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"herdy gerdy girl going off rails"

Hello Boys

Noe I hate to be a pain but surely one of you gentlement can help me. If we don't faind out where to go after we get the feather this household may well fall apart cos I am a 35 year old woman who should be working and I am positive that I should know better than to get addicted to some daft herding game ( but I am so never mind) . The shoppings not getting done and my partner, well, I'm not going there! Can you see me as some sort of Mrs. Robinson figure and get a wee thrill out of helping me?

Please help soon someone I know you know how to

Love Womblegirl

I will defend your honour until the stars burn out, but I'm afraid I draw the line at messing in life and death - something's a man just has to walk away from and let it play out as it may.

Nope, rescuing people, preventing catacylsmic natural disasters and the ability to breath through my ears (most useful in certain situations) must suffice.

I am superhuman, but I have my flaws

I am very keen to hear about your tool. Does it fit nicely under you belt or cn you wrap it around and fling it over the front.

Don't get me started on Jesus - we just do not get on

I am gutted! Are you saying that yet again I have been let down by the male of the species failing to protect my honour. And I can guarantee you that there have been many situations in my multi-coloured life where that has been necessary.

Alas my abilities stop at raising the dead.

That's the domain of people like Shadowman and Jesus.
I am restricted to mere crime prevention and rescuing of lasses in shimmering nightgowns and all that stuff.

Plus I got a totally cool utility belt and stuff.

Just wondering my dear - why could you not rescue that poor bunny and breathe life into it's weary lungs if you are such a big superhero

No.
Unless you have plans to take over the world utlising

(a) Your own island with a removable-topped volcano
(b) A super-laser
(c) Henchman of dubious stature

If you lack any or all of these, then you are safe.
Doo-be-doo...

Now whoever you are nh leave my goatboy alone. He is a well respected member of the musical superhero community and will get you if I ask him too

It's all gone quiet over here now - Looks like Goatboy followed Wombles advise and went off to give his weapon an airing after all !!

I have sat by the pool and smoked several fags and watched a moulding rabbit bob past.
I think the pool needs a clean to be honest.

No, I don't find you boring Womblie, far from it.
Just counting the minutes until 5pm and I'm awaiting an email that has yet to arrive.

Hurry up dammit hotmail.....grrrrrrrr

Now all this talk of you being bored leads me to presume you find me boring. Please say that is not so.

As it must be lunchtime around now why don't you sneak off somewhere and give your weapon/s an airing. I perform a similar procedure when I am bored although to be honest I always manage to make my own entertainment.