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1) Change their company slogan from "Where do you want to go today?" to "Windows? Not us!"
2) Pretend that they are a manufacturer of denim jeans.
3) Operate from Milton Keynes under the name of Softmicro Denims.
4) Answer the phone with the phrase: "Bill Gates? Never heard of him."
He was right all along.