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"OFFICIAL XBOX RIDICULE TOPIC"

Right, now there are only so many Anti Xbox posts/topics one forum can take.

So if you have any anti Xbot comments post them in here instead of cluttering up the forums with lots of 'Xbox is crap' topics. Now i know ive done a few but why not contain them all in one topic. It makes sense.

So go on. All anti xbox stuff here. Please no people who like the xbox.

ill start you off.

Xbox has no good games.

you can;t use a normal modem with it.

you need to buy a dvd upgrade as well don't you to play dvds?

It costs more than the GDP of some African nations.

You'll probably have to wait till it's internet ready before you can download an X-box SP1 so the thing will actually work a tiny bit.

And then you'll get the virus that er-no was talking about.

And then Microsoft will charge you for antivirus software.

The DVD player won't work unless you buy the remote control off Microsoft (at great expense I assume) and presumably the remote control won't work unless you buy the buttons for it individually off Micrsoft.

And then it probably won't work because it'll crash because things from Microsoft always do.

Its great!

Oh.. no.. thats the Gamecube.

erm.. something good about that XBox.

erm... it works.. nope. not always.

Its erm... big? nope. wrong thing to be for a console.

Erm erm erm erm...

Nope.
Its crap. :D

It would take you an hour to plug all four controllers in

Can you imagine how heavy the box you carry it home in after buying it is going to be?

We all know Microsoft's penchant for putting things, ie a Windows XP disc, in a box roughly 50 times bigger than the actual contents.

It's actually bigger than a NES

Ditto.
Thanks.

:D