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Here is what happens in the daily life of a Notable,
6:00am: Gets out of bet and trips over a pile of xbox games
6:15am: falls down stairs and lands in pile of dirty washing
6:20am: Still half asleep they walk into bathroom
6:25am: washes face in toilet instead of in sink
6:30am: walks into kitchen for breakfast, eats breakfast out of dogs bowl by mistake
6:40am: switches telly on but realises power is of trips over cables on way out of room
6:50am: tries to get dressed but ends up tripping over trousers and lands in bed and falls asleep
7:30am; Wakes up and notices the time
7:35am: looks at time again and gets up quickly
7:36am: runs down stair but trips and falls in pile of washing again
7:40am: makes coffee but spills it down shirt
7:45am: changes shirt and runs down stair but trips and falls in pile of washing again.
7:50am: runs around in panic looking for lunchbox
8:00am: logs onto SR for quick browse round forums
8:05am: thumps hands on desk when they realise they haven't won GAD
8:10am: tells of some Newbies for moaning about not winning GAD
8:20am:looks at time and realises that they only have 10 mins to get to work
: runs out door tripping over pile of washing and lands in pile of compost
8:30am: runs back up stairs to change
8:45am: runs back down stairs tripping over and landing in pile of washing
8:50am: runs out door this time avoiding pile of compost
9:00am:Arrives in office late
9:25am:Gets telling of from boss
9:30am: makes cup of coffee and spills it over pc
9:35am: Gets telling of from boss
9:40am: gives cheque to boss to cover cost of pc repair
9:45am: Logs onto SR to browse forums
9:50am: Moans at some Newbies for spamming
9:55am: Has a quick peek at a porn site
10:00am: Gets caught by boss for looking at porn site
10:05am: decides to get on with work
10:10 am: goes to buy a jam doughnut for break
10:15am: eats jam doughnut but jam splatters on shirt
10:20am: runs out of office back home
10:30am: arrives home and runs up stairs to change
10:35am: runs back downstairs tripping up and landing in the pile of washing
10:40am: runs out front door to car
10:45am: screeches out of driveway and speeds down road at 80mph
10:50am: Gets pulled over by police and given a speeding fine
11:00am: Drives back to office and reverses into parking space but crashes into the bosses car.
11:10am: Boss comes in Yelling and screaming
11:20am: Pays Cheque to cover damage costs to the bosses car
11:30am: Sits down at desk and cries
11:35am: Gets told of by boss for crying
11:40am: Pretends to work by pressing a few keys on the keyboard.
11:45am: Logs onto SR,
11:50am: Begins latest GAD attempt.
12:15pm posts GAD attempt
12:20pm:Network crashes
12:30 Heads home, no point in carrying on ‘cos network won’t be fixed by the end of the day
12:45pm arrives home and makes lunch.
1:00pm: Sits down and watches telly for a few hours
4:00pm Gets up and starts to make dinner
4:30pm: Smells something burning in the kitchen and sees smoke coming from underneath the door.
4:35pm After burning dinner they go out to the chip to get a fish supper.
4:45pm: Chippy catches fire
4:50pm: Walks home sobbing
5:00pm: walks in the door and trips over pile of washing and falls asleep there
9:55pm: wakes up and goes upstairs but falls back down again after tripping over dog toy and lands in pile of washing.
10:00pm Starts to cry again hitting head of stair post.
10:05pm ventures outside only to get a bucket of water emptied over him from person in flat above.
10:10pm: goes for shower but trips over towel and lands headfirst in toilet
10:11pm: Flushes toilet with head still in it
10:12pm: gets in shower
10:30am: Walks upstairs to bed somehow avoiding the various objects in the way.
10:35pm: stumbles into bed tripping over shoes.
10:40am: starts hitting self with pillow
10:45pm falls asleep exhausted after hitting self with pillow.
Well all that and they have to suffer the pain of going through it all again the next day, what a life. So next time you get snapped at by one just think of what the have to go through every day.
6:00am: Gets out of bet and trips over a pile of xbox games
6:15am: falls down stairs and lands in pile of dirty washing
6:20am: Still half asleep they walk into bathroom
6:25am: washes face in toilet instead of in sink
6:30am: walks into kitchen for breakfast, eats breakfast out of dogs bowl by mistake
6:40am: switches telly on but realises power is of trips over cables on way out of room
6:50am: tries to get dressed but ends up tripping over trousers and lands in bed and falls asleep
7:30am; Wakes up and notices the time
7:35am: looks at time again and gets up quickly
7:36am: runs down stair but trips and falls in pile of washing again
7:40am: makes coffee but spills it down shirt
7:45am: changes shirt and runs down stair but trips and falls in pile of washing again.
7:50am: runs around in panic looking for lunchbox
8:00am: logs onto SR for quick browse round forums
8:05am: thumps hands on desk when they realise they haven't won GAD
8:10am: tells of some Newbies for moaning about not winning GAD
8:20am:looks at time and realises that they only have 10 mins to get to work
: runs out door tripping over pile of washing and lands in pile of compost
8:30am: runs back up stairs to change
8:45am: runs back down stairs tripping over and landing in pile of washing
8:50am: runs out door this time avoiding pile of compost
9:00am:Arrives in office late
9:25am:Gets telling of from boss
9:30am: makes cup of coffee and spills it over pc
9:35am: Gets telling of from boss
9:40am: gives cheque to boss to cover cost of pc repair
9:45am: Logs onto SR to browse forums
9:50am: Moans at some Newbies for spamming
9:55am: Has a quick peek at a porn site
10:00am: Gets caught by boss for looking at porn site
10:05am: decides to get on with work
10:10 am: goes to buy a jam doughnut for break
10:15am: eats jam doughnut but jam splatters on shirt
10:20am: runs out of office back home
10:30am: arrives home and runs up stairs to change
10:35am: runs back downstairs tripping up and landing in the pile of washing
10:40am: runs out front door to car
10:45am: screeches out of driveway and speeds down road at 80mph
10:50am: Gets pulled over by police and given a speeding fine
11:00am: Drives back to office and reverses into parking space but crashes into the bosses car.
11:10am: Boss comes in Yelling and screaming
11:20am: Pays Cheque to cover damage costs to the bosses car
11:30am: Sits down at desk and cries
11:35am: Gets told of by boss for crying
11:40am: Pretends to work by pressing a few keys on the keyboard.
11:45am: Logs onto SR,
11:50am: Begins latest GAD attempt.
12:15pm posts GAD attempt
12:20pm:Network crashes
12:30 Heads home, no point in carrying on ‘cos network won’t be fixed by the end of the day
12:45pm arrives home and makes lunch.
1:00pm: Sits down and watches telly for a few hours
4:00pm Gets up and starts to make dinner
4:30pm: Smells something burning in the kitchen and sees smoke coming from underneath the door.
4:35pm After burning dinner they go out to the chip to get a fish supper.
4:45pm: Chippy catches fire
4:50pm: Walks home sobbing
5:00pm: walks in the door and trips over pile of washing and falls asleep there
9:55pm: wakes up and goes upstairs but falls back down again after tripping over dog toy and lands in pile of washing.
10:00pm Starts to cry again hitting head of stair post.
10:05pm ventures outside only to get a bucket of water emptied over him from person in flat above.
10:10pm: goes for shower but trips over towel and lands headfirst in toilet
10:11pm: Flushes toilet with head still in it
10:12pm: gets in shower
10:30am: Walks upstairs to bed somehow avoiding the various objects in the way.
10:35pm: stumbles into bed tripping over shoes.
10:40am: starts hitting self with pillow
10:45pm falls asleep exhausted after hitting self with pillow.
Well all that and they have to suffer the pain of going through it all again the next day, what a life. So next time you get snapped at by one just think of what the have to go through every day.
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Here is what happens in the daily life of a Notable,
6:00am: Gets out of bet and trips over a pile of xbox games
6:15am: falls down stairs and lands in pile of dirty washing
6:20am: Still half asleep they walk into bathroom
6:25am: washes face in toilet instead of in sink
6:30am: walks into kitchen for breakfast, eats breakfast out of dogs bowl by mistake
6:40am: switches telly on but realises power is of trips over cables on way out of room
6:50am: tries to get dressed but ends up tripping over trousers and lands in bed and falls asleep
7:30am; Wakes up and notices the time
7:35am: looks at time again and gets up quickly
7:36am: runs down stair but trips and falls in pile of washing again
7:40am: makes coffee but spills it down shirt
7:45am: changes shirt and runs down stair but trips and falls in pile of washing again.
7:50am: runs around in panic looking for lunchbox
8:00am: logs onto SR for quick browse round forums
8:05am: thumps hands on desk when they realise they haven't won GAD
8:10am: tells of some Newbies for moaning about not winning GAD
8:20am:looks at time and realises that they only have 10 mins to get to work
: runs out door tripping over pile of washing and lands in pile of compost
8:30am: runs back up stairs to change
8:45am: runs back down stairs tripping over and landing in pile of washing
8:50am: runs out door this time avoiding pile of compost
9:00am:Arrives in office late
9:25am:Gets telling of from boss
9:30am: makes cup of coffee and spills it over pc
9:35am: Gets telling of from boss
9:40am: gives cheque to boss to cover cost of pc repair
9:45am: Logs onto SR to browse forums
9:50am: Moans at some Newbies for spamming
9:55am: Has a quick peek at a porn site
10:00am: Gets caught by boss for looking at porn site
10:05am: decides to get on with work
10:10 am: goes to buy a jam doughnut for break
10:15am: eats jam doughnut but jam splatters on shirt
10:20am: runs out of office back home
10:30am: arrives home and runs up stairs to change
10:35am: runs back downstairs tripping up and landing in the pile of washing
10:40am: runs out front door to car
10:45am: screeches out of driveway and speeds down road at 80mph
10:50am: Gets pulled over by police and given a speeding fine
11:00am: Drives back to office and reverses into parking space but crashes into the bosses car.
11:10am: Boss comes in Yelling and screaming
11:20am: Pays Cheque to cover damage costs to the bosses car
11:30am: Sits down at desk and cries
11:35am: Gets told of by boss for crying
11:40am: Pretends to work by pressing a few keys on the keyboard.
11:45am: Logs onto SR,
11:50am: Begins latest GAD attempt.
12:15pm posts GAD attempt
12:20pm:Network crashes
12:30 Heads home, no point in carrying on ‘cos network won’t be fixed by the end of the day
12:45pm arrives home and makes lunch.
1:00pm: Sits down and watches telly for a few hours
4:00pm Gets up and starts to make dinner
4:30pm: Smells something burning in the kitchen and sees smoke coming from underneath the door.
4:35pm After burning dinner they go out to the chip to get a fish supper.
4:45pm: Chippy catches fire
4:50pm: Walks home sobbing
5:00pm: walks in the door and trips over pile of washing and falls asleep there
9:55pm: wakes up and goes upstairs but falls back down again after tripping over dog toy and lands in pile of washing.
10:00pm Starts to cry again hitting head of stair post.
10:05pm ventures outside only to get a bucket of water emptied over him from person in flat above.
10:10pm: goes for shower but trips over towel and lands headfirst in toilet
10:11pm: Flushes toilet with head still in it
10:12pm: gets in shower
10:30am: Walks upstairs to bed somehow avoiding the various objects in the way.
10:35pm: stumbles into bed tripping over shoes.
10:40am: starts hitting self with pillow
10:45pm falls asleep exhausted after hitting self with pillow.
Well all that and they have to suffer the pain of going through it all again the next day, what a life. So next time you get snapped at by one just think of what the have to go through every day.
6:00am: Gets out of bet and trips over a pile of xbox games
6:15am: falls down stairs and lands in pile of dirty washing
6:20am: Still half asleep they walk into bathroom
6:25am: washes face in toilet instead of in sink
6:30am: walks into kitchen for breakfast, eats breakfast out of dogs bowl by mistake
6:40am: switches telly on but realises power is of trips over cables on way out of room
6:50am: tries to get dressed but ends up tripping over trousers and lands in bed and falls asleep
7:30am; Wakes up and notices the time
7:35am: looks at time again and gets up quickly
7:36am: runs down stair but trips and falls in pile of washing again
7:40am: makes coffee but spills it down shirt
7:45am: changes shirt and runs down stair but trips and falls in pile of washing again.
7:50am: runs around in panic looking for lunchbox
8:00am: logs onto SR for quick browse round forums
8:05am: thumps hands on desk when they realise they haven't won GAD
8:10am: tells of some Newbies for moaning about not winning GAD
8:20am:looks at time and realises that they only have 10 mins to get to work
: runs out door tripping over pile of washing and lands in pile of compost
8:30am: runs back up stairs to change
8:45am: runs back down stairs tripping over and landing in pile of washing
8:50am: runs out door this time avoiding pile of compost
9:00am:Arrives in office late
9:25am:Gets telling of from boss
9:30am: makes cup of coffee and spills it over pc
9:35am: Gets telling of from boss
9:40am: gives cheque to boss to cover cost of pc repair
9:45am: Logs onto SR to browse forums
9:50am: Moans at some Newbies for spamming
9:55am: Has a quick peek at a porn site
10:00am: Gets caught by boss for looking at porn site
10:05am: decides to get on with work
10:10 am: goes to buy a jam doughnut for break
10:15am: eats jam doughnut but jam splatters on shirt
10:20am: runs out of office back home
10:30am: arrives home and runs up stairs to change
10:35am: runs back downstairs tripping up and landing in the pile of washing
10:40am: runs out front door to car
10:45am: screeches out of driveway and speeds down road at 80mph
10:50am: Gets pulled over by police and given a speeding fine
11:00am: Drives back to office and reverses into parking space but crashes into the bosses car.
11:10am: Boss comes in Yelling and screaming
11:20am: Pays Cheque to cover damage costs to the bosses car
11:30am: Sits down at desk and cries
11:35am: Gets told of by boss for crying
11:40am: Pretends to work by pressing a few keys on the keyboard.
11:45am: Logs onto SR,
11:50am: Begins latest GAD attempt.
12:15pm posts GAD attempt
12:20pm:Network crashes
12:30 Heads home, no point in carrying on ‘cos network won’t be fixed by the end of the day
12:45pm arrives home and makes lunch.
1:00pm: Sits down and watches telly for a few hours
4:00pm Gets up and starts to make dinner
4:30pm: Smells something burning in the kitchen and sees smoke coming from underneath the door.
4:35pm After burning dinner they go out to the chip to get a fish supper.
4:45pm: Chippy catches fire
4:50pm: Walks home sobbing
5:00pm: walks in the door and trips over pile of washing and falls asleep there
9:55pm: wakes up and goes upstairs but falls back down again after tripping over dog toy and lands in pile of washing.
10:00pm Starts to cry again hitting head of stair post.
10:05pm ventures outside only to get a bucket of water emptied over him from person in flat above.
10:10pm: goes for shower but trips over towel and lands headfirst in toilet
10:11pm: Flushes toilet with head still in it
10:12pm: gets in shower
10:30am: Walks upstairs to bed somehow avoiding the various objects in the way.
10:35pm: stumbles into bed tripping over shoes.
10:40am: starts hitting self with pillow
10:45pm falls asleep exhausted after hitting self with pillow.
Well all that and they have to suffer the pain of going through it all again the next day, what a life. So next time you get snapped at by one just think of what the have to go through every day.
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