wrote:
> Hey, I like running.

I rule at the 100m. Well, to a
> reasonable extent.

now i can see why you chose PE. ant is a body builder and
> has a 0.43 cm penis! that is big for a ant!

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Jesus, that is big! :D

Ant wrote:
> Hey, I like running.

I rule at the 100m. Well, to a reasonable extent.

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What's your best time?

Ant wrote:
> Hey, I like running.

I rule at the 100m. Well, to a reasonable extent.

now i can see why you chose PE. ant is a body builder and has a 0.43 cm penis! that is big for a ant!