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NB: If you can’t be bothered to read it, just skip to the after-match stuff, as there’s a mini-story.
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Welcome once again to the Rumble in the Jungle! We’re here for this European title match. The fans like both competitors, and it is very hard to decide who will win, as the two are quite evenly matched. I also think it will be impossible for William Regal to stay out of this match-up, as he has been attacking the two of them frequently during the past few weeks.
The lights go down, BUNG! A gold light appears, and out comes Goldust (Dead Wonder) to a few cheers from the crowd. He slowly makes his way to the confetti-filled ring for this European title match. He takes off his robes and wig in the ring, and impatiently waits for his opponent’s arrival. Music by Rob Zombie hits, and Edge (Jetster) sprints to the ring, wasting no time to get this match started
The two exchange lefts and rights, as the ref takes Edge’s title, and Edge gets the upper hand. He goes for an Irish Whip, but Goldust counters it into an Irish whip of his own. Edge comes off the ropes, and hits a spinning heel kick. He throws Goldust into the turnbuckle, mounts him, and hits him with some punches. The crowd chants in time with each punch: “1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9” Edge then yells a mighty roar, and hits the tenth punch, before throwing the bizarre one down. He makes the cover, 1,2, and Goldust gets the shoulder up.
Edge then applies an Armbar. Both men get up, and Goldust hits an eye rake to get out of the submission. He runs off the ropes, stops by Edge and hits a facebuster. Once Edge is back up by the ropes, Goldust attempts to clothesline Edge out of the ring, but Edge back body drops him over by the ramp. Edge is standing in the ring, waiting. Goldust stands up, and what’s this? He’s walking away! He’ll get counted out and lose if he does that! Edge goes out, and takes down Goldust with a clothesline. He picks him up, and is attempting a suplex. Goldust’s too strong, and hits a suplex himself, right on the cold, hard ramp. He quickly runs into the ring to stop the ref’s count. He Irish whips Edge into the ring apron, the rolls him into the squared circle. 1,2, but Edge gets the shoulder up.
Goldust (Dead Wonder) lifts up his arms to taunt Edge (Jetster), but is given a bit of heat from the fans, who don’t like that around here, apparently. Edge gets up, Goldust runs off the ropes, but Edge counters with a dropkick. A hard clothesline knocks Goldust outside, near the announce table. Edge follows him. An “Edge, Edge!” cheer is starting. The Canadian throws Goldust over the barricade, into the crowd, making a HUGE pop. Edge beats on the bizarre one with some right hands. He jumps onto a nearby seat, and leaps off it with a flying clothesline. Edge picks up Goldust, and the two go back near the ring. Edge goes in to stop the count, and comes back out again.
Edge, now going for an Irish whip into the ring-post, but Goldust counters it into one of his own. And Goldust throws Edge, face-first into the steel steps. Both wrestlers are back in the ring. Cover by Goldust, 1,2, and a kick out by the European champion. Goldust runs off the ropes and does an elbow drop. And again. Wow, he’s done that same elbow drop 5 times. Another cover, 1,2, but Edge still has something left in him. Goldust now applies a chin lock.
Edge doesn’t seem in great shape; he’s been in that submission for quite a while. He’s managed to get is hand free, and is punching Goldust in the face. He’s out, runs off the ropes and hits a body press. An Irish whip followed up by a hip toss from the former tag champion. He Irish whips Goldust, goes for a backdrop, but Goldust saw it coming, got on his knees and hit an uppercut. Goldust picks up Edge, puts him between his legs - he’s going for a powerbomb! Edge is lifted up onto Goldust’s shoulders, and counters by flipping over his head and into a sunset flip! 1, 2, but Goldust gets the shoulder up. An Irish whip by the European champion, and he catches Goldust into a sleeper hold.
Goldust (Dead Wonder) is nearing the mat due to the pressure of the sleeper locked in by Edge (Jetster), who is trying his best to make the bizarre one submit, so he can retain the European title. Goldust looks pretty out; the ref checks the arm. He lifts, down it goes. One! Same thing again happens. Two! If Goldust’s arm drops again then he’ll be out of the match. Thr- No! Goldust got his arm up. He’s fighting back, getting some right hands to Edge. He’s out of the hold, but Edge gets an eye rake in on Goldust. He runs off the ropes, but Goldust caught him into a sleeper of his own! It doesn’t last as long, as Edge quickly counters with a Russian Leg Sweep.
Both competitors are down in the middle of the ring, and referee Mike Chioda has begun his 10 count. “5!” he shouts. The men are starting to get up. Both of them have fought hard in this match. “8!” The wrestlers are up. They hit each with some rights and lefts, Goldust goes for an Irish whip, but Edge comes back by sliding under Goldust’s legs and hitting an Edge-o-matic. Cover, 1, 2, but Goldust barely kicks out.
Edge (Jetster) hits an Irish whip on Goldust into the turnbuckle. He props up the challenger on the second rope. He starts to mount it himself, and it looks like he’s going for a hurricarana! His legs jump onto Goldust (Dead Wonder), but the bizarre one won’t flip over! He takes he upside-down Edge, and has lifted him onto his shoulders for a powerbomb! Look at the strength! Whilst holding onto Edge, he gets to the top rope, and directs himself to the outside! Surely not a powerbomb from the top rope to the outside! But no! He can’t direct it there! Edge hits a hurricarana that landed Goldust in the ring, and Edge almost outside, but he grabbed onto the ropes and propped himself back up
Edge impatiently waits for Goldust to get up. He’s staggering, but up enough. Edge gets a kick to the mid-section, the Edge-e-cution! But Goldust countered it with a spine-buster. He takes Edge’s legs, and catapults him into the turnbuckle. Edge comes back, and Goldust catches him for the curtain call! We may have a new European champion! Edge is lifted up, but flips over, SPEAR! Edge speared Goldust! A cover, 1,2, and a kick out by Goldust, how on earth did he do that? Edge then lifts up Goldust, and hits a Reverse DDT! Another cover, this should be all, but wait, William Regal (Grandprix) came in and pulled out the ref. When will that idiot stay out of his own business? He runs into the ring, and Edge is stomping him! He’s taken the knucks that were on Regal’s hand off! Regal gets up, and BAM! Edge gives Regal a taste of his own medicine, using the brass knuckles to smash Regal in the face.
Goldust is now up, and is double-teaming Regal with Edge. The two Irish whip Regal, and hit a Double Arm Drag. They’ve now thrown him into the turnbuckle, and hey! E + C old skool poetry in motion! Goldust is now putting Regal into position for Shattered Dreams! Goldust (Dead Wonder) runs back, but Edge puts is hand in front of him. He wants to do the damage too! No way, DOUBLE SHATTERED DREAMS! “Not the English jewels!” shouts Jerry “The King” Lawler from ringside.
Edge (Jetster) and Goldust are taunting the Englishman, and the referee’s up. He walks over to the two wrestlers and starts shouting at them, especially Edge. The two are arguing on the outside next to Regal, whilst Goldust is waiting impatiently in the ring. Hold it! It’s Ken Shamrock! (The Cong Man) Chair Shot to Goldust! The world’s most dangerous man lifts up Goldust, and repeatedly does belly to bellies on Goldust onto a chair. On the outside, Edge has just thrown Regal into the steel steps, despite Mike Chioda being right in front of him. The ref goes over to Regal to check on his condition.
Shamrock is still dismantling Goldust, with some harsh shots. But Edge’s noticed he runs into the ring, only to receive a chair shot by Shamrock. What on earth s that crazy idiot doing here? He repeatedly drives the chair into Edge, bam, bam! At least 10 shots have been given by now. He’s put Goldust’s arm on top of Edge, the ref runs in as Ken runs out, this isn’t right! 1,2,3! DING DING DING!!
Winner and new European champion: Goldust (Dead Wonder)
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The Aftermath: After Shamrock beat up all 3 of the wrestlers, especially Regal, who he applied the Ankle Lock to for a while and repeatedly smashed in the back with a chair, and also after a few shots to Goldust, Goldust and Regal (Grandprix) were strechered away, but Shamrock (The Cong Man) took Edge backstage and continued to beat on him, by hitting him with a steel chair several times and applying the Ankle Lock for minutes whilst Edge stayed lifeless. The now non-champion was immediately taken to hospital.
J.R’s post-match report: “It appears to me, that that no good son of a gun, Ken Shamrock (The Cong Man) is targeting all 3 of the wrestlers that are involved with the European title. Tonight, he gave all 3 equal beatings, and even more to Edge. But why he made the title change, I don’t have a damn clue.
Jerry Springer’s Final thought: “The European title is important, and I think that Ken Shamrock has made no mistake in the choice he made.”
Yoda’s wise opinion: “Boo-boo Shamrock made. All 3 wrestlers butt of he to be kicked.”
Posh English Weatherman’s thoughts: “And in Belfast there will- (puts hands to ear) What? You want me to speak on a wrestling match-up? Where someone got hit with a chair? Oh hardcore, DJ! *people stare at him like he’s a freak.*
Stephen Hawking’s mind: “I. Think. That. It. Was. A. Great. Match. And. The. Chicks. Were. Great. Where’s. My. Choc. O. Late? Oh. $h!t.”
Mystique’s opinion: “Sod off you gays.” And stop using the quote marks, Allardini
Allardini: “Will do.” Woops.
Stephen Hawking’s response to Mystique: Wan. Na. Come. To. My. Place. To. Night?
Mystique: No.
Stephen Hawking: We. Could. Get. Drunk. And. Play. Ping. Pong
Ant: Oi! This forum is for wrestling chat, sod off! Ooh! * looks in other direction* Sugar……..
Doughnut Monster: Vote for me to be notable! :-D
Monkey_man: I can’t believe you haven’t seen raging bull!
Allardini: Guys, will you stop popping up in my match?
Dead Wonder: No. Wait a sec, I won!
Allardini: Well, that’s all from me today, back to you in the studio!
Natbuc: You loser…..
Allardini: Hey! How did you get in here?
Natbuc: No idea. I thought it was one of those porn adverts at first…..
Allardini: Wotcha doi-
Doughnut Monster: Vote for me!
Asher D: Do you mind? We’re having a conversation here!
Mojojojo: Yeah! Get outta town!
Allardini: Hold it! Doughnut, go away, no-one cares about you, and Asher and Mojo, you’re not in me and Natbuc’s conversation, so you go away too!
Natbuc: I gotta get rid of Allardini. I know. I’ll leave. Funny. He ain’t noticed me talking.
Mojojojo: Fine. I’m off.
Asher D: You know Allardini, there’s a spare place in the Sony’s-
Allardini: I don’t care about your Sony’s Phonies, Go away! So Natbuc, what were we talking about? Natbuc?
Jerry Springer: Take care of yourselves, and each other.
Allardini: Jerry! You fool! You were meant to say that ages ago! Anyway, as I was saying….. Natbuc? Great, he’s gone. Jerry? Dammit, he listened to me to… Yoda? Nope he’s dead…
Doughnut Monster: Vote for me! Owwww…..
Allardini So, I’ve no one to talk to. I’m talking to myself! I’ll be off…..
Shaneo: Phew! Just arrived! Hello? Anyone?
Stephen Hawking: I’ve fixed my. Short sentence. Problem a bit so. Do you wanna. Talk now?
Shaneo: Yaaaaarrrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhh!!!!!
Posh English Weatherman: I’m also up for some of that chatter business, buddy-o!
Shaneo: Even bigger Yaaaaarrrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhh!!!!!
Doughnut Monster: Vote for me!
Shaneo: Yaaaaarrrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhh!!!!! the size of Lara Croft’s boobs!
Allardini: I believe you mean your Yaaaaarrrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhh!!!!! With “s. So it should be “Yaaaaarrrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhh!!!!!”
Shaneo:………………….
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Shaneo has died and may not be able to respond in this conversation
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Allardini: Wait, how come it didn’t say when everyone else had left?
Mojojojo: Beats me.
Asher D: Ain’t got a clue.
Stephen Hawking: I. Am. Unsure.
Mystique: Still got that problem, eh?
Doghnut Monster: Vote for me!
Allardini: Woah! You guys were here all along?
Monkey man: Er, no.
Allardini: So er-no’s in here?
Er-no: Er-no.
Allardini: Are you like a Pokemon, and you repeat your name all the time?
Er-no: Er-no.
Allardini: Then why did you repeat your name?
Er-no: Er…..
Natbuc: Listen, just talk like this, he doesn’t notice you!
Er-no: Really? Few, I was getting bored!
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Allardini has died and may not be able to respond in this conversation
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Er-no: Cool, he’s gone.
Natbuc: Yay!
Posh English Weatherman: I suggest we have a swinging chat!
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Everyone has died and may not be able to respond in this conversation
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Posh English Weatherman: But I’m not dead!
SYSTEM FAILURE
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Congrats to Dead Wonder on winning the title, bad luck to Jetster.
Thanks for reading,
I am the master of the RCMP 350,
Allardini
P.S. Thank. You. Mo. Jo. Jo. Jo. For. The. Full. Stop. Id. Ea. That. I’m using now, so give him the credit for that! And also, that conversation never happened, as you may have guessed………
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Welcome once again to the Rumble in the Jungle! We’re here for this European title match. The fans like both competitors, and it is very hard to decide who will win, as the two are quite evenly matched. I also think it will be impossible for William Regal to stay out of this match-up, as he has been attacking the two of them frequently during the past few weeks.
The lights go down, BUNG! A gold light appears, and out comes Goldust (Dead Wonder) to a few cheers from the crowd. He slowly makes his way to the confetti-filled ring for this European title match. He takes off his robes and wig in the ring, and impatiently waits for his opponent’s arrival. Music by Rob Zombie hits, and Edge (Jetster) sprints to the ring, wasting no time to get this match started
The two exchange lefts and rights, as the ref takes Edge’s title, and Edge gets the upper hand. He goes for an Irish Whip, but Goldust counters it into an Irish whip of his own. Edge comes off the ropes, and hits a spinning heel kick. He throws Goldust into the turnbuckle, mounts him, and hits him with some punches. The crowd chants in time with each punch: “1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9” Edge then yells a mighty roar, and hits the tenth punch, before throwing the bizarre one down. He makes the cover, 1,2, and Goldust gets the shoulder up.
Edge then applies an Armbar. Both men get up, and Goldust hits an eye rake to get out of the submission. He runs off the ropes, stops by Edge and hits a facebuster. Once Edge is back up by the ropes, Goldust attempts to clothesline Edge out of the ring, but Edge back body drops him over by the ramp. Edge is standing in the ring, waiting. Goldust stands up, and what’s this? He’s walking away! He’ll get counted out and lose if he does that! Edge goes out, and takes down Goldust with a clothesline. He picks him up, and is attempting a suplex. Goldust’s too strong, and hits a suplex himself, right on the cold, hard ramp. He quickly runs into the ring to stop the ref’s count. He Irish whips Edge into the ring apron, the rolls him into the squared circle. 1,2, but Edge gets the shoulder up.
Goldust (Dead Wonder) lifts up his arms to taunt Edge (Jetster), but is given a bit of heat from the fans, who don’t like that around here, apparently. Edge gets up, Goldust runs off the ropes, but Edge counters with a dropkick. A hard clothesline knocks Goldust outside, near the announce table. Edge follows him. An “Edge, Edge!” cheer is starting. The Canadian throws Goldust over the barricade, into the crowd, making a HUGE pop. Edge beats on the bizarre one with some right hands. He jumps onto a nearby seat, and leaps off it with a flying clothesline. Edge picks up Goldust, and the two go back near the ring. Edge goes in to stop the count, and comes back out again.
Edge, now going for an Irish whip into the ring-post, but Goldust counters it into one of his own. And Goldust throws Edge, face-first into the steel steps. Both wrestlers are back in the ring. Cover by Goldust, 1,2, and a kick out by the European champion. Goldust runs off the ropes and does an elbow drop. And again. Wow, he’s done that same elbow drop 5 times. Another cover, 1,2, but Edge still has something left in him. Goldust now applies a chin lock.
Edge doesn’t seem in great shape; he’s been in that submission for quite a while. He’s managed to get is hand free, and is punching Goldust in the face. He’s out, runs off the ropes and hits a body press. An Irish whip followed up by a hip toss from the former tag champion. He Irish whips Goldust, goes for a backdrop, but Goldust saw it coming, got on his knees and hit an uppercut. Goldust picks up Edge, puts him between his legs - he’s going for a powerbomb! Edge is lifted up onto Goldust’s shoulders, and counters by flipping over his head and into a sunset flip! 1, 2, but Goldust gets the shoulder up. An Irish whip by the European champion, and he catches Goldust into a sleeper hold.
Goldust (Dead Wonder) is nearing the mat due to the pressure of the sleeper locked in by Edge (Jetster), who is trying his best to make the bizarre one submit, so he can retain the European title. Goldust looks pretty out; the ref checks the arm. He lifts, down it goes. One! Same thing again happens. Two! If Goldust’s arm drops again then he’ll be out of the match. Thr- No! Goldust got his arm up. He’s fighting back, getting some right hands to Edge. He’s out of the hold, but Edge gets an eye rake in on Goldust. He runs off the ropes, but Goldust caught him into a sleeper of his own! It doesn’t last as long, as Edge quickly counters with a Russian Leg Sweep.
Both competitors are down in the middle of the ring, and referee Mike Chioda has begun his 10 count. “5!” he shouts. The men are starting to get up. Both of them have fought hard in this match. “8!” The wrestlers are up. They hit each with some rights and lefts, Goldust goes for an Irish whip, but Edge comes back by sliding under Goldust’s legs and hitting an Edge-o-matic. Cover, 1, 2, but Goldust barely kicks out.
Edge (Jetster) hits an Irish whip on Goldust into the turnbuckle. He props up the challenger on the second rope. He starts to mount it himself, and it looks like he’s going for a hurricarana! His legs jump onto Goldust (Dead Wonder), but the bizarre one won’t flip over! He takes he upside-down Edge, and has lifted him onto his shoulders for a powerbomb! Look at the strength! Whilst holding onto Edge, he gets to the top rope, and directs himself to the outside! Surely not a powerbomb from the top rope to the outside! But no! He can’t direct it there! Edge hits a hurricarana that landed Goldust in the ring, and Edge almost outside, but he grabbed onto the ropes and propped himself back up
Edge impatiently waits for Goldust to get up. He’s staggering, but up enough. Edge gets a kick to the mid-section, the Edge-e-cution! But Goldust countered it with a spine-buster. He takes Edge’s legs, and catapults him into the turnbuckle. Edge comes back, and Goldust catches him for the curtain call! We may have a new European champion! Edge is lifted up, but flips over, SPEAR! Edge speared Goldust! A cover, 1,2, and a kick out by Goldust, how on earth did he do that? Edge then lifts up Goldust, and hits a Reverse DDT! Another cover, this should be all, but wait, William Regal (Grandprix) came in and pulled out the ref. When will that idiot stay out of his own business? He runs into the ring, and Edge is stomping him! He’s taken the knucks that were on Regal’s hand off! Regal gets up, and BAM! Edge gives Regal a taste of his own medicine, using the brass knuckles to smash Regal in the face.
Goldust is now up, and is double-teaming Regal with Edge. The two Irish whip Regal, and hit a Double Arm Drag. They’ve now thrown him into the turnbuckle, and hey! E + C old skool poetry in motion! Goldust is now putting Regal into position for Shattered Dreams! Goldust (Dead Wonder) runs back, but Edge puts is hand in front of him. He wants to do the damage too! No way, DOUBLE SHATTERED DREAMS! “Not the English jewels!” shouts Jerry “The King” Lawler from ringside.
Edge (Jetster) and Goldust are taunting the Englishman, and the referee’s up. He walks over to the two wrestlers and starts shouting at them, especially Edge. The two are arguing on the outside next to Regal, whilst Goldust is waiting impatiently in the ring. Hold it! It’s Ken Shamrock! (The Cong Man) Chair Shot to Goldust! The world’s most dangerous man lifts up Goldust, and repeatedly does belly to bellies on Goldust onto a chair. On the outside, Edge has just thrown Regal into the steel steps, despite Mike Chioda being right in front of him. The ref goes over to Regal to check on his condition.
Shamrock is still dismantling Goldust, with some harsh shots. But Edge’s noticed he runs into the ring, only to receive a chair shot by Shamrock. What on earth s that crazy idiot doing here? He repeatedly drives the chair into Edge, bam, bam! At least 10 shots have been given by now. He’s put Goldust’s arm on top of Edge, the ref runs in as Ken runs out, this isn’t right! 1,2,3! DING DING DING!!
Winner and new European champion: Goldust (Dead Wonder)
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The Aftermath: After Shamrock beat up all 3 of the wrestlers, especially Regal, who he applied the Ankle Lock to for a while and repeatedly smashed in the back with a chair, and also after a few shots to Goldust, Goldust and Regal (Grandprix) were strechered away, but Shamrock (The Cong Man) took Edge backstage and continued to beat on him, by hitting him with a steel chair several times and applying the Ankle Lock for minutes whilst Edge stayed lifeless. The now non-champion was immediately taken to hospital.
J.R’s post-match report: “It appears to me, that that no good son of a gun, Ken Shamrock (The Cong Man) is targeting all 3 of the wrestlers that are involved with the European title. Tonight, he gave all 3 equal beatings, and even more to Edge. But why he made the title change, I don’t have a damn clue.
Jerry Springer’s Final thought: “The European title is important, and I think that Ken Shamrock has made no mistake in the choice he made.”
Yoda’s wise opinion: “Boo-boo Shamrock made. All 3 wrestlers butt of he to be kicked.”
Posh English Weatherman’s thoughts: “And in Belfast there will- (puts hands to ear) What? You want me to speak on a wrestling match-up? Where someone got hit with a chair? Oh hardcore, DJ! *people stare at him like he’s a freak.*
Stephen Hawking’s mind: “I. Think. That. It. Was. A. Great. Match. And. The. Chicks. Were. Great. Where’s. My. Choc. O. Late? Oh. $h!t.”
Mystique’s opinion: “Sod off you gays.” And stop using the quote marks, Allardini
Allardini: “Will do.” Woops.
Stephen Hawking’s response to Mystique: Wan. Na. Come. To. My. Place. To. Night?
Mystique: No.
Stephen Hawking: We. Could. Get. Drunk. And. Play. Ping. Pong
Ant: Oi! This forum is for wrestling chat, sod off! Ooh! * looks in other direction* Sugar……..
Doughnut Monster: Vote for me to be notable! :-D
Monkey_man: I can’t believe you haven’t seen raging bull!
Allardini: Guys, will you stop popping up in my match?
Dead Wonder: No. Wait a sec, I won!
Allardini: Well, that’s all from me today, back to you in the studio!
Natbuc: You loser…..
Allardini: Hey! How did you get in here?
Natbuc: No idea. I thought it was one of those porn adverts at first…..
Allardini: Wotcha doi-
Doughnut Monster: Vote for me!
Asher D: Do you mind? We’re having a conversation here!
Mojojojo: Yeah! Get outta town!
Allardini: Hold it! Doughnut, go away, no-one cares about you, and Asher and Mojo, you’re not in me and Natbuc’s conversation, so you go away too!
Natbuc: I gotta get rid of Allardini. I know. I’ll leave. Funny. He ain’t noticed me talking.
Mojojojo: Fine. I’m off.
Asher D: You know Allardini, there’s a spare place in the Sony’s-
Allardini: I don’t care about your Sony’s Phonies, Go away! So Natbuc, what were we talking about? Natbuc?
Jerry Springer: Take care of yourselves, and each other.
Allardini: Jerry! You fool! You were meant to say that ages ago! Anyway, as I was saying….. Natbuc? Great, he’s gone. Jerry? Dammit, he listened to me to… Yoda? Nope he’s dead…
Doughnut Monster: Vote for me! Owwww…..
Allardini So, I’ve no one to talk to. I’m talking to myself! I’ll be off…..
Shaneo: Phew! Just arrived! Hello? Anyone?
Stephen Hawking: I’ve fixed my. Short sentence. Problem a bit so. Do you wanna. Talk now?
Shaneo: Yaaaaarrrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhh!!!!!
Posh English Weatherman: I’m also up for some of that chatter business, buddy-o!
Shaneo: Even bigger Yaaaaarrrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhh!!!!!
Doughnut Monster: Vote for me!
Shaneo: Yaaaaarrrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhh!!!!! the size of Lara Croft’s boobs!
Allardini: I believe you mean your Yaaaaarrrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhh!!!!! With “s. So it should be “Yaaaaarrrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhh!!!!!”
Shaneo:………………….
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Shaneo has died and may not be able to respond in this conversation
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Allardini: Wait, how come it didn’t say when everyone else had left?
Mojojojo: Beats me.
Asher D: Ain’t got a clue.
Stephen Hawking: I. Am. Unsure.
Mystique: Still got that problem, eh?
Doghnut Monster: Vote for me!
Allardini: Woah! You guys were here all along?
Monkey man: Er, no.
Allardini: So er-no’s in here?
Er-no: Er-no.
Allardini: Are you like a Pokemon, and you repeat your name all the time?
Er-no: Er-no.
Allardini: Then why did you repeat your name?
Er-no: Er…..
Natbuc: Listen, just talk like this, he doesn’t notice you!
Er-no: Really? Few, I was getting bored!
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Allardini has died and may not be able to respond in this conversation
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Er-no: Cool, he’s gone.
Natbuc: Yay!
Posh English Weatherman: I suggest we have a swinging chat!
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Everyone has died and may not be able to respond in this conversation
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Posh English Weatherman: But I’m not dead!
SYSTEM FAILURE
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Congrats to Dead Wonder on winning the title, bad luck to Jetster.
Thanks for reading,
I am the master of the RCMP 350,
Allardini
P.S. Thank. You. Mo. Jo. Jo. Jo. For. The. Full. Stop. Id. Ea. That. I’m using now, so give him the credit for that! And also, that conversation never happened, as you may have guessed………
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Ant wrote:
> Just a tip allardini, try and add more exclamation marks to your matches. Makes
> it look more exciting, and adds realism.
Last time I did that and I was told that I was using too many!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
See?
> Just a tip allardini, try and add more exclamation marks to your matches. Makes
> it look more exciting, and adds realism.
Last time I did that and I was told that I was using too many!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
See?
Just a tip allardini, try and add more exclamation marks to your matches. Makes it look more exciting, and adds realism.
Um Yeah. At least you're bringing some excitement to the European division. Who'd have guessed it, Ken Shamrock interfering.
I'm really pleased everyone liked it, the post-match stuff I just made up. I was just gonna do the opinions, then i thought of mystique, and it just evolved from there.
Yep as others have said really good match.
Hehe, great match there allardini with lots of innovative and original parts, especially the funny mini-story at the end. :D
What I liked mainly about the match was that it was very technical until Regal and Shamrock came along (nice storyline addition there), it was a normal one-on-one wrestling match, and it was very detailed and exciting to read. Top stuff.
Congratulations to the new European Champion, Goldust (Dead Wonder)!
What I liked mainly about the match was that it was very technical until Regal and Shamrock came along (nice storyline addition there), it was a normal one-on-one wrestling match, and it was very detailed and exciting to read. Top stuff.
Congratulations to the new European Champion, Goldust (Dead Wonder)!
Thanks for the responses, guys.
Great match Allardini!
Especially the ending bit with the mini story.
Cool stuff!
Especially the ending bit with the mini story.
Cool stuff!
YAY! Cheers Allllllllllllllardini, great match for me, new champ! Well written, great length and a funny ending (mini-story).
*SINGS* Yay! I'm the new champion, i'm the new champion!
*SINGS* Yay! I'm the new champion, i'm the new champion!
Regal is an idiot. The whole idea of interfering is to beat up the opponents, not to get beaten stupid himself.
Well, 3 matches down, and I'm on 2 defeats and a beating. This better change, I've got titles to defend!
Well, 3 matches down, and I'm on 2 defeats and a beating. This better change, I've got titles to defend!
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