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Dear Santa,
I love Christmas, Santa. I want a pony and lots of ice cream. Oh, instead I just want Barbie Dream World for the PS2, that or world peace. I love you Santa, you and your reindeer. If there is anything you want me to do Santa just write back ok. I’ll be leaving the chocolate chip cookies on the table this year.
Love, Marie
Yo Santa,
Yo yo yo, Santa this is your dawg. Remember when we went to the bar that day and met those hott girls. Good times. This Christmas I want a copy of Vice City with a Mercedes Benz if that’s no problem because I love cars dawg and Vice City is suppose to have lots of them. Well peace out Santa.
Your Dawg, Richie
Dear Back Stabbing fat man of hatred!!!,
Why did you give me that dumb peace of coal last year. This is outrageous, what have I ever done to you! I haven’t been bad this year!!! This year I want to rule the world….or at least give me a lot of money. I said a lot Santa so don’t give me petty change like when I was four. I hope you die Santa!!!
Hate, Bill Gates
Pssst Santa,
Hello citizen of the North Pole. This is one of your beloved fans writing a letter to you, Santa Claus. I would like a kitty this Christmas. That’s right a kitty. If I had a kitty I would name him Billy and he would be my best friend. Isn’t that sweet Santa. I bet you think that is sweet don’t you. Remember I want a kitty, I repeat a kitty. Preferably one with all his toes.
Love, George Bush
Um Santa,
I want a small boy. Nothing else just a small boy to have by my side. Not to perform sexual fantasies on of course. No no, what would give you that idea Santa. Your crazy. Yea, that is right I called you crazy. By the way, make the small boy wear a small speedo and a muscle shirt.
Love, Mr. Snuggly
Santa,
I just killed this guy here and I really need a car to stash the body. If that is no problem of course.
Love, Female Mob Boss
Santa’s gift list-
Marie-coal
Richie-GTA: Vice City
Bill Gates-Bomb Mail
George Bush-coal
Mr. Snuggly- Hoard of Police officers
Mob Boss- Cash, 13 cars, a pony, a kitty, a small servant boy, and Santa’s phone number
I know when you’ve been naughty or nice.
Drunk
I love Christmas, Santa. I want a pony and lots of ice cream. Oh, instead I just want Barbie Dream World for the PS2, that or world peace. I love you Santa, you and your reindeer. If there is anything you want me to do Santa just write back ok. I’ll be leaving the chocolate chip cookies on the table this year.
Love, Marie
Yo Santa,
Yo yo yo, Santa this is your dawg. Remember when we went to the bar that day and met those hott girls. Good times. This Christmas I want a copy of Vice City with a Mercedes Benz if that’s no problem because I love cars dawg and Vice City is suppose to have lots of them. Well peace out Santa.
Your Dawg, Richie
Dear Back Stabbing fat man of hatred!!!,
Why did you give me that dumb peace of coal last year. This is outrageous, what have I ever done to you! I haven’t been bad this year!!! This year I want to rule the world….or at least give me a lot of money. I said a lot Santa so don’t give me petty change like when I was four. I hope you die Santa!!!
Hate, Bill Gates
Pssst Santa,
Hello citizen of the North Pole. This is one of your beloved fans writing a letter to you, Santa Claus. I would like a kitty this Christmas. That’s right a kitty. If I had a kitty I would name him Billy and he would be my best friend. Isn’t that sweet Santa. I bet you think that is sweet don’t you. Remember I want a kitty, I repeat a kitty. Preferably one with all his toes.
Love, George Bush
Um Santa,
I want a small boy. Nothing else just a small boy to have by my side. Not to perform sexual fantasies on of course. No no, what would give you that idea Santa. Your crazy. Yea, that is right I called you crazy. By the way, make the small boy wear a small speedo and a muscle shirt.
Love, Mr. Snuggly
Santa,
I just killed this guy here and I really need a car to stash the body. If that is no problem of course.
Love, Female Mob Boss
Santa’s gift list-
Marie-coal
Richie-GTA: Vice City
Bill Gates-Bomb Mail
George Bush-coal
Mr. Snuggly- Hoard of Police officers
Mob Boss- Cash, 13 cars, a pony, a kitty, a small servant boy, and Santa’s phone number
I know when you’ve been naughty or nice.
Drunk
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Drunk Cow wrote:
> If there is anything
> you want me to do Santa just write back ok.
Dear Drunk Cow,
I would like you to make more good posts like this one, and you might just get your barbie box world. (I have to keep one for my-self aswell)
Santa
> If there is anything
> you want me to do Santa just write back ok.
Dear Drunk Cow,
I would like you to make more good posts like this one, and you might just get your barbie box world. (I have to keep one for my-self aswell)
Santa
Crackin post there mate! Keep it up! :D
Dear Santa,
I love Christmas, Santa. I want a pony and lots of ice cream. Oh, instead I just want Barbie Dream World for the PS2, that or world peace. I love you Santa, you and your reindeer. If there is anything you want me to do Santa just write back ok. I’ll be leaving the chocolate chip cookies on the table this year.
Love, Marie
Yo Santa,
Yo yo yo, Santa this is your dawg. Remember when we went to the bar that day and met those hott girls. Good times. This Christmas I want a copy of Vice City with a Mercedes Benz if that’s no problem because I love cars dawg and Vice City is suppose to have lots of them. Well peace out Santa.
Your Dawg, Richie
Dear Back Stabbing fat man of hatred!!!,
Why did you give me that dumb peace of coal last year. This is outrageous, what have I ever done to you! I haven’t been bad this year!!! This year I want to rule the world….or at least give me a lot of money. I said a lot Santa so don’t give me petty change like when I was four. I hope you die Santa!!!
Hate, Bill Gates
Pssst Santa,
Hello citizen of the North Pole. This is one of your beloved fans writing a letter to you, Santa Claus. I would like a kitty this Christmas. That’s right a kitty. If I had a kitty I would name him Billy and he would be my best friend. Isn’t that sweet Santa. I bet you think that is sweet don’t you. Remember I want a kitty, I repeat a kitty. Preferably one with all his toes.
Love, George Bush
Um Santa,
I want a small boy. Nothing else just a small boy to have by my side. Not to perform sexual fantasies on of course. No no, what would give you that idea Santa. Your crazy. Yea, that is right I called you crazy. By the way, make the small boy wear a small speedo and a muscle shirt.
Love, Mr. Snuggly
Santa,
I just killed this guy here and I really need a car to stash the body. If that is no problem of course.
Love, Female Mob Boss
Santa’s gift list-
Marie-coal
Richie-GTA: Vice City
Bill Gates-Bomb Mail
George Bush-coal
Mr. Snuggly- Hoard of Police officers
Mob Boss- Cash, 13 cars, a pony, a kitty, a small servant boy, and Santa’s phone number
I know when you’ve been naughty or nice.
Drunk
I love Christmas, Santa. I want a pony and lots of ice cream. Oh, instead I just want Barbie Dream World for the PS2, that or world peace. I love you Santa, you and your reindeer. If there is anything you want me to do Santa just write back ok. I’ll be leaving the chocolate chip cookies on the table this year.
Love, Marie
Yo Santa,
Yo yo yo, Santa this is your dawg. Remember when we went to the bar that day and met those hott girls. Good times. This Christmas I want a copy of Vice City with a Mercedes Benz if that’s no problem because I love cars dawg and Vice City is suppose to have lots of them. Well peace out Santa.
Your Dawg, Richie
Dear Back Stabbing fat man of hatred!!!,
Why did you give me that dumb peace of coal last year. This is outrageous, what have I ever done to you! I haven’t been bad this year!!! This year I want to rule the world….or at least give me a lot of money. I said a lot Santa so don’t give me petty change like when I was four. I hope you die Santa!!!
Hate, Bill Gates
Pssst Santa,
Hello citizen of the North Pole. This is one of your beloved fans writing a letter to you, Santa Claus. I would like a kitty this Christmas. That’s right a kitty. If I had a kitty I would name him Billy and he would be my best friend. Isn’t that sweet Santa. I bet you think that is sweet don’t you. Remember I want a kitty, I repeat a kitty. Preferably one with all his toes.
Love, George Bush
Um Santa,
I want a small boy. Nothing else just a small boy to have by my side. Not to perform sexual fantasies on of course. No no, what would give you that idea Santa. Your crazy. Yea, that is right I called you crazy. By the way, make the small boy wear a small speedo and a muscle shirt.
Love, Mr. Snuggly
Santa,
I just killed this guy here and I really need a car to stash the body. If that is no problem of course.
Love, Female Mob Boss
Santa’s gift list-
Marie-coal
Richie-GTA: Vice City
Bill Gates-Bomb Mail
George Bush-coal
Mr. Snuggly- Hoard of Police officers
Mob Boss- Cash, 13 cars, a pony, a kitty, a small servant boy, and Santa’s phone number
I know when you’ve been naughty or nice.
Drunk
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