Viewing Thread:
"XBOX - too big for Japan"

Sales figures from Japan last week:

1. GameBoy Advance - 150,800
2. PlayStation 2 - 38,400
3. GameCube - 37,400
4. XBox - 1,900
5. PS One - 1,800

The japanese like things to be small, like themselves, so I can only assume the XBOX is losing out due to it's immense size. Following on from reports of "poor" christmas sales, it seems that the GC was just leaving it a week later than everyone else.

It is good to see the XBOX outselling the PS1 though.

Thanks to Tiltawhirl for posting this to the Ninties.

Silver LexusIS200 Sport, for all you people that don't believe me.
Yes it has got:

Automatic lights
Concealed headlight washers in the bumpers that come up when used at the touch of a button and go back in afterwards.
Electronic wing mirrors that fold in at the touch of a button.
Slip differential
Rear wheel drive
2litre 24V straight six engine
17in alloy wheels
Low profile tyres
remote control boot lock
Built into the dash 6 disc cd changer front loader as well.
8 speaker sound system that sounds a lot better than my mates
crappy BMW 3 series coupe.
Leather, chrome and suede interior
Tinted windows
Thatcham Grade 1
6 speeed manual gearbox.

I could go on and on, but you would only get more jealous.

Yes Cherry, we read it first time.

I dont know why everyone doesn't just ignore Top Score. This would annoy him immensely.

By the by, why's everyone calling him Cherry?

Is it his real name or something?

Insane Bartender wrote:
> Top score wrote:
> Yeh right the closest you get to a woman is the Ai ones on your mega
> PC. That's a thought perhaps we should call IB Artificial
> Intelligence instead that would also explain his rubbish posts.
>
> At a guess, Id say I've got more women under my belt than you have
> years. If I'd been trying to get a decent count together, I could
> easilly have doubled my number.
>
> I'm not bragging, I have no need to re-affirm my libido. But you, I
> doubt you've even played tongue hockey, much less played 90 minutes.
>
> From this day forward, I will call you Cherry.
>
> This name explains your need to feel better than everyone, because you
> know deep down inside that pretty much everyone around you knows more
> about the birds and bees than you could imagine.

posted earlier today, I think it's catching on...

Yes and why would Lexus give both me and my dad tickets to go to the British motor show on press day costing £40 each if I owned a different car. Then again owning a Lexus I would not expect you to appreciate the customer service you get from Lexus, free golfing tournaments, days out, hell they even rang me the day after to ask how I got on at the Motorshow. Of course I said I had a wonderful time, mind you all that salmon, prawns and hob knobing gets to you after a while then again you wouldn't know you are beneath me.

Top score wrote:

"Automatic lights"

WOW

Ah, now I understand.

Your dad owns a Lexus...

My car has:

"Automatic transparant ventilation allowance"
"Go-faster dirt stains"
"Handy portable rubbish tip in back seats"
"Space for umbrella"
"FOUR rear viewing devices" [I even have one in my sunlight protector]
"Car-User communication, electronically and physically assisted"
"Five round rubber car carrying devices"
etc etc

Top score wrote:
> all that salmon, prawns and knobing gets to you after a while

ewww