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"How could Microsoft improve their company image?"

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Mon 04/03/02 at 19:58
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I reckon that Bill Gates should change his name to 'Willy G.' and release a rap record about how fly Microsoft is. Just a suggestion. Also, he could put on a stutter and pretend he's related to G-G-Gareth G-G-Gates.
Tue 05/03/02 at 12:58
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"Acid Casual"
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God bless that monkey.
Tue 05/03/02 at 12:58
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Microsoft could clearly improve their image using the following time-honoured standard business practices:

1) Change their company slogan from "Where do you want to go today?" to "Windows? Not us!"

2) Pretend that they are a manufacturer of denim jeans.

3) Operate from Milton Keynes under the name of Softmicro Denims.

4) Answer the phone with the phrase: "Bill Gates? Never heard of him."
Tue 05/03/02 at 12:56
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See... Bubbles has a masterplan. Don't trust the monkey.
Tue 05/03/02 at 12:54
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"Pouch Ape"
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Monkeys will always rule the earth.
Tue 05/03/02 at 12:53
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"Acid Casual"
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Now you come to mention it, all of them except Bubbles.

He was right all along.
Tue 05/03/02 at 12:51
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"Pouch Ape"
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Are we talking about Jacko or Gates now? It kinda got blurred around the word freak.
Tue 05/03/02 at 12:50
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"Copyright: FM Inc."
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Bubbles, Bill or Michael?
Tue 05/03/02 at 12:50
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"Acid Casual"
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Either way the mans a freak.
Tue 05/03/02 at 12:48
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"Pouch Ape"
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I thought that was because he hooked up with children.
Tue 05/03/02 at 12:41
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"Acid Casual"
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That didn't help Michael Jackson. He went downhill after hooking up with Bubbles.

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